[electronicmail]

what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

[electronicmail]

im no longer responsible for myself. I am free because i am contained. oooh eighteen dollar sandwich dont mind if i do

[katara]

i am begging you to reblog

i hate having to ask for help once again but i can't even buy food for myself and my family lately, we've got many bills to pay on utilities and i currently have no job, we're truly desperate! please if you can spare something even less than a dollar it would mean the world to us! if you can't donate please just reblog this post!

paypal  |  kofi

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

[calocera]

knights of the round table

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[lilllium]

—Kitchen Mckeown, from Outbreaks

[webcomicname]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Trying to help spread the word

[shinraalpha]

"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

[godlessondheimite]

[fluffmugger]

#so did they miss the part where gatsby ends up floating dead in a pool and all the miserable deaths in wuthering heights#or did they miss that because there weren’t any chapters titled In Which The Sinners Are Punished For Their Errors#like. even if you require explicit moral instruction from literature it’s pretty hard to miss the comeuppance in those.

[bigdyke]

this was literally two posts below this one

[omegaverse]

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

[omegaverse]

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

[omegaverse]

corn on the cock. i hate it here

[omegaverse]

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

i dont want wholesome nonbinary characters give that motherfucker a gun

[trr3rr]

[spyderverse]

[versacies]

FAT DUDES

= HOT

[carloskaplan]

Alexey Kondakov

[bunjywunjy]

Do you know any kinds of cells with really funky internal structures?

mm probably this one!

it's Valonia ventricosa (also called bubble algae or sailor's eyeballs) and that whole mess is, in fact, a single cell.

and because this one cell is so damn huge, it contains multiple nucleuses and billions upon billions of individual chloroplasts.

go ahead and stick this thing under a microscope, I dare you.

but the really bonkers part... is that in order to reproduce, these fucking things undergo mitosis just like any other cell.

sure am glad I don't have to deal with that!

[tigermolk]

Imagine having a whole cell for a pet and telling your friends about it

[sovietpostcards]

“Bountiful Lake” by Vladimir Pshenichnikov (1972)