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Is it true that there are ONLY gays in Ireland?

yeah the english implemented a project similar to mkultra to stop the irish reproducing by making us all fags

#thats why you see so many yup bros holding eachother on their e-scooters

i have a very bad habit of chewing on my arms and ive just broken the skin

#i only found out because i was tasting an absurd amount of blood #like more than usual #so i took my wrist out of my mouth #and boom!#at least i know id be a good canibal i guess??

im probably the pettiest bitch out there

#i would totally kill myself over completely innocuous shit #like shit that didnt even upset me #JUST to put thr blame on ypu #ideal death scenario is me killing myself and getting like thirteen different people to believe they caused it #im slrry like thats just funny as shit to me

Is it true that there are no gays in Ireland?

yeah saint paddy cured them thats why theres no aids here

I grew up in Dublin. I was a potato farmer. Every night I would go to the pub. I would drink ale and dance jigs, but one day I met a pretty lass, her name was ruby, and she captured my heart with her green valley eyes and her hair as golden as my fine gold tote , I was in love... but Ruby did not return the love... so because of THAT I... uh... I forgot what I was gonna say!

typical dubliner…… she deserved better

#i hope she lives a fufiling life without you and your dementia

sends rice your way

waw thank you so much

#im so happy

all i want is white rice but i have to wait for my bum of a doctor

#bruhhhhh

i did just spend twenty minutes getting onions off a frozen pizza

#i dont like the texture ok #it took me twenty minutes because i kept drinking in between the surgery

the reason i use shot glasses is not to measure my drinks but to ensure my eyes are not larger than my stomach, in a shocking turn of events i drank far too much vodka and its come out of my nose

#IT BURNS #SO BAF #i think ive lost all hair inside of it #i just gulped it down from my bottle #and i didnt have time to chase it #because i WAS TOO FUCKING BUSY STOPPING SMIRNOFF FROM SPEWING OUT OF MY FACE

koh6ftu

MUST eat someone out desperately

trinketman

i have a huge crack across my screen which has spewed ink and dead pixels all over my screen which conveniently covered the “out” part of this post so i assumed my dear friend here had fallen victim to canibalistic desires once more

#happens to the best pf us #also real asf

i do truly forget that other people dont think like i do