TURBO-TASSsssssssssssss OHDEARGOD

RP/Ask blog for Turbo if he chose Minecraft instead of Sugar Rush, and wasn't able to alter the code. Expect weirdness.

[turbocraft]

ALMOST A YEAR?!!

ajbsfkdbgvdf

did anyone die while i was away

[turbocraft]

creeper-pasta replied to your post:creeper-pasta liked your post no go away

I REMEMBErr you

...

i didn't annoy you or anything right??

[turbocraft]

creeper-pasta liked your post

no

go away

[turbocraft]

The computer I was living in had a hardware failure and the kid who owns it was too lazy to get it fixed until now

How long was i out? jesus fuck

[turbocraft]

-R.I.P crafty

he died of pussy overdose-

I'M NOT DEAD SOMEONE DANGLE A STRING OR SOMETHING

[turbocraft]

-sits down and thinks about life.

is swarmed in cats in 0.2 seconds

purring and fur everywhere

there is no escape-

[princessturbo]

turbocraft replied to your post: PROVE ME WRONG, OR SHUT UP. P.S. IF YOU ate SOME PART OF ME IT WOULD EITHER MELT THROUGH YOUR INSIDES IMMEDIateLY, CONSUME YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT, OR INFECT YOU SLOWLY INTO A HOLLOW SLAVE HUSK, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU INGESTED. AND YES, IT WOULD TASTE AWFUL. JUST A PSA~

we just need an antivirus or somethin

I know monster managed to get one once

but I don’t wanna have to make him go through that again

[turbocraft]

Go through what? Aren't antiviruses just like.. programs that you can carry until you activate them??

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

[turbocraft]

THAT JUST MAKES ME ANGRIER OK AY

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

pfffft whatever. have fun being angry then~

[turbocraft]

people being complete fuckin asshole monsters to my successor just makes me mad okay im going to pet my cats

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

[turbocraft]

you are literally the wORST FRIEND EVER

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

well i’m not friends with him as far as i know so????

[turbocraft]

THAT JUST MAKES ME ANGRIER OK AY

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

[turbocraft]

You’re friends with Reboot, right?

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

uhhhhh i’m not sure? last i checked the kid was afraid of me and mad at me for laughing at his pain during that whole original ordeal with him and Turbo.

and yet he still talks to me so hahaha no idea.

[turbocraft]

you are literally the wORST FRIEND EVER

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

[turbocraft]

but he’s evil

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

so? he’s fun.

besides, you do realize you’re talking to a player eating (well player soul eating) “monster", right? i’m not really gonna judge someone for being evil just because they like to hunt/murder/whatever

[turbocraft]

You're friends with Reboot, right?

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

#y would u omit that tho :((((

because he might be awful but he is my friend and i’m not a total dick ALL of the time.

[turbocraft]

but he's evil

[theraptorcage]

Lesser Kestrel with centipede

[turbocraft]

creeper-pasta replied to your post: creeper-pasta replied to your post “creeper-pasta...

LateR. RIGHT NOW I’M POLISHING MY COOL CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE. THOUGH, I’M SURE THOSE HORSES ARE JUST AS GOOD, RIGHT??

motorcycles can't give you nuzzles or anything

its not alive

it'll never love you

[turbocraft]

so who missed me

it’d better be all of you

[princessturbo]

hey asshole

you still owe me

[turbocraft]

sHIT

[turbocraft]

remember when i was angry all of the time???? i literally do not give a fuck any more i have no idea what happened

[turbocraft]

creeper-pasta replied to your post “creeper-pasta replied to your post “ creeper-pasta said: DID YOU MEAN:...”

YOU SHOULD MEET MY MINECRAFT SERVERr :]

make me