Borf

Fruit deliverer for Merch and ice mall! [OPEN]

[truckermakkachin]

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My girlfriend and I spend more time in useless arguments than doing couple-y things@eat-the-fluffies-or-die

[eat-the-fluffies-or-die]

Does fighting over the proper way to make katsudon not count as a coupley activity? Has my concept of a relationship been wrong this entire time???

(by the way, if it says to use mirin, then you use the fucking mirin)

[truckermakkachin]

((No,it doesn't. And no, I will prepare my goddamn katsudon the way I feel like it. You can't even eat it so why should I listen to you, and using white wine has less sugar and therefore makes this already unhealthy dish a little healthier.))

[truckermakkachin]

how can u reach the pedals for your truck and see over the dash at the same time? i smell sorcery

I have my ways...

[truckermakkachin]

Viktuuri 1B for the otp asks??

((This took way longer than it should have))

[truckermakkachin]

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Je suis high key Hamilton trash

[truckermakkachin]

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My girlfriend and I spend more time in useless arguments than doing couple-y things@eat-the-fluffies-or-die

[truckermakkachin]

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Doing these makes me feel like a narcissist...

[truckermakkachin]

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I've been horseback riding for 7 years, 4 years of competition, and 3 years for therapy.

[truckermakkachin]

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I’m a high key theater nerd and currently play the voice of god in a show at my school

[astrofairies]

for every '⭐️' i get, i will post a fact about myself!

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[turquoisedragonmaster]

yes hi

[tylerrrrrdun]

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[castielthesmolbean-deactivated2]

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[poisonedinsanity]

Heyo

[matt10nt]

hai

[stupidships3335-deactivated2017]

already reblogged this but who gives a fuck

[roznjo-deactivated20200828]

send him my regards.

[truckermakkachin]

Bonjour bitches

[truckermakkachin]

meet the artist? ^.^

Ah! This took me way too long! Sorry!

[truckermakkachin]

but it's so satisfying you don't understand

This blog is /not/ for you to spill your weird fetishes.@eat-the-fluffies-or-die

[truckermakkachin]

((for the flower ask)) allium?

(ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook?)I'm more of a baker so probably any sort of shortbread, even though 97% of the universe doesn't like shortbread...

[truckermakkachin]

let me touch your elbows

no.

[truckermakkachin]

Flower Ask

DAISY:How old were you when you had your first kiss?

CARNATION:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

JASMINE:What color looks best on you?

FOXGLOVE:Name three facts about your family?

ALLIUM:What’s the best thing you can cook?

ORANGE BLOSSOM:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

CALLA LILY:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

POINSETTIA:Favorite holiday dish?

OXLIP:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

PRIMROSE:Favorite kind of soup?

DAFFODIL:What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

ROSE:Are you currently in love with someone?

AMSONIA:Would you ever become a vegan?

PEONY:What’s your favorite hot beverage?

TULIP:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

MYRTLE:Do you like going on airplanes?

HIBISCUS:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

ZINNIA:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

POPPY:What color was your childhood home?

HYDRANGEA:Starbucks order?

VIOLET:Do you like where you’re from?

LOCUST:What was your favorite book as a child?

RHODODENDRON:What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?

QUEEN ANNE’S LACE:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

MAGNOLIA:Favorite kind of candy?

ASTER:Would you rather be cold or hot?

MARIGOLD:Do you listen to what’s on the radio?

HELICONIA:Do you like when it rains?

AZALEA:What’s a movie you cried while watching?

DANDELION:Do you think you’re important?

[truckermakkachin]

OOOOH I CANT SAY NO TO THIS!

I DON'T SAY NO TO THIS

[truckermakkachin]

Hey, can you open up your submit box? I can't send my card through :0

It’s open now :)