Chiluc Headcanons that showcase the it gets worse before it gets better trope
They live in my head rent-free rn, right along with Kaebedorose. They kept me going after my internet decided to die on me.
• Their love language is seeing how fast they could dodge each other's attacks.
• The amount of hits they get amount to how much they've been thinking of each other prior to "sparring".
• Why communicate repressed feelings when you can fight it out kind of erotically before tenderly dressing each other's wounds?
• They refuse to say that they are soft towards the other (ESPECIALLY when injured).
• Childe comes to Angel's share to demand Diluc fight him, but ends up drinking with a certain cavalry captain, who is very intrigued about Childe and Diluc's relationship.
• Kaeya enjoys teasing Diluc about Childe, which leads to Diluc unceremoniously kicking Kaeya out of the tavern.
("I never thought you'd be one to rendezvous with the enemy, Master Diluc~"
"I will spill this cocktail on your coat, Alberich.")
• Childe breaks into the Dawn Winery three times before Diluc decides he's done with his bullshit and tells Adelinde that yes, he is letting a Harbinger into his compound and that they should be more concerned with the possible bloodstains than the man himself waltzing in.
• Diluc and Childe spar around the compound because Childe would just not shut up (That's a lie, Diluc sometimes seeks the Harbinger out himself, but carefully plans their meetings out so that it seems coincidental.)
Areas they usually spar in:
Blue circles are where Diluc pretends to run into Childe, Red circles are where they fight.
• This enemies with slightly erotic sparring benefits arrangement continues for about two weeks until Venti (bless his soul) stumbles upon them sparring and decides to drop two observations.
1. Master Diluc's shirt is soaked wet, he's basically displaying his pecs, Childe actually removed his jacket, they look like lovers frolicking by the beach than sparring buddies.
2. They are both blushing, hard.
• After Diluc burns Venti 6 feet under, their entire arrangement changes drastically, and instead of totally venomous insults and half assed retorts, they become a bit more friendly.
• Friendly, in their language, means they won't let the other be killed by someone that isn't them.
(If Diluc decided to wipeout an entire Treasure Hoarder settlement, and if Childe decided to have fun with a bit of his recruits, all because they were planning on going after the other in a moment of weakness, then no one would know.)
• Diluc has gotten used to Childe sauntering into the tavern, thought he can never get used to Kaeya's constant jabs at him.
• Childe finds himself much more at ease whenever he enters the tavern, spotting Diluc behind the counter with that high ponytail, in that very distracting bartending outfit and holy shit, he's whipped.
• Of course, Childe being sensible, never tells Diluc of this development until he is most certain Diluc feels the same.
• Childe realised that was much more challenging than when put on paper, but that was fine, he was going to conquer this with the same will he carried as a Harbinger.
• Diluc starts realizing that maybe, the Harbinger wasn't as bad as he thought when he spots the latter in the winery doing the thing he least expected from a battle crazed, possibly psychotic Harbinger, household chores.
• He starts realizing that he's whipped when the Harbinger (who was very drunk at the time) decides to flirt with him.
• They do not speak of this incident, ever.
• The Traveller has the misfortune of watching this all unravel, having the front row seat to the shittiest enemies to lovers novel in the history of Teyvat.
That's all for now, I might post more once my wifi decides to stop being the bane of my existence. Anyways, if you made it this far, thanks for reading!
So this is the first time my nervous ass is requesting something. But do you have any headcanons for a Sub Diluc getting screwed by his Dom male s/o?
Of course! Hehe Diluc has been one of my favorites for a long time, I hope you enjoy these ❤️
He honestly tries to keep the image he puts on for the public in the beginning. He won't beg at all and won't allow himself to act submissive until you've broken down his walls
Needs a lot of tenderness to even get to that point. If you're oh so gentle with him, you can bring out his subby side
Once you do, he's the cutest little thing. Moaning so sweetly while your mouth explores his neck, sucking on his sweet spot and pulling a whimper from him
Diluc is nervous about penetration, but he's also pretty desperate to have your dick buried deep inside of him too 😏
If you tease him either by using your fingers for too long or just sticking the tip in without thrusting, he'll beg so so desperately
“Y/n...pl-please I...I need it inside...” He's so cute and shy about it. Of course you'll give him what he wants when he begs so nicely for you ❤️
He's super clingy during sex. Always wanting to have his hands on you in some way. Holding your hands, clawing at your back, wrapping his arms around you tightly, if his arms are tied he still wants to be pressed up against you
Not super kinky, but he's willing to explore kinks with you. He's mainly into sensory deprivation, being restrained, and mild exhibitionism, like being fucked in the Angel's Share or in his manor and moaning so loud that other people probably hear it 😌
Speaking of his moans... they're delicious. All of them. The shrill cries as he's overstimulated behind belief, the whorish moans while your cock is rearranging his guts, the gutteral moans that come out when you milk his cock for all it's worth. Just...Diluc's noises 🥴
Gets incredibly flustered when you compliment him at all. Especially when he's bouncing on your dick and he has nowhere to really hide his face
If you hold his face and force him to look at you while you push inside, cum inside, or make him cum, he will probably cry...it's so embarrassing and lewd that he can't handle it
Baby boy needs some really good aftercare, and honestly he deserves it too... soothe your hands over his skin, kiss his tears away, and run a nice warm bath for the two of you. He'll melt at the affection easily
a/n: i combined these two, i hope y’all don’t mind
cw: sub!diluc, dom!reader, transmasc!diluc/ftm!diluc, amab!reader, cunnilingus, breeding | use of female anatomy terminology
Diluc watches.
He stands there behind the counter, watching you as you laugh with another. He watches how you place your lips on the wine glass, the alcohol evident in your expressions.
The glass in his hands is near to shattering with how stressful he’d been holding it.
He then stops himself, remembering that this is his choice to begin with.
To the people of Monstadt, he’s never been with another. Diluc is seen as a lone wolf, someone that can never be locked down. One, who prioritizes his business rather than romantic relations.
He knows the wall that he’s built around him, the kind of expectations that people expect of being the Ragnvindr heir… and that’s exactly why he chooses to keep your relationship with him a secret.
He will never let you suffocate with that burden.
“Are you tired? We can just eat in if you want.” You ask Diluc, sitting on one of the stools in front of him.
He doesn’t answer, his mind seeming to be somewhere else.
“Diluc.” You call out.
He continues fixing the bottles on the shelves, not responding to your words.
You’re not new to this side of him, the way Diluc copes with his problems by shutting everything out. It does, however, result in him being unaware of his surroundings whenever he focuses on them too much.
You sigh. “Love?”
That’s when he finally turns around, worried that someone else might see you two. Once he realizes that there’s no one else in the tavern, he relaxes, calling out your name and bringing the back of your hand to his lips.
“Are you alright?” You question him, even knowing the fact that he won’t share his feelings with you, preferring to keep them to himself.
“I’m fine.” Is what he says, despite his right eye obviously twitching when he says it.
“Is it work?”
…
“The Knights?”
…
“Is it that guy from earlier?”
Diluc stops his slow pacing behind the counter, about to reject your accusations until he realizes that he’s accidentally revealed it himself with his actions.
”It’s not…” Diluc fumbles with his words, trying to think of an excuse and while he does, he sees you smirking, trying to hold yourself back from laughing.
“You—!” He shouts, embarrassed.
Diluc wants to crouch under the counter but knows you’ll tease him even further if he does.
“I swear, Diluc. You’re one of the smartest men I’ve ever met and yet you…could be so stupid sometimes.” You say, reaching out for the glass of water he’s set for you.
“You know I’ll never let you go, right?” You remind him.
Diluc doesn’t remember how many times you’ve said those words to him.
He’s starting to believe it.
You really wish you could keep Diluc for yourself. It sounds a bit obsessive now that you think about it, but having your head between his thighs, watching him squirm, trying to not get ahead of himself, makes you jealous of the idea that someone else might get to see this as well.
Diluc’s hair is a mess, the hair tie snapped by your fingers earlier. The feeling of his own hair on his back sends shivers throughout his body.
He knows how wet he is, already so pleased by your attention and littered praises.
With your tongue on his cunt, his nerves are on fire, something that his pyro vision could never do. He’s left thoughtless, holding on to the sheets of the bed, his juices leaking all over it. His face resembles the color of his hair, his cheeks heating more and more, the cold breeze of Monstadt not being a bother despite his bare legs.
“How’s that, my prince?” You tilt your head up to look at his needy eyes, waiting for you to continue.
“V–Very well—” Diluc’s words are cut off by a loud whine, your tongue focusing on his clit, his mouth is left wide open, his legs quivering within your hands.
Diluc closes his eyes, taking in all the pleasure you’re giving him generously.
Diluc tastes so sweet, the alcohol you’ve consumed earlier pales in comparison. It’s so rewarding, like the patience you bore not being able to do anything when girls flocked all over your man is finally being rewarded.
The Darknight Hero sings your name repeatedly, begging you to keep going. His words slurring, climax at its reach.
He cums with a pitiful whimper, his body trembling against the headboard. His head rolls back, thighs unable to stop themselves from shaking.
“Should we take a break?” You ask, fingers intertwining with his, watching his entire body crumble and waiting for him to slowly relax.
“No,” He breathes out. “We can keep going.”
Diluc’s back is arched, his soft ass all up for you to admire while you slam his tight and wet walls.
It’s times like these that you swear the Archons blessed Diluc far too much.
It’s sickeningly amazing how good he feels, the temptation to fill his insides getting to your head.
He writhes and moans, his face down on the pillow, drooling at how good you’re fucking him. The way you hold his waist, keeping him in place as he’s forced to take your rough and pleasurable thrusts.
Diluc muffles his whines with the pillow, unable to control his own body and how it reacts when combined with yours, sobbing at how deep you push yourself in.
“Ah, fuck–” You swear worriedly, knowing you’re nearing ejaculation, Diluc’s insides clenching on your shape.
You pull yourself away, something you’re used to doing when having sex with Diluc. Something that you just accepted without a question.
That is, until Diluc’s shivering hand reaches for your wrist.
“Love?” You ask hastily, upset that you’ve somehow done something wrong.
He buries his head deeper into the pillow and answers your concern, his voice quiet but clear.
“What?” You say, not sure if you heard him correctly or if your mind had finally lost its screws.
“It’s fine.” He says.
You tilt your head to look at Diluc’s flushed face, wanting to confirm again if he said what you think he said.
“What if—”
“I said, it’s fine.” He blushes even deeper than possible.
“Must you really make me be direct and say even more embarrassing things?”
With that, you continue to thrust inside Diluc’s cunt, uttering out praises such as “You drive me crazy.” and repeating your affection for him. “I love you so much, Diluc.”
You finish inside him and Diluc collapses on the bed. It’s different. It’s raw, these emotions of his, unlike the emotions he’s shown when you first met, filtered by what he thinks he should show you.
Your cums leaks out from his walls and while he’s still embarrassed, he loves it.
He loves how warm your seed is. He loves how you make him scream his throat dry. He loves how deep he’s fallen for you. It doesn’t matter how many troubles come his way.
He loves it because it’s you.
So laying there breathless with you on top of him, he pleads.
“More.”
It’s stupid how he thinks he can get away with saying that without paying for it.
Diluc pants heavily, he doesn’t know how many times he’s climaxed nor does he know how many times you’ve filled him completely.
He hears it when you pound inside of him, your cum dripping down his thigh and yet you continue to wreck his walls and replace that waste.
He doesn’t want you to stop.
“Mmh–Like that! Please!”
He begs you, any ounce of shame seeming to have gone away.
“Well, try harder to keep it in. Why don’t you? Such a waste, spilling all my hard work…” You tease, the man whimpering as you hit his sensitive spot.
Diluc’s trying. He really is, but with how much liquid you’ve spilled inside…
It would be a miracle if he doesn’t get knocked up after this. Not that he minded if it’s with you.
“I’m c-close!” He sobs out.
His lower half is heavy and he can’t tell whether it’s because of the amount of cum inside of him or because you fucked his cunt so bad that his thighs numbed.
He believes it’s both.
Diluc moans out your name with a rasp in his voice as he cums for the nth time, his entire body weak and shivering.
He lays down on the bed, his stomach bulging from how much cum he’s managed to keep inside.
He stares at your wicked eyes, wondering if that grin of yours is to be taken positively or not. Diluc sees you visibly bite back your words.
“Let’s get you cleaned up.”
He wonders what else you had to say.
Diluc sits on the edge of the bed, waiting for you to finish behind him.
You’re currently on your knees, braiding your lover’s hair.
“Your hair would be prettier with some flowers.” You suggest.
He chuckles, tilting his head back to meet your face.
“That sounds bothersome.”
You shake your head at his antics. It was worth a try, at least.
“Hey, if something happens…” You say, concern evident in your face.
“If something happens, I’ll tell you.” Diluc answers before you even ask.
“I see.” You reply.
You tie the end of his hair, the long braid suiting Diluc more than you anticipated. It’ll get curly tomorrow but hey, maybe he’ll start a new trend with the people of Monstadt.
ok so im thinking about. chiluc. i- chiluc shippers come in close. i love you come in close. we can all be honest with ourselves here. there will never be anything close to chiluc content ingame.
and so for many years i feel chiluc has been relegated to aus or established relationship nobody knows how they got together. where its like. childe is not part of the orginization that killed diluc's father. or maybe he was but it wasn't quite as bad. which dont get me wrong aus are great.
HOWEVER. i have been thinking. and here is how (currently) canon compliant chiluc can STILL WIN.
ok so we know that in canon mondstadt is like. equally as politically powerful as shneznaya is right. so it would probably benefit them if they had you know. good ties to each other. like linked powerhouses in both nations. so. kind of like an arranged marriage fic......
WAIT!! because I hear you you're saying like ohhh they would never agree to that listen to me. Childe would do anything for his tsaritsa for the good of shneznaya for the good of his family ok. he's the most disposible of the harbingers they might as well marry him off. and Diluc well. you see. at first he is DEFINITELY like no way in one million billon years go fuck yourselves. and then he actually meets childe and while hes like. repressing the urge to start strangling hes like wait. this guy is actually stupid.
diluc says. i may hate the knights but you know who i hate slightly more. the fatui. and i love mondstadt. surely the husband of this dumbass would be like. getting shneznayan state secrets revealed to him all the time. i could be a really good spy and i would know if the fatui are about to attack mondstadt.
and he agrees and hes like. so prepared to be absolutely miserable he's being sooo self-sacrifing right now. hes like jean do you see me being self-sacrificing. and jean says yeah for sure. whatever. thanks.
but then..... childe is like. he's doing that thing he does with the traveller where he's like "im doing so great!! i love that there's a darkness growing within me it's so cool and epic!!! anyway do you want to hear about how i don't think i have an identity for myself??"
diluc says. wait hold on a second. what the fuck. this guy is messed up. this is the part where if this was a modern au he would be like. go to therapy stop talking to me about it. but unfortunately i dont think therapy exists in the world of teyvat. otherwise why would everyone be Like That.
Anyway Diluc is realizing while pretending he's having a really nice time getting to know childe he's actually?? having a really nice time getting to know childe???? wtf?? even if the things he says ARE messed up sometimes its ok because childe also has that softness to him
on childe's side of the story everything is literally so great he doesn't know. hes like wow im so happy that i get to serve the tsaritsa and have a cool husband who will spar me and even sometimes almost win!! I'm so excited to introduce him to my family
chiluc family dinner. on childe's side its his whole family of like. eight other people. diluc invites nobody and when childe asks him about it diluc has a Moment of Weakness and he admits that he doesn't really talk to his family anymore and like. childe is like well thats ok. because youll be part of my family and they liked you a lot
varied chiluc introductory fluff... they're getting to know each other they're starting to have like. falling in love a little bit moments. childe trying to teach diluc how to use a bow and like standing behind him with his arms fiixng his arrow position or something like that. its cute. childe at this point is like. fully in love he can see their future together and everything.
BUT THEN!!! ok so diluc has been sending semiregular letters to mondstadt right. and childe's fellow harbingers are like. hey childe you're checking his mail right. and childe goes no thats private why would i do that. and childe isn't paranoid but he is. very very curious. he checks the mail.
and you know the knights and diluc worked out like. a secret code before he left for shneznaya. but childe can kind of tell something is up and he sends it to like. idk pulcinella or pantalone or someone and they're like oh yeah dude this is a secret message.
and childe confronts diluc about it he goes hey!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! and diluc breaks childe's heart because like. he's cornered and he's like yeah its all true and i. well. um. but like he can't bring himself to say that he's not sorry because he is. he's learned about how lonely childe actually is and they've been bonding over that. and he feels bad because he knows he was the only person childe like. trusted on a human level.
so he takes it all back and says he'll cut communications because at this point. hes seen that childe is an absolute killer and he's very frankly. a little bit scared for his life. and childe forgives him but he's on thin ice.
at this point. childe goes freak mode. because see after he was told that the letters were encoded, he told his fellow harbingers that he was going to. you know. kill diluc. so he goes all proper beauty and the beast you can't leave our house. and diluc thinks its because he's a control freak and not because he's trying to stop anyone from seeing diluc. childe is trying to keep up the illusion that diluc is dead.
and diluc says you cant keep me locked in here forever. childe says. sorry dude. but its clear that diluc is absolutely miserable and childe is actually. he really is sorry about it. and diluc can tell he's sorry and so he's picking up on that it maybe isnt entirely childe's fault that he's trapped here. so he's not mad but he's defintely miserable. they're miserable together.
but hey. guess what. diluc's messages have stopped coming to the knights. so jean says kaeya. you have to send a letter over asking when the actual wedding party is. and also asking if diluc is like. good. youre his brother it makes sense.
kaeya sends the letter. childe goes. oh um. shit. wait hey can we just get you back to mondstadt somehow?? and diluc says PLEASE. so they have to. sneak out of the country (difficult) (the wedding was public news so people keep asking about it) (pulcinella runs most of the trains so it's kind of hard to buy diluc a ticket without him knowing). and they end up basically having to escape on foot going from town to town out of shneznaya and. here i just kind of assume that shneznaya is directly north of mondstadt so down into mondstadt.
and this whole process does it for diluc. he's like man. youre risking it all. for me. and childe says yes that is what i do :). and they end up at the dawn winery just kind of. talking. and diluc realizes that he is in fact in love with childe. like he's been trying to avoid it but it's unavoidable now and he says hey childe. can we say that the letter thing was kind of a big misunderstanding. wouldn't it be best if idk.
we got married. you know for the good of our nations. and childe says YIPEE!! HOORAY!!! he's like yeah.... for the good of our nations for sure
chiluc wedding party. theyre sillies <3
and that is how a theoretically canon compliant chiluc could still win
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