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[turt-hc]

Papa turtle ask! What would the turtles do if they went to sleep after a fight with there daughters and then when the turtles woke up their little girl waesnt anywhere to be found... How would the turtles react to that?

oW

Leo:

Leo..Oh Leo. He would be shattered inside. Completely crumbled into itty bitty pieces. But he would keep his cool. He’d try to stay as calm as he could, and would search every little crivis of this world to find her, even if it cost him sleep.

Raph:

Raph would instantly start blaming himself, if only he wasn't so mean about it. God, he’d break down and rush out of the lair shortly after. He wouldn’t even think to tell his brothers in that moment, but he’d call the other three after he left.

Donnie:

Donnie would scan the entire lair and literally wouldn’t even believe his scanners when it would say she wasn't found. He’d check two or three times before tracking her cell phone.

Mikey:

This happy turtle would be expecting to see his jumpy bubbly little girl. When he wouldn’t be able to find her, and realize she was gone, all his bad emotions would be hitting him all at once. Sadness, worry, fear, anger, etc... He of course would look her for, getting literally EVERYONE looking without a break.

But all together, Donnie would end up tracking her SOMEHOW.

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[turt-hc]

I’ll just make this a separate post :) 

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[biohazerd]

I swear this is all i talk about!

[turt-hc]

when you make a scenario with the turtle's child do you imagine the child as human or a turtle?

Both. A hybrid :3 I’ll draw something up tomorrow! ^w^

[turt-hc]

How do you imagine the boys would handle an accidental groin shot from their girlfriend while rough housing? Your blog is fantastic BTW.

Leo:

“Nng.. I need.. to teach you.. how to.. Aim..”

Raph:

Raph would probably tear up tbh. “Yeah- ‘m fine.. I just. Give me a minute..”

Donnie:

“AH! .. Ow... Careful darling.. Careful..

Mikey:

“Dang gurl, if ya want babies, I wouldn't recommend that !” He'd giggle after though, he wouldn't let the mood get ruined completely. 

[turt-hc]

Would the turtles date a short girl?

Oh yeah! Especially Leo. He loooves height difference~ Raph also likes it a lot to because he can gobble her up in his large muscley self.

[turt-hc]

How would the turtles react to their S/O snuggling with them in bed, their baby daughter/son snoozing between them?

They all would love it. They would snooze away and keep them both really close to them. Mikey would joke and say something like “You little cock blocker~” but he'd wait until the kid was asleep to whisper that. and following with a smile. 

[turt-hc]

I hope I'm not spamming you with this, but I just needed to get this off of my chest: Ever since I got into Astrology and read your headcanons for the Turtles' Zodiac Signs I've felt kind of down. You know about that compatibility based on Astrology? Yeah, according to it I'm not compatible with a few of them (we'd even hate each other) and that makes me kind of depressed, even if it's silly. Do you think they would actually care about such a thing? Or do you think they'd just dismiss it?

Aw hun, don't’t let that get to you. I know many people who love each other and their signs aren't compatible! When you love someone, you love every little thing about them and your favorite turt would too towards you. Any of the turts. Don’t let get to ya. Tell me your favorite turtle and i'll write something up of the both of you. 

[phlegm-brulee]

Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public domain” to which I respond, “I am not public domain.” He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As I’m running away he screamed “you got a nice set of tits and pussy,” (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because I’m an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I aren’t talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if you’re on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, I’m posting this here and on Facebook so people know there’s some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.

[turt-hc]

2 8 8 F O L L O W E R S ! !

Admin 2 :

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!! Almost to 300!!

[turt-hc]

Would the guys be into cosplay? (go to cons and such)

YES! Though Raph would be the one saying this was ridiculous.  He secretly kinda likes it. 

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you hoe

[technolojeeesus-blog]

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

[baileyarber-deactivated20180111]

Fuck.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

[turt-hc]

ASK BOX IS OPEN!!!!

[turt-hc]

The turtles feel someone beside them in bed and wake up to find their girlfriend in their bed and not the other room because of a bad nightmare, what do they do to calm them down?

Leo:

Leo would get up and hold her, run his fingers through her hair and let her vent. He’s say it was only a dream and nothing bads gonna happen.

Raph:

Raph would still be laying down, wrap his massive arms around her and hold her agent him. “It was only a figment of your ‘magination. Don’ let it get to ya.”

Donnie:

Donnie would discuss it, then start talking about all the good dreams she’s had. He’d kiss her head and lay down with her, giving her small nuzzles. 

Mikey:

Mikey would comfort her, but then would end up attacking her with kiss after kiss all over her face and down her body until he got to a certain place~ Queue intense steamy oral.