Um, Why Do you Even Care?

Duh.

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Hooch

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I want to ruin all of the nerd-hot math teachers who explain things to me clumsily on youtube. Two pixelated, screen shot captured, stalker examples for your viewing pleasure. #lust #tricksforfactoring! #mathcanbesexy

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GET LOST!

K-hole of specific, yet inane, video trends produced by many. 

My small collection:

1. Mattress Unboxing

2. Speedometer Filming

3. Montages of self-assigned best “blind auditions” of The Voice

4. Ear Wax removal

5. Breaking iPhones in increasingly violent ways (i.e. Shooting with a gun, burying in lava, dropping off a high building, drowning in molten glass)

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Portfolio of artist Lenka Clayton

Artist Lenka Clayton makes drawings using a typewriter. They are charming, witty and sometimes, even precious. 

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“The truth is that trying to get to the emotional heart of things is so difficult, because emotions morph into one another with such confusing subtlety that what was elation is now fear is now rejection is now rage is now wonder, all depending on the agenda we come at them with.”

–Samantha Harvey, Dear Thief

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From Honestly, WTF.

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this is performance art

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OBSESSED.

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Since the day you left - Tapiwa Mugabe. Zimbabwe.

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This afternoon I spent the better part of an hour standing in or just outside my running shower while I scrubbed it completely clean with three different substances, including baking soda and bleach. I had to use half the towels I own to mop up the water that spilled onto the floor, and, as...

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2 CHAINZ approved.

http://genius.com/972017/2-chainz-crack/I-might-get-an-endorsement-from-baking-soda

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To Do List 2015

Learn to crack eggs with one hand

Make the perfect omelette with remaining eggs

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Things I've Read 2015

A Visit from the Good Squad - Jennifer Egan

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter - Carson Mcullers Fates and Furies - Lauren Groff

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no dreams journal

I like to talk about how I never remember my dreams, but I have been pretty consistently having nightmares for weeks now. I guess this is progress. I can’t wait to be reduced to tears of relief upon waking up every day. If that’s something that happens. Does anyone know anything about what happens? In situations?

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I have woken up crying because in my dream I was crying. That was the closest I have come to this phenom. It was incredible and left me in a terrified stupor for the following weeks because I didn't know what was "real."

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Wangechi Mutu

https://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/wangechi_mutu/

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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him.

This deserves hero status.

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http://blog.sebastiandahl.com/

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http://www.andrearosengallery.com/exhibitions/friedrich-kunath_2014-03-15/2/checklists

I wish I could see this IRL.