Great Thief Yatagarasu~!

"Woooow Mr Edgeworth, you trying to put the best Thief about to shame by stealing a woman? I gotta say, I taught you well!" //COLIN HAVE THIS FLUFF FROM THE BEST BROS, BECAUSE ERM, I NEED IT??????

“Wait, Kay, ‘stealing’ a woman? What’s all this about ‘stealing’ a woman exactly?” True, he was in a relationship, but he wouldn’t really call it ‘stealing’ in any sense of the word.“Also, that’s…quite a way to suddenly greet me after not seeing each other for a while, you know.”

truththiefyatagarasu:

valorandgold:

“…oh, are you really trying to counter my logic, Kay Faraday?” Edgeworth smirked. “You still have a long way to go before your arguments can match some of the tough ones you’ve seen me face.” Cue Miles Edgeworth’s trademark shrug. “I never said he himself was messy, and although he has an absolutely bizarre order of things around the office, he knows when even the slightest thing is out-of-place. Maya can attest to that. Lacking that advance knowledge, that puts you at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to cleanup, doesn’t it?”

“As for the other part of that…true you have snuck into my office…but whoever said you weren’t caught or noticed, Kay?” The prosecutor wagged his finger and tsked again. “Detective Gumshoe keeps a close eye on my office daily, and just because I never said anything about you snooping through my files right in front of me didn’t mean I didn’t notice. Besides, getting Detective Gumshoe to go with you so that the night security guard would trust him enough to open my office for you is hardly the expert approach of a thief, now is it? You didn’t really expect Gumshoe not to keep me informed, did you?”

The Thief just stood there, her mouth wide open and simply speechless. Edgeworth just knocked back her arguments, and her only ones too. Kay pouted and looked to the side, almost feeling that she’s just gotten ratted out by Gummy and Edgeworth for stealing the truth.

“Boo. You’re so cruel, Mr. Edgeworth! Using Gummy to rat me out! I-I don’t ask him to help, h-he just always pop up when I enter! Why must you be so mean to your assistant thief! W-Well, y-you’re a meanie, a-and it suits because you’re so edgy!”

“Now now, Kay…” Edgeworth shrugged again, offering a sly smile, “…does it really devastate you so much that help from your friends would be a good thing for the master thief Yatagarasu? Your father never flew alone, and I see no reason for you to do so either, Kay Faraday. You may be the sole heir to the title, but just as you aided me in my own investigations…you must allow for us to aid in your search for the truth.”

Miles moved over to Kay, gently placing a hand upon her shoulder. “If it makes you feel any better, however, Detective Gumshoe had no intention of informing me about that. He just blurted it out as he is so prone to doing with many things, it would seem. You know how he is.”

#valorandgold #v; main #ikr kay its all finee

The young woman looked down and shuffled her foot, listening to what Edgeworth said. She knew he was giving a sly smile, and it was no use trying to fight it. It wasn’t before she was letting out a little squeak when she felt his hand place itself on her shoulder. Instantly, Kay looked up towards Edgeworth. She nodded a little and sighed softly, a small pout on her lips.

“I know, I know. You’re right, Mr. Edgeworth. I just... I just wanted to try and do it alone! You and Gummy are soooo busy now, I gotta do it alone. But I’ll try and come and ask for your help... Okay?”

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truththiefyatagarasu:

“You went against my Dad!? He.. He mentioned you when I was a kid, but I never remembered your name properly…” Kay was nothing less than shocked, hearing about her dad’s past from someone else who was actually involved, it was a shock to her ears.

“But, why do people call you Godot, Mr. Armando?”

“There’s a dark tale behind the name change little Raven, and it’s not one I care to share.” He put a hand in his pocket while he swirled his cup of coffee with his free hand.”Far as the world is concerned, Defense Attorney Diego Armando is dead, there is only Godot, the dark and bitter prosecutor.”

#redeyedcoffeeaddict #v; main

“M-Mister Godot... Y-You’re not dark, or bitter! Y-You’re a good man... at least... I think that. I-I may be young, but I know a good man a mile away!”

truththiefyatagarasu:

Kay glanced at the confused look on her girlfriends face and it caused her to giggle more.

“It’s perfect if we’re snuggling up in blankets, in a warm, toasty apartment! But, we can watch the Jammin’ Ninja!”

“Hee hee. When you put it that way, it does sound perfect! I’ll go get the popcorn while you find the DVD for the movie!” That said, she was off to the kitchen.

#undxingjvstice #v; main #I KNOW SUCH CUTE GIRLFRIENDS!~~~

Kay herself giggled before she ran off to grab the DVD from their collection. Coming back with it, she smiled and setted up the TV and disc system for the pair.

“Better not keep me waiting, Ema~!”

"Woooow Mr Edgeworth, you trying to put the best Thief about to shame by stealing a woman? I gotta say, I taught you well!" //COLIN HAVE THIS FLUFF FROM THE BEST BROS, BECAUSE ERM, I NEED IT??????

“Wait, Kay, ‘stealing’ a woman? What’s all this about ‘stealing’ a woman exactly?” True, he was in a relationship, but he wouldn’t really call it ‘stealing’ in any sense of the word.“Also, that’s…quite a way to suddenly greet me after not seeing each other for a while, you know.”

truththiefyatagarasu:

valorandgold:

“Execute them on your own like the real Yatagarasu you are?” Edgeworth tsked and smirked, shaking his head slowly. “Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten the very foundation upon which the very symbol of the Yatagarasu, the three-legged raven, is built from.”

“Number one: The Yatagarasu always knows the exact location of what they’re after. Granted, Little Thief would make knowing the layout and locations of things easy for you, not to mention your penchant for traveling by windows and the like. But the other two legs? Number two: The Yatagarasu always knows how to get by any security that might be present. Miss Fey always has full access and free reign in the Wright Anything Agency for the most part. Number three: The Yatagarasu never EVER leaves any evidence behind…and I often have to clean up messes for Wright in his own office of all places…and don’t get me started on outside of the office.”

The young Thief pouted as Edgeworth tsked and began out-logicing her any way he could. She wanted to just flick his forehead to shut him up, but that’d only raise the cockiness the Chief Prosecutor had. Kay thought, she needed to try and be clever and outwit Edgeworth somehow, any way she could!

“Okay Mr. Logic, The third part is easy, because if you gotta clean up after him, he’s a messy guy, and won’t notice a thing is off! So that’s number three down! Number two! Well… er… I snuck into your office, many times! It’ll just be as easy for me to sneak into his office without being caught, so ha! Yatagarasu one, Chief Prosecutor 0!”

“…oh, are you really trying to counter my logic, Kay Faraday?” Edgeworth smirked. “You still have a long way to go before your arguments can match some of the tough ones you’ve seen me face.” Cue Miles Edgeworth’s trademark shrug. “I never said he himself was messy, and although he has an absolutely bizarre order of things around the office, he knows when even the slightest thing is out-of-place. Maya can attest to that. Lacking that advance knowledge, that puts you at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to cleanup, doesn’t it?”

“As for the other part of that…true you have snuck into my office…but whoever said you weren’t caught or noticed, Kay?” The prosecutor wagged his finger and tsked again. “Detective Gumshoe keeps a close eye on my office daily, and just because I never said anything about you snooping through my files right in front of me didn’t mean I didn’t notice. Besides, getting Detective Gumshoe to go with you so that the night security guard would trust him enough to open my office for you is hardly the expert approach of a thief, now is it? You didn’t really expect Gumshoe not to keep me informed, did you?”

#valorandgold #v; main #lmfao ikr kay #you kinda had this coming #but you child LMAO

The Thief just stood there, her mouth wide open and simply speechless. Edgeworth just knocked back her arguments, and her only ones too. Kay pouted and looked to the side, almost feeling that she’s just gotten ratted out by Gummy and Edgeworth for stealing the truth.

“Boo. You’re so cruel, Mr. Edgeworth! Using Gummy to rat me out! I-I don’t ask him to help, h-he just always pop up when I enter! Why must you be so mean to your assistant thief! W-Well, y-you’re a meanie, a-and it suits because you’re so edgy!”

//gross sobbing since the lack of Byrnes is terror

#;Out of Action (OOC);

"Woooow Mr Edgeworth, you trying to put the best Thief about to shame by stealing a woman? I gotta say, I taught you well!" //COLIN HAVE THIS FLUFF FROM THE BEST BROS, BECAUSE ERM, I NEED IT??????

“Wait, Kay, ‘stealing’ a woman? What’s all this about ‘stealing’ a woman exactly?” True, he was in a relationship, but he wouldn’t really call it ‘stealing’ in any sense of the word.“Also, that’s…quite a way to suddenly greet me after not seeing each other for a while, you know.”

truththiefyatagarasu:

valorandgold:

“Oh, you needn’t do anything like that. It was hardly anything of the sort, Kay,” Miles replied nonchalantly, sitting back. “She quite voluntarily brought up the topic and told me all about it, and rather excitedly too. She seemed more like the Ema I knew many years ago, the Ema that you had the fortune of meeting during that case. I say that because the years have given her a skepticism she didn’t previously have, admittedly.”

Edgeworth shrugged. “If you really want to come up with some mischief with Maya though, I would suggest you join her in one of her pranks upon Wright. She always seems to have something or other planned for him, I swear. I’m beginning to wonder if she’ll have something to mess with him on our wedding day, even.”

“I see you’re still the same ol’ stick in the mud as you were before. I wasn’t realllyyy gonna hold your tea hostage, I’d just steal the truth from you!~” She giggled, before hearing Edgeworth’s idea of pranking this Phoenix with Maya. Her eyebrow raised a little.

“Huh? Why would I wanna join in on a prank? I’d set them up and execute them on my own like the real Yatagarasu I am!~”

“Execute them on your own like the real Yatagarasu you are?” Edgeworth tsked and smirked, shaking his head slowly. “Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten the very foundation upon which the very symbol of the Yatagarasu, the three-legged raven, is built from.”

“Number one: The Yatagarasu always knows the exact location of what they’re after. Granted, Little Thief would make knowing the layout and locations of things easy for you, not to mention your penchant for traveling by windows and the like. But the other two legs? Number two: The Yatagarasu always knows how to get by any security that might be present. Miss Fey always has full access and free reign in the Wright Anything Agency for the most part. Number three: The Yatagarasu never EVER leaves any evidence behind…and I often have to clean up messes for Wright in his own office of all places…and don’t get me started on outside of the office.”

#valorandgold #v; main #I MISS BADD TOO ;A;#BRING HIM BAAACK

The young Thief pouted as Edgeworth tsked and began out-logicing her any way he could. She wanted to just flick his forehead to shut him up, but that’d only raise the cockiness the Chief Prosecutor had. Kay thought, she needed to try and be clever and outwit Edgeworth somehow, any way she could!

“Okay Mr. Logic, The third part is easy, because if you gotta clean up after him, he’s a messy guy, and won’t notice a thing is off! So that’s number three down! Number two! Well... er... I snuck into your office, many times! It’ll just be as easy for me to sneak into his office without being caught, so ha! Yatagarasu one, Chief Prosecutor 0!”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“You don’t need to worry about me, Ema! I’m the best Thief about, I can look after myself! And hey, I’m too cute to be even left out of your sight, so I think I’m safe~!”

“…All right. I’m still keeping an eye on you, though, so you’d better not do anything reckless or you’ll be in big trouble!”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #YOU'RE A SCRUBBY EVIL SOUL >;3

“Alright then, Ema!~ I’ll try not be too reckless! Well, unless it’s with Mr. Edgeworth.”

truththiefyatagarasu:

The thief smiled as she quickly nuzzled Ema when the pair got closer, her arms wrapping around the others neck.

“I love you too~! We better have ice cream and popcorn if we’re watching a movie, Ema! It’s the law! …Sorta.”

Her ‘idea’ really startled her, causing her to blink a few times. Ice cream… during winter? Was she crazy?

“I don’t think ice cream is such a good idea. Popcorn will do for now. Also, how about we watch the Jammin’ Ninja since you like it so much?”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #PROTECT THOSE CUTIES ;3C #THEY'RE SO CUTE

Kay glanced at the confused look on her girlfriends face and it caused her to giggle more.

“It’s perfect if we’re snuggling up in blankets, in a warm, toasty apartment! But, we can watch the Jammin’ Ninja!”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“I-I dunno…?”

“It’s because I love you more than science~!”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #GOD DAMMIT BOTH OF YOU AND YOUR SMOOTHNESS LMAO

“And I love you more than being the Yatagarasu!~”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“Fiiiiiiiiine. Meanie.”

“…You’re such a child sometimes. How did I fall for you again?”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #EMA STOP AND JUST ACCEPT YOU GOT A CUTIE GIRLFRIEND

“I-I dunno...?”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“Simple, lack of snackoo intake!”

“M-My Snackoo intake is just fine, crow girl…! The point is that you need to work on your puns!”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #NOW SHE'S ACTING LIKE A CHILD #GDI

“Fiiiiiiiiine. Meanie.”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“Mr. Edgeworth isn’t smooth, he’s just full of edges! …and frills.”

“…Kay. We need to talk about your little puns.”

“There’s nothing wrong with them!”

“If there’s really nothing wrong with them, then why didn’t I laugh?”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #OR KAY JUST FUCKS ABOUT LMFAO #AND THEN ARGUES

“Simple, lack of snackoo intake!”

truththiefyatagarasu:

“Mr. Edgeworth isn’t smooth, he’s just full of edges! …and frills.”

“…Kay. We need to talk about your little puns.”

#undxingjvstice #v; main #IFKR #CHILD PLZ

“There’s nothing wrong with them!”

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truththiefyatagarasu:

Kay looked at Godot, a hand gripping hold of her scarf as she heard him mention Byrne. She still missed him, even today, and hearing his name suddenly wasn’t an easy thing for her.

“H-How… How did you know about my broach and it belonging to my Dad..?”

“I’ve seen him wear it… back when I was a defense attorney, he and I fought many a battle in the court room.” Godot thought back to it, how mugs of steaming hot coffee would be chucked across the courtroom and Byrne would try to splatter Diego in pen ink.

And after the two were done behaving like school children, they pursued the truth, completed the trial, and would go their separate ways…

“I am Diego Armando, though, most people call me Godot now.”