Big Dad Energy

Just a boy and his four soft kids Jersey boy back at it again It me! Oh lore? I Know What You Are

[expee]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[crimewave420]

movie

[sforzzz-deactivated20250426]

[furry-fey]

[berkeleygirl3]

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Remaining time: 6 hours 19 minutes

[writingdose]

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[highest-violet]

You’re Taylor Swift. You’re one of the richest people on the planet. You have unlimited funds, connections, influence, and social clout to get married literally anywhere in the world. Venues would move heaven and earth for you because wherever you chose would become a tourist destination (if it wasn’t already). You could choose somewhere ultra-exclusive, opulent, and secluded. Keep things private - just for you, your fiancé, and family and friends where you can celebrate in peace.

You choose Madison Square Garden - an impersonal multipurpose arena known for basketball and hockey games, concerts, and Wrestlemania.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

the club guy story genuinely made me scream aloud. WHAT

Evergreen summary of my life tbqh

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

[garvallade]

seductive pic i took at the gallery last night

do you feel seducted?