#1 GILLINGHAM SUPPORTER

FUCK GASHWOOD SHITTY

[twatricknoncelan]

feeling like spreading rumors about #paTRICK NONCElan.... retweet if true

[twatricknoncelan]

#NOLAN'SOUT..... saw Him at the shop. Nearly initiated a historic event. Wanker

[mari-lags]

why didnt you

[twatricknoncelan]

Couldn't be bothered could I

[twatricknoncelan]

#NOLAN'SOUT..... saw Him at the shop. Nearly initiated a historic event. Wanker

[twatricknoncelan]

Update on the last six months:

- Shaved my head

- Shagged Billy Richards

- Got a divorce

- Shaved my head

- Lost the house

- Got NOLANOUT tattooed on my bumcheek

- Billy Richards had to leave mid-shag after being reminded of Patrick Nolan via arse tattoo. He told me never to contact him again

- Even the divorce didn't hurt this bad

[twatricknoncelan]

Ran in #billyrichards at the #game today. #Awkward

[twatricknoncelan]

I found my wife before I found my prostate

[twatricknoncelan]

AITA If Wife Leaving Me For Ted Lasso

I love my wife

[sillyrichards]

[twatricknoncelan]

My wife found out about my passionate affair with Ashwood City Broadcaster Billy Richards.

She asked to watch.

[twatricknoncelan]

Lilian is that you

[sillyrichards]

Please stop vagueposting about me on tumblr William.

[twatricknoncelan]

What does #vagueposting mean. Why do you follow my #tumblr account. Why do you want to watch me and Billy Richards have #sex

[twatricknoncelan]

My wife found out about my passionate affair with Ashwood City Broadcaster Billy Richards.

She asked to watch.

[twatricknoncelan]

Lilian is that you

[twatricknoncelan]

My wife found out about my passionate affair with Ashwood City Broadcaster Billy Richards.

She asked to watch.

[dostoyevsky-official]

when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

[twatricknoncelan]

[twatricknoncelan]

Gillingham is pronounced GIHL-ingham not JILL-ingham.

[sillyrichards]

do you have a concussion. i worry about your dementia you know

[twatricknoncelan]

Hi I saw your username and thought of my passionate love affair with Ashwood City broadcaster Billy Richards Aubergine emoji aubergine emoji splashing water emoji period. What Text to speak stop What the fuck fuck fuck bollocks wanker wanker stop stop hey Siri stop Google stop hey Google stop

[sillyrichards]

i want you

[twatricknoncelan]

I'm not breaking covid restrictions for you

[twatricknoncelan]

Gillingham is pronounced GIHL-ingham not JILL-ingham.

[sillyrichards]

do you have a concussion. i worry about your dementia you know

[twatricknoncelan]

Hi I saw your username and thought of my passionate love affair with Ashwood City broadcaster Billy Richards Aubergine emoji aubergine emoji splashing water emoji period. What Text to speak stop What the fuck fuck fuck bollocks wanker wanker stop stop hey Siri stop Google stop hey Google stop

[twatricknoncelan]

Having an affair with Billy Richards. Wife still on about BroomWell. Want to fucking forgeh some of the bollocks she's posed as evidence. Why that bloke got his hand on Broom's arse? You forgeh.

P.S. We should all sign off our posts with "Nolan Out". It's like "Y/N out" but "Nolan Out." Funny joke.

Nolan Out

P.P.S. I am not Patrick Nolan.

Nolan Out Out

[twatricknoncelan]

Gillingham is pronounced GIHL-ingham not JILL-ingham.

[twatricknoncelan]

My girlfriend nutted in me and immediately started watching Ashwood City vs Manchester United and she's cheering for Ashwood............. I already bought the ring what do I do

[twatricknoncelan]

No you don't understand she thinks Kieran Broom and Chris Well are in a passionate situationship