turtlesandtequila

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Whenever I go clubbing, I'm like

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Whenever I skype Callum, he's like,

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An accurate depiction of leaving the house during a typhoon,

And then getting back inside and being all,

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Japanese girls be like,

Meanwhile, I'm like,

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Me in Roppongi,

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What I'd be like on a Tinder date,

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Whenever I go to Alberry's,

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When people ask how Christmas went,

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When I see people reading the Daily Mail,

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When I try to look hardcore at parties,

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What living in halls was like:

What living off-campus is like:

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Trying to revise for Japanese, looks a bit like this:

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When first years complain about living "so far away from campus... like all the way in Parkwood", I'm like:

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Me at house parties,

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When Chicken Cottage is closed, I'm all:

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Me trying to suck up to bouncers,

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When people have 'seen' my message on facebook and still don't reply,