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Welcome to trollalert. We used to be ThisIsAskHomestuck and have recently moved and become a strict cosplay ask blog. We are no longer strict canon but have enforced new rules on such. Please be sure to read the rules and FAQ before sending in asks or submits.

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TG: i DiDn'T sEe YoU tHeRe MoThErFuCkEr, NoW tHaT wE bOtH hErE wHy NoT sEnD mE sOmE gLoRiOuS qUeStIoNs?

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TG: Sup! nothing rlly just enjoy a hot cup of male tears

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CC: 38O MOIRAILS???

CC: W)(ale, Ive never reely t)(oug)(t about it!

CC: Conknestly, you’re a pretty cool buoy, so I dont sea w)(y NOT.

CC: PLUS, Ive alwaves liked t)(e stories of Pupa Pan, glub GLUB! 38)

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CC: 38? I don't know w)(o you are, but S)(OR--------------E. 

CC: YOUR )(ive, or MIN-E?

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CC: O)(, not a lot of time!

CC: Conknestly it’s just rolling awake, running a comb t)(roug)( it, and letting t)(e water do t)(e rest.

CC: Of course, t)(at )(as its FLAWS...

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cuttlefishCuller is online

CC: )(ey GUPPI---------------ES!!! It's been a w)(ale!

CC: Do you )(ave any questfins for me? 38O

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TG: you can like see my god tier rn, nothing new nothing old?!!!

TG: it feels p cool like i can like disapire but mostly i can only make a few green cubes :( 

TG:+thx!

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Application

Application

1. Your [preferred] name? : Jax 2. Your age? : 18. 3. Your sign? : Leo. ♌ 4. Favorite Character? : Horuss. 5. Character(s) you’d like to play? [up to three] : Alpha Bro/Alpha Dave/Bro Strider. You should get the point by now, I hope. 6. Why do you want to play them? : Personality suits me. Yeah. 7. How often are you on tumblr? : Pretty fuckin’ often. It’d be 24/7 if I didn’t have a job. 8. Do you have school or work? : Both. Unfortunately. 9. Can you be dedicated [or at least dedicate an off day or a weekend day to the blog to answer your questions/ help out]? : Yes. ‘Course. Blogs need that shit. Blogs need me. 10. Do you know how to answer questions IC? : Once I’m in cosplay, there is no out of character. I’m in the zone. On top of it. 11. Do you cosplay these characters [closet cosplays and pre-existing photos/gifs are accepted, just let us know that]? : Yes. 12. Please provide us with examples: http://static.tumblr.com/9bcc59972da60d61a56c73df07db26a1/rssxcxp/FXbn9wkzh/tumblr_static_4kge0575xbeokg8cs88wkkokg.gif Here’s a gif. 13. Are you able to make gifs? : Yes. 14. Are you able to take photos? : Yes.

1. What are your major ships [canon]? : Horuss and Rufio. 2. What are your fanon/crack ships? : Cronus and Kurloz. Cronus and Eridan. Dirk and Karkat. Alpha Bro and John. Bro and Alpha Bro. 3. Are there any big headcanons you have that will effect your character/s? : No, I don’t think so. 4. Anything else? : Nope. We’re cool.

1. What is your email? : xxxxx 2. Is your ask/submit box open? : Hell yeah. 3. Is there a 100x100 icon you would like to be used for the players page? : You got it. 4. If you have another blog you’d rather people be linked to, please leave us with that link. : 2dvantas.tumblr.com

1. Your name? : Hell, you can call me Alpha Bro cause why the fuck not. 2. Approximate age? : Old enough. Let’s not get any further into this. 3. Species? : Human. Enough said. 4. Are you okay with answering a lot of questions? : Well, sure. Gotta indulge everyone. 5. Tell me about yourself [at least four lines/sentences]: Okay, right. You need to know shit about me. Well, there’s really nothing to it. I’m a simple guy. Pretty decent. If you can throw down some sick beats, I’ll freestyle. You might want to take my autograph now. What? Me? Self-centered? Nah, I just know when I’m good at something. Confidence is the key. Enough about that. Let’s get real here. I’ve come from a long and heart-aching past. Well, maybe heart-aching isn’t the right word, it’s been a pretty damn long journey, though. It’s built me up and made me who I am today, ya know? I’ve learned to move on and leave my past behind. Besides Dirk. He’ll always have a special place here. ( God, I don’t know if this is all that great but here ya go. )

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dave audition (last time i promise)

Your [preferred] name? sammy

Your age? 14 

Your sign? Capricorn

Favorite Character? Dirk strider

Character(s) you’d like to play? [up to three] Dave strider

Why do you want to play them? i like answering questions in character with other people

How often are you on tumblr? mosts days sometimes not a thursday

Do you have school or work? i have school that starts in september

Can you be dedicated [or at least dedicate an off day or a weekend day to the blog to answer your questions/ help out]? i can be on everyday you need me to but thursdays i may not be able to

Do you know how to answer questions IC? i have been in a few ask blogs so i can answer in character

Do you cosplay these characters [closet cosplays and pre-existing photos/gifs are accepted, just let us know that]? i have many gif and pictures of my cosplays

Please provide us with examples:

Are you able to make gifs? i am able to make gifs

Are you able to take photos? i am able to take pics

What is your email? xxxxx

Is your ask/submit box open? always are

Is there a 100x100 icon you would like to be used for the players page?

What are your major ships [canon]? canon ships has to be rosemary

What are your fanon/crack ships? johndave and dirkjohn

Are there any big headcanons you have that will effect your character/s? not really i have one that dave has to wears shades as he has sensitive eyes so he has a dark room too and the other is that he had freckles

Anything else? thats out it

Your name? TG: the names strider, dave strider

Approximate age? TG: 16 TG:too many years have past since i started this god damn game

Species? TG: human as you can get TG: though i dont feel it anymore

Are you okay with answering a lot of questions? TG: if someone wants to talk to me then i am open

Tell me about yourself [at least four lines/sentences]: TG: well i’m dave strider as i sad before. i got my four best friend john jade and rose. i did have my bro too but… shit went down and lets just say hes not here anymore, god do i miss him though. I love to rap and use my turn tables, i also love photography and collecting dead things. got so many jars on my shelf of dead lil animals, thats about all the important things ya need to know

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TG: there seems to be no aks 4 me at all, wat the hell

TG: Well u no wat?

TG: fuq u guyz *flees*

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Has anyone been accepted for Dave yet? I want to send in an application.

Nope! We're looking for a very deep Dave that really gets a good feel for the character because we've received a lot of applications about some kid who's ironic and hates smuppets and that's like.. it?So, know your Dave like the back of your hand and impress us with him.x Hawk

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GG: O-oh my, what a thought! Hoo hoo! :B GG: Which one though?

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MEULIN: *YAAAAAAWN* I AM SO TIRED FROM ALL OF THE AMAZING QUESTIONS! THANK MEW YOU FOR THE FUN TIME! KEEP SENDING ME THEM AND I'LL ANSWER THEM NEXT TIME!!!

~~*MEULIN LEIJON IS OFFLINE*~~

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MEULIN: A MASTER SHIPPER CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT THIS HAPPENING GREY FACE!

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MEULIN: KANKITTY DOES NOT SEEM TO LIKE ME FURRY MUCH SO I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LEIJONS RED WITH THE VANTAS. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT SHIPS I'VE FACED, IM FURRY SORRY ANON!

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MEULIN: MOG MOG NEPURRTA AND I ARE SOME OF THE BEST HISSTERS AROUND!! ITS SO PAWESOME TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK SHIPS WITH BESIDES HORRUS AND PURRLOZ!!!!

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MEULIN: I DO NOT SHIP ARANEA AND M33NAH RED HOWEVFUR I DO SHIP THEM PALE! I JUST CANT SEE THEM IN A MATESPRITSHIP