Gentleman Adventurer

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[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[tutmondigo]

bricks out for 2016

[tutmondigo]

Started tracking food and just discovered it rolls over at midnight. Time to make some good decisions.

[tutmondigo]

Cut down the little wasp nest today. At one point there were over a dozen living on it. Was very surprised to find 2 still there even though the overnight temp reached -20C one night this week. Managed to catch one. The other flew back up to where the nest was and then left for parts unknown.

[writing-prompt-s]

You wander through the ruins of a once mighty city. There you see a man grinning at you, wearing a rusted crown.

[dr33g-remade]

You ask him why the fuck would he wear an iron crown. And how the hell he got it wet enough for it to tarnish. At least gilde it so the outside looks gold and it doesn’t tarnish. What the fuck.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

He gets really defensive about it, like weirdly defensive. Oh, oh, he says, oh, I’m sorry I don’t, like, carry gilding materials around. Sorry I’m not prepared like you. Where’s your crown, huh? You don’t have one? I didn’t think so. Watch yourself.

[tutmondigo]

Turning away the king is blinking back tears. He sees flashes of the ruins which were wrought in his name. Looking back to the adventurer he turns his back on the city once more. Though he still grins, she can see the sorrow in his eyes. Her own widen on noticing how the crown disappears into his skin.

[heck-yeah-old-tech]

There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that) and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.

I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.

[yahenni]

MILKWALKER SAYS:

D R I N K . M E . A N D . K N O W . O B L I V I O N

[yahenni]

[tutmondigo]

I swear I’ve had this milk. I’m having this really weird elementary school flashback feeling. Either N. VA in the late 80′s or ND in the early 90′s.

[desvre-deactivated20210217]

If You Look Closely There’s a Skier | Source

[tutmondigo]

omg there really is

[tutmondigo]

What new musical genre are we going to get out of this election?

[tutmondigo]

The only comfort I have in this election comes from the half and half moon that is waxing gibbous to the full moon. She will protect us. 

So long as you drag your friends to the polls because I am sure that everyone reading this is already going to be voting anyway.

[tutmondigo]

Took apart a Pur faucet. It's pretty grungy inside. The lever uses some cams to open/close flaps over the different channels. Flaps are doing loaded. The led is battery powered and will stop working eventually. It detects the flow rate via a turbine in the piece connecting it to where the filter goes. The faucet quick release just gets forced open by two wedges.

[shmope]

(words by Carrie Mae Weems, Not Manet’s Type)

[tutmondigo]

Sometimes you gotta adjust ratios for you

[gilderoy]

bricks out for Fortunato

[tsukamoriforest-deactivated2013]

[tutmondigo]

lol uber is so desperate for denver drivers they mailed me this

[sashayed]

[tutmondigo]

Sometimes I sleep with a foot dangling off the edge of the bed so the monsters know I’m fearless

[bostonpoetryslam]

Push me from the highway overpass—let’s leave the story there, let’s leave the body whole in mid-air illuminated by oncoming headlights, a tiny song, a pixel in the pixelated mouth of hope, or whatever it is that propels us through the door of tomorrow & since there was no key, I guess I’ll swallow the door.

Hieu Minh Nguyen, “Notes on Staying,” published in The Offing (via bostonpoetryslam)