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SYS BLOG! JIMMY/HABIT/BEN

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INTRO! .. 📌

HELLO, WORLD! :D

WELCOME, COMPANIONS, TO THE BLOG. THIS IS AN INTRODUCTION POST.

WE ARE PART OF A POC, BODILY 19, DIAGNOSED DID SYSTEM. WE ALSO HAVE NPD. THREE OF US WILL BE POSTING ON THIS ACCOUNT, HABIT [ME] AND JIMMY [THE OTHER, LESS COOL GUY] and Ben [The Coolest Guy] [Trust] [Fr]

WE’LL BE POSTING ABOUT WHATEVER WE WANT TO. NO EXPECTATIONS, NO TERMS AND CONDITIONS, NADDA. ZILCH. ZERO.

THAT ALSO APPLIES TO OUR DNI. WE HAVE NO DNI. COME ONE AND COME ALL, WE BLOCK PEOPLE WE DON’T WANT TO TALK TO. HAVEN’T BEEN BLOCKED? YOU’RE WELCOME HERE, PAL!

OTHER !! .. 🎞️

HABIT - 300,000ISH - HE/XE/IT. EVERYMANHYBRID FICTIVE. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, I USE TONE TAGS!

JIMMY - 27 - HE/HIM. MOUTHWASHING FICTIVE.

Ben - Ageless idk adult - He/him. Creepypasta fictive lmfao

WE ALL HAVE A BOYFRIEND. DON’T HIT ON US. THANKS! [@baconpie <- THAT’S HIM! CHECK HIM OUT!]

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE OTHERS WILL JOIN US AT SOME POINT. IF THEY STOP HATING ON THIS PLATFORM. THOSE BASTARDS AND THEIR INSTAGRAM!

TAGS !! .. 🍀

HABIT - #HABIT-YAPPING-UP-A-STORM!!🏅

JIMMY - TO BE DECIDED!.. HE’LL WORK ONE OUT. MAYBE. HOPEFULLY... POSSIBLY. GOD DAMN IT, JIMMY. [UPDATE, #Jimmy🏅]

Ben - #TheRizzler🏅

Dante - #:3🏅

ANYTHING ELSE ?? .. 🛒

IT SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT WE DON’T CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF OUR SOURCES. FICTIVES AREN’T THEIR SOURCE AND ALL THAT. DON’T BE AN ASS.

WE NEED MORE SYSTEM FRIENDS! DON’T BE AFRAID TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION. WE DON’T HAVE A DISCORD, SO TUMBLR’S GONNA HAVE TO DO FOR NOW THOUGH.

AND THAT IS ALL. BEFRIEND US, CAST US AWAY, IT’S UP TO YOU, BUCKO.

REGARDS,

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BEST PART ABOUT BEING A SYSTEM:

RESPONDING TO EMAILS FOR A COMPANY AND BEING ABLE TO USE “WE” IN A COMPLETELY UNSUSPICIOUS CONTEXT.

“WE” THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL. “WE” HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. “WE” APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THE “WE” IS NOT OTHERS MEMBERS OF OUR ADMIN TEAM, BUT IT IS THE SEVERAL LOSERS WHO HAPPEN TO RESIDE IN MY BRAIN.

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT, THE NEXT TIME YOU GET AN EMAIL FROM A CORPORATION…

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NOT TO VENT ON MAIN BUT GOOD LOOOORD.

IS IT NORMAL FOR A PSYCHIATRIST TO SAY THAT IT IS A “RED FLAG” THAT I DO NOT WANT MY ABUSIVE PARENTS TO TELL “THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY” IN HIS PSYCHIATRY SPACE? BECAUSE????? HE ALSO CALLED ME “DEFIANT” FOR NOT WANTING TO. WHAT?

I AM GENUINELY, WHOLEHEARTEDLY, A LITTLE BIT INSANE OVER THIS RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK? A RED FLAG? WHAT ABOUT THIS IS A RED FLAG TO YOU? A RED FLAG OF WHAT?????

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3AM AND I CAN’T SLEEP. SIIIIIIGHHHHH. THE WHOLE INTERACTION HAS VERY OBVIOUSLY HAS TRIGGERED SOMETHING FOR ME SOMEWHERE.

I FEEL LIKE I’M OVERREACTING BUT MY BRAIN LITERALLY KEEPS PLAYING OUR INTERACTION ON LOOP. LIKE, DAMN! I JUST GOT EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED BY THE GUY WHO IS MEANT TO BE A HEALTHCARE PROVIDER!

GENUINELY, THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING MY FEELINGS IN THE COMMENTS. TOO ALL OVER THE PLACE TO RESPOND TO ANYONE RIGHT NOW BUT I APPRECIATE THE OUTRAGE!!! MAKES ME FEEL LESS ALONE IN THIS.

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NOT TO VENT ON MAIN BUT GOOD LOOOORD.

IS IT NORMAL FOR A PSYCHIATRIST TO SAY THAT IT IS A “RED FLAG” THAT I DO NOT WANT MY ABUSIVE PARENTS TO TELL “THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY” IN HIS PSYCHIATRY SPACE? BECAUSE????? HE ALSO CALLED ME “DEFIANT” FOR NOT WANTING TO. WHAT?

I AM GENUINELY, WHOLEHEARTEDLY, A LITTLE BIT INSANE OVER THIS RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK? A RED FLAG? WHAT ABOUT THIS IS A RED FLAG TO YOU? A RED FLAG OF WHAT?????

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HELLO TUMBLR. I BRING YOU AN OFFERING…GRUMPY BIRD.

BONUS: SHE’S RAPIDLY, RAPIDLY APPROACHING.

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beloved friends !!! haiii !!

it has been a while !! how r u all doing ??? has anything interesting happened lately ??

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helloooooo!!!!!!!

it is me! the one and only spooky black cat!

*baps you playfully with my paw*

HEHEHEHHEHE thwndkn youuuuu mutual omg . so spoooky !!! baps u back on the head :3 :3

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hehehehheheheYAYYAYAYAYYA :33

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Bro it’s me against the world out here (I have to talk to someone I don’t know irl for more than 10 minutes)

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Bro it’s a single sugar cube chill out 💀

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I FEEL A GREAT URGE TO START PLAYING COOKIE RUN KINGDOM.

THIS CHARACTER, THIS SUPPOSED “GINGERBRAVE,” CAPTURES AN EMOTION I HAVE SELDOM SEEN EXPRESSED, BUT HAVE FELT MANY TIMES…

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system wave of acknowledgment

-a fictive who is too afraid to reveal himself

SYSTEM WAVE OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT BACK! HELLO, MYSTERIOUS FICTIVE!!!!!

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MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE A NEVER-ENDING DISCORD CALL THAT I CANNOT MUTE OR ESCAPE FROM.

I AM SO GLAD THESE IDIOTS DO NOT HAVE SOUNDBOARD PERMISSIONS.

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giraffe

and main account I guess

-Soren of @snowdriftersys

THIS CREATURE IS SO, SO EXCELLENT. I WISH HUMANS RODE THEM INTO BATTLE INSTEAD OF HORSES. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

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BEING A SYSTEM IS SO INTERESTING. LIKE YES, JIMMY FROM MOUTHWASHING WILL BE WALKING AROUND TOMORROW WITH AS MANY FREE TOTE BAGS OF VOUCHERS AND STUFF AS HE CAN CARRY AT OUR UNIVERSITY’S CLUB/ORIENTATION DAY.

AND WILL ANYONE KNOW WHO IS REALLY COLLECTING ALL THAT FREE MERCHANDISE???

NO!!!!!!

NOBODY WILL KNOW. THAT WHOLE CAMPUS. NOT ONE WILL SUSPECT THAT HE IS AMONG THEM. IT’S SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT.

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SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT ELON MUSK AND I GET IRRATIONALLY ANGRY. LIKE, I JUST START FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WITH HATRED.

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The habiterrrrr the jimmyerrrr the benrrrrrr the. Danterrrrrr

HEHEHEHEEEE. THE SWAGLERRRR.