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“…sometimes i just can’t believe you happened”

zivistardust

Brendon is trying to be normal about you and his crush on you, but when you start complaining about how the guy your dating isn’t attentive enough to one of the other girls in the department he starts to feel his blood pressure rise.

When you fucking excuse it, rationalizing with the idea that “he works so much” he finally snaps.

“What does he do?” He asks, startling you.

“Uh- sales?”

He laughs meanly.

“If I was lucky enough to be the guy dating you, I’d always ask how your day is, no matter how many surgeries I have. He’s not that busy. He’s just a fucking loser. And you deserve better.”

wtf was that?

twilightz0nes

ugh i love this so so much!! he’d be such a snob:

“he’s overwhelmed?” he laughs, feeling your half arsed shove on his arm and ignoring your pleas for him to stop. “no, i won’t stop laughing. this is comical. seriously, it’s ludicrous. it’s not like he’s selling houses or cars, the man sells paper-”

“-stationary. he successfully sells a variety of stationary, including laminators.”

“oh laminators how exotic.”

“i’ll have you know brendon, laminators are the sexiest stationary there is.” you say, but you can’t help your voice cracking slightly as the laugh you’d been repressing escapes.

#brendon park x reader #the pitt x reader #brendon park

i fear this is becoming a fic

should brendon have a son or daughter? i feel like he’d have a chubby baby boy with bright blue eyes

#single dad!brendon park #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #fanfiction #x reader #brendon park x reader

more babysitting by today ugh baby fever and ovulating all at once ugh what a wreck

single dad!brendon park WHO

#single dad!brendon park #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader

i feel like gym bro brendon and reader met at the gym, idc if it’s on the nose, it’s just how it happened, okay-

reader had an off peak membership so is there at 2 am on a thursday. brendon’s there bc he picked up a half shift for a colleague and didn’t want to ruin his routine (steven bartlett core but without the 3 glasses of wine)

#tell me you understand ‘2 glasses of wine ruined 3 days of my life’#and ‘i couldn’t podcast properly’#will never not clown on steven bartlett #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #gym bro!brendon park #brendon park #park the shark

what kinks do we think dad!bf brendon park has (besides a daddy kink ofc)

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #dad!bf brendon park #brendon park x reader #brendon park #park the shark

gym bro brendon park HATES cardio but does it. “it’s good for you.”

he hates celery but eats it. “you don’t have to like food to eat it.” FREAK.

#and i love him for it #gym bro!brendon park #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #brendon park #park the shark

baby fever going wild bc i was babysitting the other day and i NEED brendon park to have a chubby chunk of a baby babbling and pulling my hair and slobbering and i need him to knock me up

#dad!bf brendon park #literally this time lol #park the shark #he can park his shark in me #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #brendon park

brendon park can manhandle me all he wants

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #brendon park #dad!bf brendon park

brendon park with a biter gf. when she’s drunk she’ll just chomp for the love of the game on his arms.

biter gf hates when he goes on a cut. he’s harder to bite.

pro bulk!biter!reader.

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #the pitt x you #dad!bf brendon park #brendon park x reader #brendon park #park the shark

too shy to start a pilates class but i do some at home BUT imagining if i did bc these thoughts have kickstarted gym bro bf brendon park who is just massive and will eat boiled eggs to up his protein when he’s realised he’s not hit his goal

i love boiled eggs sm this isn’t even insulting i’d eat like 5 a day if i could

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #dad!bf brendon park #brendon park #brendon park x reader

dad!bf jack abbot is just so unbelievably scrummy to me — same with dad!bf brendon park it’s just 👅👅👅👅

i have so many thoughts and no motivation to write a fic or even headcannons so i might just pop out with a few thoughts every now and again

#dad!bf jack abbot #dad!bf brendon park #the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #jack abbot x reader #jack abbot #the pitt x reader #fanfiction #x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #brendon park

zivistardust

Brendon, who thinks his new girlfriend is soooo chill and low maintenance and no stress until he realizes she’s been hiding her every little mental breakdown from him because she’s like her has such a hard job he doesn’t need more stress.

brendon parks’s controversially young gf doing a medical degree like biomed in uni and hating every second of anatomy.

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #fanfiction #x reader #the pitt x you #brendon park #brendon park x reader #park the shark

brendon’s controversially young uni gf would have PERFECT attendance. she’d go to everything. hungover? yes. still drunk bc it’s a 9am lecture and she got home at 6am? yes.

she’d nap during the online lectures though. and she would scroll on reels during the really boring ones but 👏 she’d 👏 be 👏 there 👏

i’ve been to over 100 lectures this year. fallen asleep in 5? 2 of those have in fact been in person but i was in the back. 100% attendance baby

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #the pitt x reader #x reader #fanfiction #the pitt x you #brendon park x reader #brendon park #park the shark

twilightz0nes

brendon park watching his much younger girlfriend drink an entire bottle of wine and many shots of vodka while getting ready for pres.

after she leaves, the next time she sees him is after about 10 misc shots, 5 jägerbombs and a few double vodkas and buzzballs. he buys her a greasy burger from the dodgy kebab shop she visits after every night out at 3am

this is what i drank last friday and basically what i’m gonna drink tonight. already half way through the wine - ahead of schedule. i say it’s always time to party hard 😌

twilightz0nes

he does make sure she drinks a fuck tonne of water. and eat before hand.

he never gives her hangxiety bc he’s angelic and it would be horrid. unless she says something important that he can’t not mention he’ll just move on lol

twilightz0nes

he would also make sure she took her contacts out… bc i didn’t. i woke up not knowing how i got into bed, can’t remember a damn thing and had to try and get my contacts out. but i knew i looked damn hot.

he would laugh softly at her. he’d make sure she had her phone, keys and id and as long as she was okay, that was enough until she got some sleep.

#the pitt #the pitt fanfiction #fanfiction #x reader #brendon park #brendon park x reader #park the shark

twilightz0nes

brendon park watching his much younger girlfriend drink an entire bottle of wine and many shots of vodka while getting ready for pres.

after she leaves, the next time she sees him is after about 10 misc shots, 5 jägerbombs and a few double vodkas and buzzballs. he buys her a greasy burger from the dodgy kebab shop she visits after every night out at 3am

this is what i drank last friday and basically what i’m gonna drink tonight. already half way through the wine - ahead of schedule. i say it’s always time to party hard 😌

twilightz0nes

he does make sure she drinks a fuck tonne of water. and eat before hand.

he never gives her hangxiety bc he’s angelic and it would be horrid. unless she says something important that he can’t not mention he’ll just move on lol

#the pitt x reader #the pitt show #the pitt hbo #the pitt x you #brendon park #brendon park x reader #park the shark

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