Totally True Facts About Sleep No More

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177. This year, the entire MacDuff family participated in the local nativity play. Lady MacDuff landed the coveted role of Mary.

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176. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. He’s the Taxidermist.

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175. Hecate did not get the part of Rudolph in her third grade recital. She likes to imagine her dress is made of all of the glowing noses of children playing Rudolph everywhere.

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174. Boywitch has been banned from several tree lots for trying to move trees around after business hours.

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173. Banquo has filed a suit against Salvation Army for bell ringing copyright infringement.

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Christmas Card Campaign 2015

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I love you so much.

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Christmas Card Campaign 2015

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172. Somewhere in the McKittrick, there is a room in which every recap you’ve ever written is stored. Stacks upon stacks of printed out paper, some water damaged and yellowed with age, saved for a purpose we do not yet know.

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171. Each year more than 3 billion Christmas cards are sent in the U.S. alone. The Taxidermist is hoping he will get at least one this year.

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I wonder if punchdrunk would ban me/flag my name to the crazypants list if I started sending xmas cards to various residents.

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Not if we send them anonymously…

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Christmas Card Campaign 2015

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171. Each year more than 3 billion Christmas cards are sent in the U.S. alone. The Taxidermist is hoping he will get at least one this year.

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Are you feeling the Christmas spirit or just in a giving mood? Then you should send me to Sleep No More some facts! Spread that Christmas cheer around! We’d love to know what exactly it is you think the denizens of the hotel do around Christmastime, or just any true facts about them. 

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170. Although she would never admit it, the Christmas decorations each year are put up by Hecate. 

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Confession: I don’t do very well at Christmas. I’ve been trying to combat that by focusing on things that take me out of the December sads. I decided I’d create a Fulton-themed tree this year, since all things Cunning Man makes me happier.

What I used: feather-filled glass balls. Thimbles. Bronzed scissors. Little bouquets. Crosses. Black umbrellas. Framed Psalm 135:16-18 (because: Gino.), and since I didn’t want to sprinkle salt all over the place, I found these great branches with giant crystals that reminded me of salt.

The tree is topped off with a black bird, and red thread is haphazardly strung everywhere, creating a chaotic garland.

Pretty happy with how it turned out, but a ton of credit has to go to @nodoubtaholic and @lovethypenguin who gave me a lot of great ideas :)

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169. There is a strict ban on references to It’s A Wonderful Life within the hotel, enforced by the Bald Witch. She’ll be damned if any angel gets its wings on her watch!

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168. The addition of the Sunday Matinee show is a vain attempt to one show a week without interference from ghosts.

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167. It would take you around 6 rounds of plasma donations to earn the money to buy a ticket to the New Year’s Eve party (and the party alone).

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166. The name of the baby shown in the rave is Jeffrey Boyd, but he is more commonly known as “Baby Jeff,” “Jeffy,” or “that demon child I see in my nightmares”.