TSSTV duo :)

As you've joined us, you may buy something from The Smiler's shop! Smile always!

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THE SMILER SHOP TV BLOG IS FINALLY HERE!

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🖤📺: ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING BLOGS LIkE @the-better-spokesman ? well you're in luck, as our THE SMILER SHOP TV™ blog is a sssmile in ITSELf! !!!

💜📺: it's so wonderful to have a new advocate with us! Please, ask us questions about our merch, The Smiler itself, and anything else you might want to know. :)

🖤📺: Now don 'T get TOO curious! It's time for what the mod likes to call...

[INFO AND STUFF]

Character typography

Masc member: 🖤📺

Fem member: 💜📺

DISCLAIMERS!

these interactions will all be improv and may show mischaracterisation, please do not be angry at this as my blogs are normally for fun

Don't ask too much I (the mod) don't actually know too much about The Smiler merch, in fact idk anything at all

Try not to be too foward about shipping the duo as i like to think of them being secretive about who they are IN THE MOST UN-ROMANTIC UN-SEXY WAY EVER BTW, ifydk what that means DONT PUT AN ASK SAYING THEY SHOULD KISS PLEASE

If you should ask if a item that was in shop 10 years ago and isn't anymore someone's going to put you under Marmy's paw and crush your head in /j

The mod's a minor and have fun!

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Bro stop larping neurodivergancy just say u got a new hobby😭

Ooc//

I was diagnosed with autism when i was 12 btw

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Ooc//

SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BLOG

Soz i got a new special intrest.....

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Happy birthday to The Smiler!

13 years of making millions the happiest they could ever be!

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What about free top surgery instead of a BBL?

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i dony know enough about British medical insurance to answer this....hhhhhhh or if MOJ would give people PMIs.......ouaghhh

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Does The Smiler Shop do BBLs?

💜🖤📺: no

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Hey there! I'm contacting you from a secondary division of the ministry of joy, sanctuary, etcetera, to ask for some clarification about something. Has my test shipment of 'Joy!' fizzy drinks come through yet? And if so.. how has the test audience been? I'm hoping they enjoyed it, I'm sure vanilla + lemon isn't that usual of a flavor combination, but.. ah, I'm getting off track.

Have there been any noticeable physical and / or mental changes? That's what I'm really trying to ask. Apologies for this being so.. word-y.

Smile always!

-Dr. Killjoy

💜📺: Hi Dr. Killjoy! The shipment has arrived but we haven't started testing yet.

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[💜📺 whacks a beverage out of 🖤📺 hand]

💜📺: This is not for you! Anyway, smile always!

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*sprints in*

NEW SMILER PLUSHIES

*throws myself into a shelf of plushies and they all fall on me*

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I'M OKAY

-🎇

(this is part two of the ask sent to Dr Whittaker at the same time as this)

🖤📺: Great job on not getting concussed! Round of applause for firework emoji person!!

💜📺: Now, we should really get to cleaning this up shouldn't we?

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Mod what are 💜📺 and 🖤📺's names? 🎤

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...ngl i haven't even bothered on giving them names LOL

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Ooc//

For some reason Tumblr doesn't notify every single time so i didn't get the last one

Tumblr pmo it needs to sybau ffs abcdefghijklmnopqrs...i forgot my fucking ABCS HELP ME

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*muffled*

Bear somft

*insert image of me with face stuffed into smiler teddy bear*

-🎇

(ooc; same anon with that signoff from Dr Whittaker's blog lmao I think you're the same mod as that one right? Sorry if I'm wrong I'm not good at keeping who's who in my head lol 😅)

🖤📺: WELL that'd be very horrifying or wholesome!

(also yes i am the same mod and I'm actually a shapeshifter)

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Why does 🖤📺 font change mid sentance? Is it supposed to represent the glitching that happens to him in the videos?

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YAYYY!!! YOU NOTICED! 10 GOLD STARS FOR U

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Hey I lost my nuclear bomb have you seen it? It has The Smiler painted on it

🖤📺: 😀

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🖤📺: FREE MERCH EVERYBODY

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for 🖤, are you so tall because you’re secretly wearing heels behind that counter?

smile always!! 😋

🖤📺: nnnnot 3xactly, I just drink a lot of SmilkTM™ makes your bones strong and happy!

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💜📺: happy 26th! Nothing special is happening today but everyday is a happy day regardless!

[charleststf]

Dear followers of @at-oblivion-lord

Right now, I can’t access the blog and neither can the other mods. I need to access the blog to post an announcement.

Hopefully I will be able to soon. Thanks!