"Measure Twice, Cut Once." "Repeat ad nauseam"

A divergent RP blog for Jin Bubaigawara, Aka: Twice of the League of Villains. Semi Selective. Adult themes such as Violence/Gore/Adult Sexual Themes maybe be present, Reader Desecration is Advised.

[duxlscreendecay]

[twice-is-double-trouble]

Kicks a clone around the corner with a hand open and ready for that crispy handshake.  “Put ‘er there pal!” “Ashes to ashes in the name of friendship!”

[hellfirexandxashes]

“Oh fuck I lost two Nomus…I’m sure everything will be fine.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“I’m heading for the hills.” “You’re gonna get COOKED, bro!”

[hellfirexandxashes]

“If you wanted to cuddle, all you had to do was ask instead of sneaking in like a creeper.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“When you’re cold on the inside, cuddle something warm on the outside!” “I can’t help it that you need hearing aids!”

[dualscreendxcay]

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh everything I touch dies.” 

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“That’s not true! You don’t kill the air!” “Yeah, you ever seen dust particles move?”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“Huh, wonder where Dabi went? Normally he’s already tryin’ ta shove chapstick in Shig’s gob with Toga by now.” “Maybe he popped a staple or walked too close to a junkyard magnet. That’s one way to fly!”

[suolakeke]

[hellfirexandxashes]

“Pft you kids and your Hanahaki disease….There’s a simple cure y’know. Hell even I’ve had the surgery once.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“So, I suspect the surgery was a success?” “Crushes are so juvenile, I want one.” 

[crownedxwithxthorns]

@twice-is-double-trouble

“So…Will any mask work for you Twice? Because I have just the thing for you…” Does Twice really want to know what Izzy had hidden behind his back?

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“You’ll forgive me if I’m picky, right? Izzy my boy?” “If it’s gimp mask, we’re smacking you.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

Just a thought. How would you feel if your brother had a body of his own?

“Brother? Oh, hmm. Allow me to explain something here. That’s no brother, that’s me! My head is unfortunately home to two! You know what they say, two minds are better than one!” “We’re a package deal, pal. He can’t be rid of me. I’m his backbone, his bravery, his will not suck the joy outta his life. I keep things going smoothly. Otherwise...he’d be a doormat and pushover.” 

[twice-is-double-trouble]

You two are cute! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

“Oh? Thank you!” “He said two? HEHE. He gets it.”

[hellfirexandxashes]

twice-is-double-trouble:

“Leave that to me! That’s one of my best talents!” “We’re screwed. Pretty isn’t a word we’d pick for us.”

“Aww don’t be such a downer Twice. You’re easily one of the League’s more attractive members. I certainly think so.” Dabi admits, a cheeky grin morphing in place of his playful one. “You should have more confidence, on both fronts. It goes a long way.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“That’s not as easy as you think. It’s sweet of you to have that kind of image in mind of me, Dabi. But let’s face it, beauty is only for the important people.” “We’re not that important. If anything we’re semi-important and therefore not bottom of muddy boot ugly.”

[cini-s-deactivated20190513]

@twice-is-double-trouble continued from x

“Ask me if I give a shit!” He hissed loudly. If there was one thing Dabi didn’t care about was whether or not to use the front door. Twice was lucky it was only a pebble he threw and not something heavier that would break the window. He wasn’t in the mood.

“Ya got any extra cigarettes laying around? I’m trying really hard not to fucking lose it, nor go and buy some.”

He really didn’t want to deal with the public or the local street punks. And if he didn’t have at least some nicotine he was close to imploding.

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“Are ya low on cash or somethin’? I don’t mind you bummin’ them off me for a few. Come on up, I’ll unlock for ya.” “Get some hussle on, also we don’t smoke those menthol sticks. Hope you like the taste of TAR.”

[onexscalyxboi]

@twice-is-double-trouble

“Twice! Check out this cool shirt I got a hold of.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“That looks great! It suits your figure wonderfully!” “...What a fanboy! It needs something extra, like flames!”

[b-awareotakuicons]

Twice from Boku no Hero Academia manga icons 

[moonturtle6]

twice as a hero?

@vic-liangYES.

[hellfirexandxashes]

twice-is-double-trouble:

“How do we even know these kids have a tv that old? Tube tvs have been outta make for a while. That might be something we can’t do, sadly.” “We can however move one of the toilets into the fridge’s place! Eat shit U.A!”

The toilet idea catches Dabi completely off guard despite their similar brand of humor, and the heavily scarred man actually genuinely laughs at the joke, his stitches stretching because of the action. “Yeah Twice, we’ll leave them a toilet in return. Maybe we could even get some spray paint and write ‘Endeavor did it’ on the wall or something.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“Highly unlikely the calling card for that pro is needed. It’s a high school, one of those poor kids will take the wrap for it. Most than likely the one we tried to recruit.” “That blonde sparklier with a face! Wait, ain’t he the one puttin’ a ring on your bro? Eeesh, should had him talk him to our side!” 

[hellfirexandxashes]

twice-is-double-trouble:

“OH yes! I remember! I don’t need reminding. Count on me in! Your little brother will have a house fit for a king when we’re finished!” “If these loser kids don’t have booze, wine coolers at least, in that fridge they are growing up WRONG.”

“If we’re talking about royalty, I’d say my brother is more like a princess. As for the alcohol, what can I say? Not everyone can have amazing role models like us around. We should steal the fridge, but leave a little something behind in that case. Now, we gotta decide on what else we have to steal. Definitely a sofa, no leopard print. A bed, and just because we’re cool like that, a television. But one of those old, box-like ones. Old school.”

[twice-is-double-trouble]

“How do we even know these kids have a tv that old? Tube tvs have been outta make for a while. That might be something we can’t do, sadly.” “We can however move one of the toilets into the fridge’s place! Eat shit U.A!”