Twilight Archive

Archiving the Twilight Renaissance Vasya || gay || consumed by the renaissance since 2018 main: @twilightprophet

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[yeehaw-vampire]

The real reason why Alice didn’t already have a Porche and Edward had to buy her one is because she prioritizes watching the future over watching the road so she just repeatedly crashes luxury cars into fences, buildings, and lamp posts when the visions get too juicy.

[tiny-alice-cullen]

Not just driving, Alice repeatedly crashes into things while she’s walking. Fences, buildings, lamp posts, walls, people (Jasper)

And most of the time she crashes through and just keeps on walking without noticing

[yeehaw-vampire]

Exactly! It’s why Jasper’s always linking arms w her at school like it’s 1890 and he’s escorting her to the town ball.

It’s just awkward because she jumps around dancing and doing acrobatics when she isn’t getting visions, so there’s really no inbetween.

[yeehaw-vampire]

Also please consider Alice caught up in a vision and Jasper too distracted by his own thirst for blood to properly route them away from stationary objects, so he just walks them straight into a wall. Emmett never lets them live it down and it sparks a new slew of rumors about the Cullens.

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[ultward]

my favorite twilight fun fact™ is that when alice and jasper moved in they made edward live in the garage

[ultward]

it wasn’t even like they asked him either which is why it’s so funny, he was out hunting with emmett and when he got home two new people were living in his room and everything he owned had been put into the garage

what were The Garage Years like

[jessicasstanleys-blog]

“They won’t eat me, right?” “it will be okay”

[opinionatedtwihard]

When men make fun of Twilight it's such a turn-off. He makes fun of it because he associates it with femininity and society allows him to judge it without seeking to understand it. I make fun of it because it, while being hella entertaining, is also an unhinged mormon stay-at-home-mom's self-insert fantasy. We are not the same.

[vienguinn]

Phases of Bella Swan but the new-born-vampire was my favorite 💙

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[rainbow-femme]

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

[vintrage]

born to smoke weed in the woods together forced into a supernatural love triangle

[katie-huon]

POV: ur a Forks high school teacher forced to meet with the uncannily pretty local cult leader, and his wife, to discuss their kids’ grades🧛‍♀️

Carlisle and Esme at a parent teacher conference. Thank you to my patrons who voted for this concept.

[katie-huon]

Headcanon where Esme offers to tag along w Rosalie to her revenge appointment as moral support. She brings cleaning supplies just in case things accidentally turn messy. 🩸

[irlplasticlamb]

twilight, again. another ending. no matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

prints + get a tee with my design and have 5% of the proceeds donated to medical aid for palestinians + commissions info pinned to profile :)

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[juneflowerautumn]

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

[vienguinn]

Just wanted to redraw some scenes from twilight saga ✨

(This pic actually been on my phone for soooo long idk who’s the original creator of this meme lmaoo 😭)

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?