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“I’m going kill myself, there’s no escaping this hell.”
Shamal is about to punch verde in the fucking face
hello the birthday hairball trash can is here
ready 2 rp
guess who’s back and ready to be a shitty drunk not-dad
Get to Know the Mun
Tagged by: Solarcobaleno
Call me: Jess
Time and Date: 10:52 7/19/15
Average Hours of Sleep: Usually 4 - 6 hours
Birthday: March, 30, 1990
Gender: /Shrugs Workin’ on it
Sexuality: I dont care tbh
Height: 4′11
Favourite Colour: brown
One place that makes me happy: Certain types of clothing stores
How many blankets do you sleep under: 1 blanket
What are you wearing now: Jacket, tank top, yoga pants
Favourite Beverage: At the moment...uh..I’ve been drinking these refreshers at work and they’re p great i guess
Favourite Food: Pho
Last movie you watched: UHHHHHHHHHH... Jackass?
Dream Vacation: Being at a beach with the dogs and my partner to be honest? I really enjoy it.
Dream Wedding: If I were to ever plan to get married, I’d prefer to have a small, simple wedding and come home and sleep.
Dream Pet: Dalmation. Eversince I was little, I wanted a Dalmation. I’m aware of the breed and I have read up on them. Still has yet to change.
Dream Job: Dog trainer. As stupid as it sounds, I have a passion for training a dog.
Tag 9 people you want to get to know. I dont really know who i’d like to get to know, I’ll just see them on my dash I guess!
Reblog with your character smiling
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There’s a semi-visible dong under this readmore and it’s Shamal’s fat hairy body as a werewolf because im a fucking weeb.
I really need to stop being lazy with my art LMAO
Wow, you can’t even accept a free diagnosis!
“I’m not that bad! And obviously when I run out, I get more.” What were you expecting? Verde glanced down at the other’s basket before nodding to the cashier. “Yeah yeah. Just put your basket up.
“Hm? …It’s mocha- It isn’t that bad- although… the last two coffees I had were terrible..” Bottle coffee was pretty awful, there was no denying that. But brewing fresh coffee and making sure it stayed good was a hassle. Bottled coffee could sit in the fridge for hours and be fine! Verde fumbled for his wallet and waited until the cashier had rang up their collective carts. Shamal’s comment caused both men to pause, only to be followed by the third party snickering and Verde humming once again. “Oi oi…. sh-shut up.”
“Listen to yourself, why do you keep trying the same damn thing when it’s always a disappointment? Fresh coffee is always the way to go, even I know that!” Brewed coffee may be a hassle but it definitely tasted better than that premade cold coffee. Shamal glanced at the cashier when hearing the snickering, “Oops, that was supposed to be in Italian.” Oh well, “So how about that takoyaki and head back to your place.” He sighed, hoping Lambo and Ipin wouldn’t be there- those kids were enough of a hassle and Shamal was too sober to deal with the two children.
I keep reading that Bel’s url as lactation
lamanodestra Don't forget to tell him a drunk man whore not - dad took you in
"You can just hide your mistake with chocolate sauce!" Yeah well I stole ur fucking college sweetheart
Verde vs Shamal on cookies. I tried saving the cat...it looks like it wants to me euthanized. I'm gonna play in traffic LMAO
Shamal and verde try making candy donuts. ....... "Fuck your donut" guess who tried making the cat? YEAH, IT'S A FUCKING CAT. IT LOOKS LIKE IT ASKED FOR THE CUMMIES
Really? “That is a stupid question- not on my person right now, but yeah. You can smoke back at my place if you need to.” Oh? Takoyaki sounded nice actually… Verde glanced down at his basket, now filled with small sandwiches, bread, a few cans of soda, beer, and bottle coffee… It didn’t look all too appetizing for most- maybe a desperate college student. But this was a full grown man. “I love takoyaki to be honest. I just wish I didn’t burn my damn tongue every single time.” Maybe waiting for it to cool first would be a good idea…. Nah. “There’s a vendor nearby- I’ll pay for your basket if you buy the takoyaki. I don’t have cash.”
“What? Don’t look at me like that! I just assumed you smoked it all by now.” It’s okay, Shamal’s basket wasn’t all too healthy either. Beer, candy, a loaf of bread since his is currently moldy, soda, various bags of snacks- almost close to Verde’s basket. Minus the bottled coffee. “You drink that?” Shamal’s nose wrinkled as he stared down at the coffee and walked to the register, pointing his thumb to Verde when the employer started scanning his items. “He’s paying.”
“If you weren’t so impatient to have balls in your mouth then maybe you wouldn’t get choked up.”