S'okay 'm a professional

Evenin', 'm Luce, Dr. Worth 'f' yer bein' all fancy. 's yeh can tell from the title 'm a doctor, so yeah, 'm supposed t' 'ave this needle. Now hold still~ ((AU Blog of Doc Worth from Hanna is Not a Boy's Name in which he has lots of issues and likes poking holes in people)) ((He's a serial killer so yeah, often NSFW)) ((SO THE STABBING HOBBY IS NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE! Unless we have discussed it beforehand or your character has been warned of a creeper and talks to mine long enough to suspect something is up, I'm probably not going to know how to respond. Many people in the group know but the majority of people are not aware of his identity as the jack of hearts as he pretends to be a, pfff, decent person, in order to keep a job and apartment to hide dead people parts in. So having your character just magically know it uuuuuhhh??))

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excellent

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nerd

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((So, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be on this account again. I've made some attempts, but rping just isn't like it used to be for me, it doesn't calm me down anymore it's just a big ball of stress. Yeah, it was fun while I could manage it and I enjoyed interacting with all of you, and who knows, I might get back into wanting to do the thing, but right now I'm just going to accept that I can't. I'll still be on tumblr over on my personal, so bye from here friends. It was fun. <3))

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(How all the goats at Worth’s looked during the apocalypses.)

((THOSE APOCA-GOATS LITERALLY GAVE LIKE

TWO SHITS 

AT MOST

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL))

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((in my experience raising goats as a kid, they happen to give many shits, on your shoes, on your floor, everywhere. Goat don't care))

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((Worth is missing and this time it's not my fault))

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Wot in hell is goin' on, everyone I've seen is acting bloody crazy

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[4:56:34 PM] Gay Velociraptor : Sometimes it seems like worth has a fucking sign on his forehead

[4:56:46 PM] actually here buggers: hey it has been

[4:56:48 PM] actually here buggers: two years

[4:56:50 PM] Gay Velociraptor : "YO SERIAL KILLERS PLEASE STAB ME'

[4:56:51 PM] actually here buggers: sir

[4:57:07 PM] actually here buggers: and he ended up living with phin fr months with nothting happeneningnigngin

[5:07:38 PM] Gay Velociraptor : Laughing

[5:07:54 PM] Gay Velociraptor : 'Well this one didn't try to kill me'

[5:08:11 PM] Gay Velociraptor : One in three serial killers don't want to kill me

[5:08:47 PM] actually here buggers: i'd say those are good odds

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How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.

(via quotecomedy)

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{hi please like or reblog this post if you are a WTNV blog or a WTNV nightvale blog or a serial killer}

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Reblog if your character has killed someone

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so what do you guys have planned for valentines day

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murder

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thats the spirit

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☠ Luce “Doc” Worth ☠

            { rune popper—show stopper—joke fodder }

A non serious blog that’s taken itself way too seriously over the last two years. Worth will patch you up on the downlow, suck your dick, draw on your face while you sleep. He’ll dismiss you outright if you piss him off but pull you back and fuss over you if you get hurt. Mama hen at times, crackwhore at others.

☤ Medical shit: Has the capacity to treat minor injuries. Cuts requiring stitches, broken bones, puncture and gunshot wounds, minor head injuries that don’t involve internal bleeding. Anything that requires professional equipment he might not be able to do, but he’ll probably rig up some makeshift shit anyway and try.

Fun facts: ✘ Canon hinabn blog ✘ Very very very very open to OCs and canons from any fandom ✘ don’t mention watermelons ✘ violin, fucking fight me about it ✘ very nsfw at times, will be under a read more and tagged ✘ nowadays does more gay snuggling than gay fucking though ✘ LITERATE TO SEMI-LIT TO TEENAGER TEXTING WHILE DRUNK DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION

☮☾follow for more soft doctoring☽☮

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((I go into the city for four hours and when I come back ya'll are married and have a goat child I can't leave you fuckers alone for five minutes))

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Hambubger: Y'see, what y'gotta know 'bout boys is that they are th'inferior race. So if y'ever get to a point where they start IGnORIN' YOU [vibrates a little before calming down] then y'have full reign t'jus' eat 'em. Jus' fuckin' eat 'em.

Hambubger: Unhinger yer jaw like a fuckin' snake an' jus' EAT 'EM

Hans: Schtein: :I;;;;

Alice: ...

ALPHA WORTH: I'M NOT TEACHING HER THAT. PUT THAT ON THE RECORD.

OMEGA WORTH: ahahahah ya go Charls.

ALPHA WORTH: I WANT THAT ENGRAVED. WHERE PEOPLE WON'T FUCKING PUNCH ME IF SHE EATS A MAN.

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((Don’t even know why I made this.

Well, I do, and it’s because the thought of Rook dressed up as an elf eating yogurt and being done with everyone’s bullshit is hilarious to me.

Originally he had the wig on, but then it just looked like Legolas eating yogurt. And also I like curly hair.))

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((my night is now complete))

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((Look what I found by going through my tag on Buggers’ blog.

JFC.

I don’t even remember if there was context to this.))

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((this is important, the context does not matter))

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S. Devang

Old | Retired | DEGAF

On her second body (at least it has a heartbeat) and trying for a fourth or fifth time to retire for good.  Has an unhealthy thing for pizza and runs a small pizza joint (Patch’s Pizza). She’s still settling into the old-folks way of life.

By all accounts, she’s harsh, direct, and stupid as fuck, but also resourceful and connected. Making her a good person to know for information or help work out unusual situations.

She’s a tough old dog, but getting to know her on a less than professional level leads to getting quite a bit of her dedicated time and energy. Not to say, even for a moment, that she’s easy to get to know at all.

Follow for the hardcore dry humor.

(If nothing else.)

Extra Bullshit

Indie OC

Open to all fandoms and other OCs

Open to AU adventures

Non-NSFW

Adult Themes; Such as graphic language or violence.

Quality vs. Quantity

Script & Para (as appropriate)

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