I have died

[zillazumi]

thinking about charlisle can't stop thinking about charlisle if charlisle has no fans i am dead i love you charl–

[volturialice]

STOP talking shit about the cullens!

carlisle is COMPASSIONATE

esme is KIND

alice is CHEERFUL

emmett is FUN

edwin

jasper is SKILLED

rosalie is SMART

[patrick-stewart]

Twilight (2008) but it’s just the parts I quote all the time (1/?)

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

Guys I moved to a new town and did not meet 5 pale strangers, 1 of which reacting with volatile rage at my presence. Love really is dead.

[patrick-stewart]

Twilight (2008) but it’s just the parts I quote all the time (1/?)

[ato-dato]

There’s a new doctor in town and Charlie doesn’t know how to feel about that

[deadlilmoon]

-So you come here often? -I work here

[classicpalladium]

my friend sent me this

[forkswashington]

[waifgirlininternet]

[railmerosalie]

*Edward and Bella about to happily get married*

Jacob: hey Bella, is this dude bothering you ??

[railmerosalie]

Smyers thinly veiled misogyny when it comes to female characters and their deaths

Rosalie: brutally raped, left for dead and bleeding out

Alice: institutionalised, isolated, shaved and given electric shock therapy

Esme: tried committing suicide after her husband domestically abused her, also lost her child

Bella: ripped apart from childbirth as resources tore her way out of Bella's body

Edward: the flu

[asexualmisconduct]

[twilight-shitposting]

dance battle

[tapedeckheart]

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[oldinterneticons]

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline