[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[turtlegiles]

My twisted ankle when I try to walk

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[tall]

[lemonlimestar]

it’s a shame people don’t care to engage with canon bc timkon is actually premium yaoi cocaine but u guys are too busy calling them jr superbat and having tim talk about kon like he’s a boomer speaking about his bitch wife

like don’t even joke

[turtlegiles]

Real shit and I can’t even explain this to ppl without sounding crazy

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[fangs-4-fags]

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

[marinella-ela]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

[blatantescapism]

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[prontaentrega]

readcomicsonline getting nuked is bad for all the obvious reasons but also its insane considering those artists/writers confessions that they get sent pages with the readcomicsonline banner at the bottom bc dc and marvel dont have any kind of internal reference or register for most shit. shooting themselves in the dick

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that people are enjoying the post with the truncated squirrel blog taunting me

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I am a normal shape for me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[girafeduvexin]

[girafeduvexin]

"so funny, op is french" do you think we don't know. i work in paris. I know. I know.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[goodman-grace]

"Only one can wear the ring" oh my god bruh cancel the entire show already

[goodman-grace]

Let's just all kill ourselves. What if we killed ourselves. Being a green lantern fan is a humiliation ritual

[turtlegiles]

Please stop reminding me that this show exists. The clayface trailer was so good I almost forgot