on-the-roof

self-indulgence is never too far from death, and i, my darling, have long since been gone.

[sephiroth1926]

Hannibal Lecter #22

Watching Will Graham pet the dog while the forensic scientists nearby record Hannibal's dinner with antlers. Feels harmony.

📌 and one hundred and fifty unsuccessful attempts to draw it under the cut:

What have I been doing all week? Spiritual crisis and this. I had a nervous breakdown trying to figure out how to draw eyebrows that don't exist, but are there.

Thank you to Mads Mikkelsen for his incredibly intricate face and the best beer commercial in the world.

🧐This guy didn't give in to me the first time. And not even on the ninety-ninth. Let's pretend this isn't Hannibal, but his good twin brother, Gonebol:

🫣The man is feeling unwell:

🥴The man will eat you and you will like it:

💅 In fact, my whole life consists of accidentally drawing something on my knee on a napkin relatively successfully, and then unsuccessfully trying to repeat it consciously:

[penmeialive]

The silliest thing I find about this whole "they only got 30 years together in the end with no memories of their shared history so what was the point" is that EVERYONE THINKS THEY ONLY MET EACH OTHER IN THIS ONE SINGULAR LIFETIME REALITY instead of my immediate thought that as its architects, Aziraphale and Crowley were wound so deep into the fabric of the new universe that there is a version of them finding each other and falling in love every single generation for billions and billions of years??????

A Roman version and a French Revolution version and a WWII version and ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND---

For goodness sake the song that plays over this version of them finding and falling in love is "Time After Time"! THE IMPLICATION IS THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS FIND EACH OTHER!!!!!! ***ALWAYS*** IN EVERY LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

[bal-lantine-deactivated20180730]

or, if you must depict women maintaining that shit, at least be interesting about it. I can actually buy someone shaving/putting on makeup if that’s their way of coping, something they do to tether themselves to the past or an ellusive feeling of normalcy. So show me the EFFORT put in, yeah? Show that woman risking a zombie horde because she spotted a fucking tube of scarlet lipstick and christ she hasn’t seen that color in five years but it’s what she wore on her first date with her now-dead husband. Show me the girl who is quietly starting to fucking lose it but covers it up with fanatical commitment to her appearance because if she gets these eyebrows right, maybe no one will notice how she stares at things that aren’t there. I find it completely plausible that some women would go to incredible lengths to maintaining their appearance, because they’ve been socialized all their lives to caring about it, because it’s a part of their identity. So show me how that part gets negotiated with once the world has gone to hell.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[rocktheholygrail]

#show of all time

[color-division]

They have this little game of pretending to not know each other at fancy events and Hannibal always ends up flirting with him (Even after years Hannibal still can’t believe they are married)

[homochihuahuadraws2]

It's the same thing either ways. Also Will's butt is just literally Hannibal's fish jello recipe.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[sobcat]

my eco-system of loosely related browser tabs

[psychoticwillgraham]

chapter 1 of the omegaverse polygram fic with omega Adam getting bred by his alpha brothers is up!!

heat

[n-adi-ra]

nom nom

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Imagine Hannibal “struggling” with a jar like he’s never met a twist lid in his life, just so he can hand it to Will.

Will opens it in one smooth motion, forearm flexing, tendons shifting under skin.

Hannibal watches.

There is always another jar.

[hannibalshairytits]

He glues the next one shut so he can see those muscles at their full strain

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[antiheroblake]

i’m a hannigram missionary position truther. hannibal wants to wrap his arms and legs around will while they fuck, will wants to hold hannibal’s face to his neck. they’re clinging and happy about it.

[psychoticwillgraham]

overdue ass info post about me

i’m Will and im 30, and my gender is nothing that is comprehensible to humanity. very androgynous and obnoxious about it, retired drag king, and my sexuality is. who the fuck knows honestly. super amateur artist and doll collector.

Will Graham is the main fronter in our system, but he and Hannibal are normally co-fronting for most of the time. if he refers to me (the body) as Ash, that’s what I go by irl so don’t be confused if he calls me that. we need to update Will and the system’s blog desperately, but we’ll get to it eventually.

any pronouns EXCEPT for she/her, but I prefer it/its, but if that’s not accessible to u bc of language or w/e, they or he is just fine. gray aromantic and ace, happily taken by my bf, a fellow ace king <3

i have an unknown psychotic disorder, but my mental health team just slaps the schizoaffective label on me as well as autism (not officially dxed on paper, but verbally by both my psych and therapist), PTSD, suspected OCPD, and according to my therapist, a ‘cocktail of features from every personality disorder that makes it impossible to properly diagnose’ me. undiagnosed system too. newly diagnosed with OSFED/EDNOS (otherwise specified eating disorder, eating disorder not otherwise specified).

standard DNI applies, like no conservatives/right wingers, anything like that.

horny on main and not ashamed of it, constantly posting about how i want to fuck Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham, yknow, my little gay cannibals. proud old man fucker. if u want my twitter, then message me :3 that’s where i’m super unhinged about polygram.

my ao3

STATUS OF CURRENTLY POSTED WIPS

I don't update on a regular schedule due to problems I have with motivation and finishing things. I WILL finish these WIPs eventually, it just might be another year, and I'm trying not to post anymore while these are still unfinished. Here's a list of my current WIPs and a general idea of when they'll be updating:

dark things (eldritch god Hannibal/worshiper Will breeding porn): chapter three is posted and chapter four is in the works.

Hell Sweet Home series part 2 (slice of life Hannigram in Hell): first part is up and has been for a while, and part 2 is currently in progress, though there's not much yet. not too focused on this one tbh, so don't expect an update anytime soon. will eventually write more though, just need to get the bigger stuff done first.

hannigram drabbles: just a place to put my tumblr drabbles, will update infrequently depending on when i can get requests done (currently have two with one in progress)

Ascensionism (alien invasion au where Hannibal is an alien and brings about the extinction of humanity and takes Will as his mate): chapter 3 is in progress and so is chapter 4 but there's a huge gap between them so i'm currently finishing chapter 3.

in the maw (drider Hannibal/incubus Will porn): chapter 3 is in progress, but not very much yet.

hannigram one shots series: all fics that aren't multichaptered go in this series, and they're posted infrequently when i find the time to finish them.

brain damage (alien abduction au): chapter 2 is posted and chapter three is in progress

parasite (alien invasion au with Hannibal as a bee alien): chapter 1 is posted and the second is being worked on, will only be two chapters

be still, my restless heart (vampire hunter Will/vampire Hannibal au): three chapters are posted and the fourth is being worked on.