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Bastard Bass Player   

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HIATUS NOTICE

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Oi Muds, when you're out shopping, d'you fink you could get me a box 'a rubbers??

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       “Ah…2D, My dear friend… Of course not”

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“Whatever happens is practically your choice, then,”

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  “That’s NOTHING, I could shoot the antenna of an ᵃᶰᵗ 100 meters away!!”

Indie semi-selective Yasopp written by Jon. Banner credit @pachinkko // Ellie!

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"WHY YOU LITTLE- YOU BETTER MARRY HER OR I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A SCISSOR!!!"

@guitxrist

“DON’T TOUCH STU JUNIOR!!”

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Noodle suddenly smirked devilishly. “Don’t cut it off. I like it quite a bit. Quite attached to it in…certain situations.”

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"You're not helping much,"

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"WHY YOU LITTLE- YOU BETTER MARRY HER OR I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A SCISSOR!!!"

@guitxrist

“DON’T TOUCH STU JUNIOR!!”

[little-shark-memes]

The 49th icon in your folder is your muse’s face when they get asked out by their crush.

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I LOVE YOU 2D YOU PRECIOUS BOY!!!

[brittsmemes]

Send me “ I love you. “ and I will post an icon displaying my muses reaction to your muse saying this to them

[mind--master]

When a character’s backstory is completely horrific and/or tragic but it explains a lot about their behavior and personality

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Continued from (HERE) with @thabaff

After a loud thud, another thud, and a yelp he rolled onto his stomach, rubbing his head where Murdoc had hit him.  “S-sorry Murdoc-” The words obviously went in one ear and out the other as he started to push himself back up. His thoughts were on diffusing the situation. “I just didn’t see the- uh-” Surprisingly the floor was clear, at least in the area he fell at. “I just didn’t see you-  I didn’t fink you’d be that close-” 2-D tensed himself, as if to brace for another blow.

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@nuudoru Liked for a starter

“Noodle, if Murdoc were to try and cut my willy off, you would stop ‘im right??” It was one of those questions 2-D just asked when he was bored, with close to no substance. The only reason he asked was cause he knew sooner or later it would have to happen, whether or not the rest of the band was around.

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bitchidivine:

        On her end, she barely flinches, a sturdy bitch she is after all. Her eyes send a look that captures something cocky yet still lighthearted, she isn’t peeved nor mad, but certainly is quite unsatisfied by the choice of words.   

She puffs like peacock, really, a flamboyant bird. Haha, peacock…cock…nice.

“DUDE WHAT? You gotta be fuckin’ blind or something then, ‘cause just how the hell do you not see ME?”

It wasn’t hard to see the dissatisfaction in her features, so he slapped a similar look of malaise mixed with quite a bit of confusion on his own face. Okay, so, considering the situation closely with only a few moments to make up his mind, he decided to see exactly how terrible a flirt he is.

“Uhh.. You’re so hot I had to look away to avoid getting burned?” Not bad 2-D, but the fact that you made it a question may not be the best choice.. Oh whatever..

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aerosight:

“Oh, you’re a performer too?” Astrid smiled as she flashed him a bright smile as she began to walk, a bit of a bounce in her step as she went. “I don’t play or sing at all, but I dance onstage quite a bit. And you do have a pretty cool look to ya, so I guess it makes sense that you’d be the frontman. That’s not a bad thing, is it?”

“Not wif’ any otha’ band... Well, maybe especially wif’ this band. I get food and shelter and sometimes I get washed up on the coast of Mexico but at least I got a free ride back...” He took quite a few less steps, considering he had much longer legs than the other, as he mulled some of it over. “I-I guess I am a performer.” He didn’t like the sound of the word, that much was obvious.

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❝… !!! ❞

she can’t believe it. it’s 2d. she’s so excited that she keeps rocking on her heels & looking at him. how she was ever so lucky ??? she needs to say something. anything. she can’t let this moment pass her by !!

❝ i love you !!! ❞

oh no. the weight of embarrassment has never been so heavy.

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At the sound of the woman’s voice he turned his head to stare. If he was mistaken, it’d be worse for her than it was for him.  He was right, of course, and she had that look of self-embarrassment he recognized so well. 2-D couldn’t help but feel bad for her, with all these people around... It wouldn’t hurt him so much to help ease the embarrassment.

“Oh, i-it’s you again.. Mind comin’ over ‘ere?” Just play it off like you know her, Stu.

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@aerosight

During one of his scheduled escapes from the clutches of the band known as a walk he followed along the broken sidewalks, paranoid avoiding the cracks for seemingly no reason. Little to his attention, he was walking down an unfamiliar road, and had taken a few wrong turns. Luckily, his memory of what street he was on hadn’t quite disappeared and just as luckily, he saw a woman walking down the same sidewalk. Woah! What a coincidence! Just as they were about to walk past each other he stopped and tried to get her attention. “Uuuh, ‘ay i’m a bit lost, you see, a-and uuh,,” His words stopped there, as he immediately forgot what he was doing talking to strangers. Let’s just hope she payed enough attention to that first line he spoke.

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“Eh?” Astrid was quick to look up when someone began speaking to her, gold eyes flicking over to the taller as she just managed to catch what he said and offered him a kind smile. It was pretty easy to get lost in this part of town, but luckily, she’d lived on these streets all her life. She knew her way around.

“Lost? Oh, don’t worry! Just tell me where you wanna go and I’ll point ya in the right direction. Heh…nice hair, by the way,” Astrid remarked with a bit of a smirk, her own hair dyed a deep blue.

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He was glad to see that she was human, in the sense that, she wasn't ignoring him or walking away. A detour would be useful if she would walk with him, considering he would spend the next 20 hours with only Murdoc and his victims of kidnapping. "It's uhh... It's on Boardman street, but if you could I'd much prefer you to walk wiff me. I'm no good wiff directions," He seemed not to notice the last comment until a few moments later when he replied, "Fanks, I hear it everyday but I guess its the reason I'm the front man of this shitty band."

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@aerosight

During one of his scheduled escapes from the clutches of the band known as a walk he followed along the broken sidewalks, paranoid avoiding the cracks for seemingly no reason. Little to his attention, he was walking down an unfamiliar road, and had taken a few wrong turns. Luckily, his memory of what street he was on hadn’t quite disappeared and just as luckily, he saw a woman walking down the same sidewalk. Woah! What a coincidence! Just as they were about to walk past each other he stopped and tried to get her attention. “Uuuh, ‘ay i’m a bit lost, you see, a-and uuh,,” His words stopped there, as he immediately forgot what he was doing talking to strangers. Let’s just hope she payed enough attention to that first line he spoke.

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After a small absent-minded bump into some, probably unsuspecting victim he stopped dead in his tracks and flinched, before noticing it to only be a woman. And, thankfully, not Murdoc.

“Oh, sorry there, miss, din’t see what I was doin’ there.”