That's 35 years bad luck for them!

"I am the ending of your tragic fairytale..." ((Indie Mad Hatter from the Broadway musical Wonderland. Nonselective. Established August 9th, 2018. Sideblog to whxtsmyname.))

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

Lussuriso had been terrified about being rejected. Maddi had been so down about never finding a way home that he thought she might never want to make any long term plans, especially ones involving him. Honestly, he could use some help to learn how to govern as Maddi had ruled over her own duchy. 

“I’m so glad,” he uttered, relieved she chose him.

Maddie smiled at him. Sure, she’d never fathomed staying anywhere other than in Wonderland. But, the more she thought about it, the more she realized there would be nothing for her if she went back. Besides, who was to say that she wouldn’t end up somewhere completely different if she went back? Morris was willing to drug her and drop her off here, who knew what else he’d be willing to do.

She had more reasons to stay here in Lusso’s world than to go back to her own.

“I am too.” She said honestly.

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

“Stay with me and you’ll never have to worry about the Queen of Hearts again,” Lusso softly said, still holding Maddi against him. He leaned his head gently against hers, voice almost a whisper. “When my father is gone I will be grand duke of England and I can restore morality and decorum to the title. The rust of corruption shall be scraped away and a new restoration shall begin. You can be there, at my side.” He paused. “If you want.” 

Never having to worry about the Queen of Hearts again almost seemed too good to be true. But she wanted it more than anything in the world. Listening to him, she almost believed that was possible. She wanted it to be possible. She stayed with her arms around him, her head nestled against his shoulders as she considered his next words. Being there by his side as he got rid of the corruption in his kingdom...It wasn’t even a question of what her choice would be. “I do want that.” She murmured.

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

Maddie’s connection to this Alice he had never met was strange for Lusso to comprehend. They had an almost magical connection. It saved her life and he was grateful for it.

Lusso reached out to her, tucking his arms around Maddie’s shoulders and pulled her in to a hug

Maddie didn’t resist or try to pull away or even tense up when he reached for her. She felt safe with him, and in his arms. She wrapped her arms around him and returned the hug. “Thank you.” She whispered, and she truly meant it. Though she didn’t have much experience with affection, she found that if it was from the right person, she relished it.

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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[trxgicfairytale]

chaosandblueeyes‌:

His brow furrowed slightly at her answer. A monarch who slew her subjects was a tyrant and deserved to be deposed. He didn’t think anything of Maddie putting her hands to the clasp of her choker, it was a fashion statement he always presumed. Lusso always wore flamboyant clothing, jackets especially. 

It wasn’t until he gazed at the discoloration of the skin around her neck that his jaw slackened slightly. The Queen of Wonderland had tried to kill her. Somehow the deed was unsuccessful. “Oh, I’m so sorry,” he whispered, eyes glazed with deep sympathy. He wanted to pull Maddie into a tight embrace and not let go.

“If I hadn’t been connected to a woman known as Alice, her attempt to cut my head off would’ve killed me for sure.” Maddie explained to him, trying to be as clinical as possible about the whole thing. But her voice wavered. “As it was, my connection to her didn’t stop it from hurting like crazy. I lost a lot of blood that day.”

No one had ever apologized for what had happened to her before, certainly not the person responsible for it. so hearing him apologize almost broke her, if she was being honest. “Few people know why I truly wear these chokers.” She said, clasping it around her throat once more. “Or why I hate the Queen so much. It’s not the only reason I wanted her off the throne, but it is a large one.”

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

“Oh,” Lussurioso uttered, not entirely sure how to feel about that. He never honestly thought that Maddie would be capable of planning an assassination attempt on her queen. That was wrong. But he knew that the Queen was a bit of a despot, so overthrowing her might not be such a terrible thing overall. 

Lusso felt conflicted. He felt there was only one way to tell whether or not not she was evil. “Tell me true, does your queen really lop off the heads of her subjects?”

Maddie searched his face, trying to find any indication that he thought less of her, that he didn’t want anything to do with her now that he knew. She didn’t see any signs of that, but that didn’t mean he didn’t feel that way. However, when he asked her if the Queen really took off the heads of her subjects, Maddie nodded solemnly, reaching up to unclasp the choker she never took off unless she was by herself. “Yes, she does.” And with that, she showed him the scar that went all the way around her neck.

[chaosandblueeyes]

"Lusso, I think you should know...I'm not a good person." Maddie told him, looking at him. "In fact I'm, quite the opposite I'm afraid." (trxgicfairytale)

The duke turned and gazed at the Hatter with a slightly confused expression. “I’m afraid I don’t understand. I know we had a bit of chill between us when we first met, but I have never seen you do anything inherently evil. My brothers are quite wicked, but I also don’t entirely blame them. Our father is… not a good person either.”

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She didn’t want to tell him, certain that it would make him think less of her despite the fact that his brothers and father were awful. “I tried to kill the Queen in Wonderland.” Hatter told him. “I planned it for months, and I almost succeeded, but I was stabbed in the back by someone I thought I could trust. The same person, I believe, who drugged me and dropped me off here in your world.”

[trxgicfairytale]

"To health, happiness and good days."

@chaosandblueeyes

Maddie smiled at him. “Took the words right out of my mouth.” She told him, and then leaned down to press a tender kiss to his cheek.

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

“Do you have the same holidays that we have here?” he absently asked, having not thought to ask around Christmas. Fireworks exploded in the background, buildings in the city let up with sparkling rockets of colored black powder fired in sequences.

Maddie shook her head. “Honestly? No, not really. New Year’s Eve and Day are not something that the denizens of Wonderland celebrate. Or, if they do, I was unaware of it.” And she’d lived there long enough that she thought the chances of her knowing whether they did or not were pretty high. “This is all completely foreign to me.”

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[trxgicfairytale]

"To health, happiness and good days."

@chaosandblueeyes

Maddie smiled at him. “Took the words right out of my mouth.” She told him, and then leaned down to press a tender kiss to his cheek.

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chaosandblueeyes‌:

Lusso happily sighed and leaned against Maddie sligtly, laying his head against her shoulder. “Happy new year.”

“Happy New Year.” Maddie told him. In Wonderland, New Year’s wasn’t technically a thing. So being here, she knew she’d have to get used to it.

[trxgicfairytale]

"To health, happiness and good days."

@chaosandblueeyes

Maddie smiled at him. “Took the words right out of my mouth.” She told him, and then leaned down to press a tender kiss to his cheek.

[trxgicfairytale]

"I really don't get the big deal."

@akasupergirl

Maddie looked, startled, at the young blonde woman. “Neither do I.” She said. “Where I’m from, festivities like this aren’t even something that people do.” 

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New Year Starters

"Will you kiss me at midnight?"

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

"Got any champagne?"

"I'm got doing the ball drop this year."

"I'd rather be home than freezing outside."

"I really don't get the big deal."

"Here's hoping the new year is better than the last."

"New year, new me."

"Let's go out to celebrate."

"Want to go to a party?"

"This is the perfect way to ring in the new year."

"To health, happiness and good days."

"I don't drink, but thank you anyway."

"I don't feel well..."

"Did you just kiss me?"

"I don't care if it IS tradition, I'm not eating that."

"It really is nice out tonight."

"The stars are prettier than the fireworks."

"We don't have to go to a big party place. Maybe a restaurant?"

"Let's ring in the new year right."

"Are you drunk?"

"Can we go home?"

"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"

"Hold my hand."

"I just want to go to bed early tonight. Does that make me old?"

"I think I drank too much."

"Let's get a cab."

"I'm not wearing those."

"You look silly."

"Does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?"

[vaememes]

Send ’ 🎉 ’ to kiss my muse at midnight on New Years Eve.

Alternatively, send ’ 🎉 + diss ’ to turn away from my muse trying to kiss yours at midnight on New Years Eve.

[trxgicfairytale]

what is the difference between raw and fried tulgey worms?

Let me put it this way, if they’re raw they’re more likely to be alive when you eat them.

Do you want to eat live worms?

Because I don’t.

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well what do they taste like to you?

Softly spun sugar with just a bit of crunch-like the crunch that comes from peanut brittle, but without the peanut brittle.

[trxgicfairytale]

what do tulgey worms taste like?

It’s hard to explain the taste of them. Unless i’m mistaken, I think they taste different depending on the person eating them. So how they taste to you and how they taste to me are very likely two different experiences.

[trxgicfairytale]

do you eat tulgey worms whole

You can if you like, but I prefer not to. It’s a matter of preference.