Tristan Texting Lancelot late at night
Tristan: Why does it feel good to use cotton swabs?
Lancelot: What?
Tristan: Like in your ears
Tristan: Why does it feel so good?
Lancelot: Jesus ch- GO TO BED
Few moments later
Tristan: Did you go to sleep?
Tristan: Why does it feel good Lance??
Lancelot: I googled it for you since it's beyond your capabilities apparently....
Lancelot: Your ear canals have a SHIT ton of nerve endings, can I go back to bed now?
Tristan:
Tristan: no
Tristan: Lance keep telling me stuff I don't know!

















