just smile and wave

My name's Lauren. At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze. Perfect disaster, ever after.

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

opening tumblr for the first time in over a year & a half...... lordy

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

quick, fun lauren updates!!

-made a finsta & forgot I had a tumblr which is probably for the best

-I’ve been running a whole ass clinical trial for cancer patients & it is the most overwhelming thing I’ve ever done but also very cool ?? at least some of my patients hug me at the end

-I spent MONTHS organizing Girl Scout STEM Day at my school & it’s now canceled 😭

-at least I can use this pandemic as an excuse if my PhD takes 18 years to finish

-and for your entertainment; people I’ve gone out w recently (not since the quarantine ofc, cmon): a 30 y/o man that tanned himself using a PILL so even his dick was tan, an americorps volunteer that I had 1 great date with before he got shipped back to jersey to isolate, and a man who owns his own house but chooses to live entirely in the basement & rent the top part out

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

thrilling update: Shelly & I have decided to have a virtual Girl Scout STEM Day!!! if for no other reason than to give those poor parents a break for a few hours (and also educating/inspiring young women about science, I gUess)

[plastidecor]

Kitty masterpost

[plastidecor]

PIE AND HER BABIES!

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

opening tumblr for the first time in over a year & a half...... lordy

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

quick, fun lauren updates!!

-made a finsta & forgot I had a tumblr which is probably for the best

-I’ve been running a whole ass clinical trial for cancer patients & it is the most overwhelming thing I’ve ever done but also very cool ?? at least some of my patients hug me at the end

-I spent MONTHS organizing Girl Scout STEM Day at my school & it’s now canceled 😭

-at least I can use this pandemic as an excuse if my PhD takes 18 years to finish

-and for your entertainment; people I’ve gone out w recently (not since the quarantine ofc, cmon): a 30 y/o man that tanned himself using a PILL so even his dick was tan, an americorps volunteer that I had 1 great date with before he got shipped back to jersey to isolate, and a man who owns his own house but chooses to live entirely in the basement & rent the top part out

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

opening tumblr for the first time in over a year & a half...... lordy

[tesb]

In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

[lolcatsinlove]

[itsc]

I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT TAKE MY CAT TO PROM. WHAT A FOOL I AM!!!!

[princesstigerbelle]

That face

[secretgaygentdanvers]

My kinda sport

[oliveoilbby]

I want all the news of 2019 to be exactly like this

[samettimato]

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

[tryingtoescapethelabyrinth]

me: *lives alone*

[4n4n4n4n4n4n4n-deactivated20200]

[mysharona1987]

[queenscorgi]

Almost 2 years ago I had a popular post on this subreddit about a corgi friend I made who would meet me at the same cafe every morning for coffee. I went back to the same little village in France and, although he’s a bit larger, he still goes to that same cafe every morning! at queenscorgi.tumblr.com

[gahdamnpunk]

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time