theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice
😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this
can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary
u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.
there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .
anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.
let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.
He is got the autism
instead of identifying with a sexuality label which will inevitably always be a vague generalisation, i will release a continuously updated smash or pass list of every being on earth so you'll never be in doubt
my existentialism professor once showed us this meme and then said softly “reintarnation” and started laughing for about 5 minutes straight but he was laughing so softly we thought he was crying and didn’t know what to do about it
they thells she shells by the he whore
a bunch of people are in my inbox rn asking me how to get a boring office job so here’s an answer
[Transcription:
So something that I’ve talked about several times on both my Twitter and my Tumblr is that I think that a lot of people who are like “burnt out gifted kids” or like people who did really well in school but are now struggling to find a job or don’t know what they want to do for work, umm, that anyone anyone like that could really benefit from having a boring office job.
I’ve had other people with similar experiences to me back me up on this, and naturally this invites the question, “How do you GET a boring office job?”
So today I’m going to tell you!
So, a lot of people have pointed out that it is kind of hard nowadays to find “entry level” work. Like, if you go to a companies job board and you look for an entry level job, most of them require several years of experience, which by definition is not entry level.
Part of this is because automation has eliminated a lot of jobs that don’t require some kind of specialized skills or experience, part of this is because companies artificially inflate the requirements on job listings in the hopes that fewer people apply, and the people that do apply will be more qualified, thus giving them an easier hiring process.
And part of it is because a lot of the entry level jobs that are still in the corporate world are NOT posted in the company job board, they’re NOT posted on LinkedIn, they’re NOT posted posted on Indeed, they’re NOT posted on any of those websites,
because those jobs are MOSTLY done through Temp-To-Hire.
Which basically means that, rather than working for the company DIRECTLY, you are essentially rented out to them by a temp agency or employment agency. They’re the ones you send your application to, they’re the ones who do your interview, they’re the ones who write your checks.
And then after about 6-8 months of that arrangement, if the company you’re doing the actual work for likes you, they’ll take you on as full employee.
Companies like doing this because it lets them do essentially a trial run of entry level employees where they don’t have to give them full pay and benefits for the first six months, and it also lets them outsource the hard work of digging through hundreds of job applications to a third party.
So if you want to get an entry level corporate job, don’t go to the companies, go to the temp agency.
Find your local office of one of the big national staffing agencies like Robert Half, or Randstad, or LHH. Go to their website, apply for tons of jobs, and specifically apply for jobs that are listed as “Data entry”, “Receptionist”, or “Mailroom”. Those positions tend to pay decently, if you work for a good company they’ll have good benefits, and the hours are not crazy stressful. Plus they’re not public facing so you don’t have to deal with customers.
That will not just put you in consideration for those jobs, it’ll also bring you to the attention of recruiters, and they’re gonna try to match you to a job even if you didn’t apply for that one specifically.
Repeat that process a couple weeks over and pretty soon you’ll get a call from a recruiter offering you an office job that pays above minimum wage.
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Time agnosia: difficulty to perceive the passage of time.
Agnosie du temps: difficulté à percevoir le passage du temps.
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being the sillies sillies alive
if you’re in you’re early-mid twenties and they fucking suck, i promise they fucking suck for most people because it’s the time when you are really figuring out who you want to be how you fit into the world who you should surround yourself and it’s mostly misfires and painful learning experiences and reckoning with your childhood and learning to heal your deep wounds, it’s a very very painful transformation process and it doesn’t really end as you get older, you keep growing and learning, but you learn more and more the tools you need and you can equip yourself with them in times of hardship and find the spaces where you belong that can hold you
oh you don’t want me? Only because I look unhealthy and speak in riddles?
chipped
Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.
someone put it in words
This.
This has been me for a very long time.
the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth
remember eating out? remember that
where is the line in these difficult times, really
i haven’t really seen anyone on here talk about this so i thought i’d share cause this is absolutely upsetting and scary and we need to do something about it!!!!
Hello, I am from Belgium and there is a petition against the ban, you can sign it here!
outrageous, lemme just sign that seventeen times and boost this