NYC girl living in the Chuck

[tunqtwistaxxx]

Snap chat?

send your names

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[neverxxenough]

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

[dubblah]

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

[xxxsexxx]

[moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness]

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Reblogging for awareness…

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

[11-11-1992]

[pharaohkhafre-deactivated201704]

Y'all still taking notes? Man I learned all this from my church choir director when I was 15. LMFAO damn shame how she molested me….I love that woman.

[cinnabun001]

PSA… 😊😈

[koolkali]

Much appreciated @sosaysdeb🕵🏾‍♂️😆😆

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[ninofasho]

Come on wit it #speeddat

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is really good. Watch it. 

[victorious]

[livepunany]

Reblog and money will come your way

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[fukkce]

imagine driving then all of a sudden you see this lmaooooooooooo

[dancing-cockroaches]

School 

[hopefortheflowersss]

I died twice watching this

[deonsraw]

💀💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

I screamed but this real

[iampazzo]

Real life

[secretsunkept]

I died at the desks 😂

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

“respectable woman”

[codeblurascension]

💀💀💀

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

LMFAAAOOOO

[unbotheredmuse]

IG: palomadelaghetto

[paloma-lastname-deactivated2019]

Yaaas my art! My body

[paloma-lastname-deactivated2019]

You can buy prints of these paintings on

Palomademanet.bigcartel.com

appreciate all support for my art❤️❤️

[shattereddreamz843]

Not too bad I think

[peloran82-deactivated20170719]

[thingsthatmakeuscum]

Yes yes yes😈

[baltimoreclubdancing]

[0dabiah]

NIGGA

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Wait what….?

[gorillateaparty]

Fuck it up!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Wow !

[queenalex-thevegan-deactivated2]

@ocktayviiahh

[aokitheninja]

I was not ready for that lol

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Can i get this remix too tho? 👀

[stoicdaydreamer]

This new age Laura and Steve Urkell Stefan Urquelle

[blckhuman]

Fuck it all the way up!

[victorious]

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[addictivekisses]

For those who don’t know 🙌🏾

[caitlinfrisk]

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

[sadnegro]

[treygotguap]

[nickflyguy]

Morning kisses like this