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This is the saddest thing I’ve seen thus far
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“My girlfriend also said yes. Even with the ring box being upside down due to my nerves.”
Congrats HaleJustinian!
One of the cutest things I’ve even seen!
Y'all, they gonna last forever.
I used to mock the fact that so many tv shows and movies use people who are like 29 to play highschool students but you know what if it keeps fewer kids on set where some grody ass fucking pedo director could put their hands on them I’m all for highschool specials with crows feet and five o'clock shadow because honestly like 3 people total in Hollywood can be trusted and they’re on thin fuckin ice
i never thought about it that way before, but yes yes yes
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
Туалетный котенок…
Toilet kitten.
(The pun: there is a Russian brand of cleaning product that is called “Toilet Duckling“ because of the form of the bottle. Words “kitten“ and “duckling“ rhyme in Russian, and it’s common to call cats sitting on toilets a “toilet kitten“).
this is my favourite vine tbh
Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”
“Friend”
Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.
Plants don’t wage war
Ever heard of blackberries?
Yes, plants do wage war
Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else.
I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.
It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.
Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.
And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.
This post did not go where I expected it to.
Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.
Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.
Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed.
Can second the comments of Kudzu.
I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.
I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:
See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.
Southern Gothic knows Lovecraft. We have fucking kudzu.
Trees definitely do war. My little sister and I both got tiny fir saplings for arbor day when we were sprouts. We planted them about 8′ apart. 25 years later, mine is a mighty forest giant, at least 50′ tall. Hers is a dead stump because mine stole all the water and sunlight.
I will see your kudzu and raise you, for giant hogweed is worse. I’m just going to give you Cracked.com’s description of it:
Giant hogweed is not a plant you want hanging around in your backyard garden because, despite what its name may imply, it in no way makes your yard smell like delicious bacon. Also, it’s an invasive plant species, growing up to 20 feet tall, whose sap is basically herbology’s answer to mustard gas.
Apparently that whole “sap straight out of Satan’s anus” thing didn’t faze the European and North American gardeners of the 19th and 20th centuries, who decided to import giant hogweed from Asia as a “botanical curiosity” because it looks like what you’d get if you blasted Queen Anne’s lace with the radiation that created Godzilla. In no time flat, this kaiju-plant took over riverbanks, ditches, and roadsides, wrapping the native flora in an unrelenting choke hold. Its true terror, however, lay in what it can do to us non-plant-based life forms – its aforementioned sap has the mutant ability to cause phytophotodermatitis, an extreme sensitivity to sunlight.
That means if it gets on your skin and then gets exposed to UV rays (which is pretty much a given, seeing as how it tends to grow, um, outside), it causes severe burns, lesions, and blisters that leave you with fat, purpley-black scars.
The government of Ontario adds: Eye contact with the sap has been reported (in the media and by various web sites) to cause temporary or permanent blindness. However, evidence of permanent blindness linked to exposure to Giant hogweed cannot be substantiated by any existing research.
However, there are derivatives of a chemical in the leaves, roots, stems, flowers, and seeds of giant hogweed called furanocoumarin. These derivatives can get into the nuclei of cells lining the cavities and surfaces of blood vessels and organs, bond with the DNA in the nuclei, and cause the cells to die. So even if there is no proof that giant hogweed will blind you permanently, I wouldn’t take a chance.
Just in general, plants also release toxins and chemical signals to call predator insects to kill other plants. They’re fuckin metal. Treehouses are a victory.
Photographer Angus James was fortunate enough to capture this shot. He said: “As I was pulling my lure from the fish to release back into the water I noticed two little eyes looking back at me from inside the fish’s mouth. After capturing this picture, the little green tree frog leaped straight past my head onto the nearest tree. It was one of the coolest things I have seen in my life! This is one lucky frog!” You can now follow Angus at The “Never Give Up” Frog with Angus James.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
me, smothering my bank account with unnecessary purchases: shh, shh shh shh
No buts. I promised I’d keep you shitheads safe, and that’s exactly what I plan on doing.
…And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the…
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