I'm petrified of the signs and you are too.
Based off of the people around me
Aries: Aries would probably sell their soul for good enough concert tickets to get sweat on by Andy Biersack.
Taurus: Taurus is genuinely terrifying, they're basically dead inside already so crossing the street is the most amusing game of see who can get hit by a more expensive sports car.
Gemini: Gemini's your second mother in the group. I'm not even exaggerating. Jason from your chemistry class is bothering you? Gemini'll be at their door at four in the morning to talk to their parents about their son's behavior.
Cancer: Cancer'll say they want nothing to do with drama, but it's probably the most amusing thing to them. Yeah, of course they want to know what happened between Leo and Bethany last Wednesday. Screw Bethany.
Leo: Leo will text you at three in the morning with an existential crisis caused by a conspiracy theory they saw online on how Danny Phantom and Timmy Turner were the same person at least once a month.
Virgo: Virgo will call you for the first time in months on a Tuesday afternoon saying they're picking you up in twenty minutes and to get dressed and out of the house. Which is entirely what Virgo does, because somehow the plans Virgo makes for you always trump staying home and watching reruns of Supernatural and stressing out.
Libra: Libra owns those band tees you have a tendency to “borrow” and give back months later ( if ever ) with deodorant stain on the inside and wrinkles from your bedroom floor laundry collection. Libra's wardrobe's mostly black and a little intimidating but you learn to admire it.
Scorpio: Scorpio has no filter, they're ready to fight over anything and everything. When they're running across the street with Taurus they don't even care. Hit me, I dare you.
Sagittarius: Sagittarius terrifies everyone around them, which in reality there's probably a reason for that, but once you learn to deal with it they're your bodyguard in a way alongside Gemini. Point out the person who crossed you and give us their social security number and we'll take care of it.
Capricorn: You're a hot mess. Capricorn is the person you should be closest with, nobody knows embarrassment and anxiety quite like Capricorn and being with them is therapeutic in a way. They're like your therapist, but you can pay them in Kit Kat bars.
Aquarius: Everybody knows Aquarius for a reason. Aquarius is the kind of person to send you a basket full of junk food and a card with their Netflix password when you're stressed out and that's a beautiful thing.
Pisces: Pisces will stay up late at night doing an entire chapter's worth of work the hours before they need to get up and hand it into class the next morning and ask you for your notes, which you've laminated and printed because this happens every semester. It's totally okay, though, because Pisces'll send you an edible arrangement over it.