A collage I made using pictures I found from various underwear packages (some are Amazon models, others are from Kmart.com or Kohls.com, maybe also Walmart and eBay). The top left woman is my absolute favorite, she was on a FTL pack of white briefs supposedly in 1999 (or so the description said). A few others on here are also from the late '90s.
Those would have been the days. 1999, I, a white collar man going to work my 9-5 in my office while my wife works a 9-5 in her office. When we come to our suburban house and change, or when we take off our clothes before bed, she'd see me in my Hanes/FTL white briefs and I'd see her, my counterpart in her white Hanes/FTL briefs and her white bra. We'd be a very traditional household. I'd absolutely love to see my wife in her full-rise briefs every day in the morning and before bed. That woman in the upper-left is the dream girl... brown hair, brown eyes, caucasian.
I don't like blue eyes anymore for some reason! Is it because I think it will indicate that her pussy is pinker rather than browner? I just think the more brown-eyed women there are, the better the chance of them having darker vulvas. But maybe it isn't like that. I still like brown better.
My fantasy is to get a massage from a woman who is just in her bra and briefs, the briefs which go almost over her belly-button. It would make the massage so damn erotic, even without a happy ending.
I don't feel this way about any other type of underwear, certainly not lingerie or g-strings or anything fancy. And and NO BOWTIES! I can't tell you how much I hate those. They ruin underwear for me. It's not like anything would happen if I untied it anyway.
I wish people didn't call these "granny panties" for those who do... just call them women's briefs! I'm becoming so formal now that I don't even like the word 'panties'. Underwear, briefs, or thong. That describes any kind of underwear the woman could be wearing. I wish people would say 'briefs' instead of 'panties' when referring to women's underwear, unless it is a thong. If it could be either, just say underwear! At least I'm not in the UK where it's 'pants' and 'knickers'. Those are extremely unsexy words in my opinion. Maybe the main reason I don't like 'panties' is because it means 'little pants' and to me pants are not underwear, they are pants.
Don't even get me started with 'chonies'. If I won the billion dollar lottery I'd pay 10 million dollars to erase that word from history. I really, really, REALLY REALLY care about how underwear is and what it is called! Words are so extremely important to me when it comes to this!
Last thing, even though it is more descriptive of the underwear-bottoms, I really dislike the word 'underpants'. It has to be underwear. 'Underpants' does not sound sexy to me.
Underwear will be undisputedly the greatest word in the English language I have ever, ever heard. It's been my favorite word since at least I was in preschool.
!!! UNDERWEAR FREAK SINCE 1997 !!!