Twink Shadow

he/they (rp blog. feel free to ask me questions!)

[twink-shadow]

'Tis I, Twink Shadow (The Ward?)

(you may also call me star; shadow; the ward.)

You may ask me questions on this blog. My main: @edgyhedgie

Things you should probably know:

ABSOLUTELY NO NSFW photos, videos, etc.

2. I will, occasionally, swear.

3. Sometimes, if a conversation intrigues me, I will draw it out (the art tag is #chao draws).

4. I will allow discussions on blood and gore, but only on a literary (verbal) level.

5. Sonadow is canon here.

6. No bullying. If I myself offend anyone, PLEASE TELL ME SO THAT I MAY RECTIFY MY ACTIONS; I TRY NOT TO BE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

7. Points will be added to this list as is necessary.

[twink-shadow]

You

Are

OLDDDDD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

stares at my hands

I am.... old.............

[twink-shadow]

How does it feel to be the only Twink/butch/femme from all your friends alive rn

A bit depressing, but I always knew that this is how it would be.

As an immortal being, I have been forced from a young age to reckon with the fact that all of those whom I have known throughout my life will die-- leaving me alone for the rest of eternity.

[milloumi-deactivated20260521]

Varying quality WIPs of my yurinadow AU

[twink-shadow]

It's Christmas time!! Do you celebrate Christmas?

I don't really celebrate Christmas so much as I get dragged to holiday parties by Sonic and Rouge. They are..... Enjoyable. We get each other presents.

I do celebrate Hanukkah, though.

[askthehedgehogs]

I ate a rock

Me too, you ain’t special.

[wild-sticks-badger]

Yeah, so have I. Tastes fine when you’re desperate.

[askthehedgehogs]

Sometimes you just gotta put rocks in your mouth. Sticks gets it.

[askthewachowskifam]

I mean, I licked the Master Emerald does that count?

[askthehedgehogs]

Who hasn't?

I haven't.

[ask-prower]

I haven’t, either! I did poison myself with hot dog water and canned chili, though!

[sobbing. thanks]

[twink-shadow]

The Ultimate Twink nods, solemnly.

"That's tough. But personally, I've found the Master Emerald tastes like snickers."

[twink-shadow]

ok have you ever ated bugs

i personally like worms cuz if i get enough i can put them in a bowl and pretend they're noodles

Yes, I've eaten bugs.

My favourite are probably dried crickets. They're crunchy, almost on par with coffee beans- better than a trail mix.

There are, surprisingly, many ways to eat them too- Sonic once showed me these delicious cricket flour cookies that you can get on Christmas island. They have almost a nutty, earthy taste. I highly recommend.

As for worms, I am... Unsure. I have never eaten them, but I have been wanting to try mealworms for quite some time. I hear they are quite good when cooked or fried. I would not eat them raw, though, as they are prone to carrying parasites. Please do not eat raw worms.

[twink-shadow]

what about glitter glue?

No, I have not eaten glitter glue.

Is it... worse?

[twink-shadow]

have you ever ate glue

Yes, unfortunately. It was unpleasant, at the time- especially since I was not fully in control of my own body.

The only person who could fix it was Sonic- and he needed to pin my wings before my dumb hindbrain self finally settled down enough to let him clean it out of my teeth.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Would one of you mind keeping an eye on Comet for me tonight?

[twink-shadow]

of course.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Ah. I should’ve guessed.

I never go to GUN headquarters anymore. I promised myself I’d never get myself involved with them again. I especially don’t trust them around my cat.

However, if you’re offering what I think you are… I’ll make an exception. Just this once. We’ll just… have to take precautions.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. The blood transfusions will occur over the course of several months.

Tell no one- except perhaps Rouge, or a trusted loved one, for security purposes. She knows everything already.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Wh-what- hey, no. Won’t that hurt her?

[twink-shadow]

Our blood is literally all-purpose. I've spent years joining my craft. Sonic is already immortal, although I don't think he knows it yet- it's too early to see the signs quite yet, and I'm planning on crossing that bridge when we get to it. As is my chao, and my two cats.

So, no, the blood transfusions will not hurt her- unless your cat has any medical conditions that I am not aware of? Does she have any allergies, perhaps, or an anti immune disorder? Any heart problems? I need to know these things so that the operation goes as smoothly as possible, if you are to go through with it.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…I see. No, she doesn’t have any conditions.

[twink-shadow]

That is ideal. Will I see you at noon, then?

Of course, there is some paperwork to fill out as a patient to ensure your safety, but otherwise, you are prepared?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

As prepared as I can be, I suppose.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. I will see you in... ah. it's eleven o'clock. We talked for a while.

I will see you in an hour?

If you'd like, you can get your cat and we can probably just set up now.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

I'd prefer to wait an hour, if you don't mind.

[twink-shadow]

That's no problem. I'll leave you to your cat.

*skates away, waves*

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Ah. I should’ve guessed.

I never go to GUN headquarters anymore. I promised myself I’d never get myself involved with them again. I especially don’t trust them around my cat.

However, if you’re offering what I think you are… I’ll make an exception. Just this once. We’ll just… have to take precautions.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. The blood transfusions will occur over the course of several months.

Tell no one- except perhaps Rouge, or a trusted loved one, for security purposes. She knows everything already.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Wh-what- hey, no. Won’t that hurt her?

[twink-shadow]

Our blood is literally all-purpose. I've spent years joining my craft. Sonic is already immortal, although I don't think he knows it yet- it's too early to see the signs quite yet, and I'm planning on crossing that bridge when we get to it. As is my chao, and my two cats.

So, no, the blood transfusions will not hurt her- unless your cat has any medical conditions that I am not aware of? Does she have any allergies, perhaps, or an anti immune disorder? Any heart problems? I need to know these things so that the operation goes as smoothly as possible, if you are to go through with it.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…I see. No, she doesn’t have any conditions.

[twink-shadow]

That is ideal. Will I see you at noon, then?

Of course, there is some paperwork to fill out as a patient to ensure your safety, but otherwise, you are prepared?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

As prepared as I can be, I suppose.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. I will see you in... ah. it's eleven o'clock. We talked for a while.

I will see you in an hour?

If you'd like, you can get your cat and we can probably just set up now.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Ah. I should’ve guessed.

I never go to GUN headquarters anymore. I promised myself I’d never get myself involved with them again. I especially don’t trust them around my cat.

However, if you’re offering what I think you are… I’ll make an exception. Just this once. We’ll just… have to take precautions.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. The blood transfusions will occur over the course of several months.

Tell no one- except perhaps Rouge, or a trusted loved one, for security purposes. She knows everything already.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Wh-what- hey, no. Won’t that hurt her?

[twink-shadow]

Our blood is literally all-purpose. I've spent years joining my craft. Sonic is already immortal, although I don't think he knows it yet- it's too early to see the signs quite yet, and I'm planning on crossing that bridge when we get to it. As is my chao, and my two cats.

So, no, the blood transfusions will not hurt her- unless your cat has any medical conditions that I am not aware of? Does she have any allergies, perhaps, or an anti immune disorder? Any heart problems? I need to know these things so that the operation goes as smoothly as possible, if you are to go through with it.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…I see. No, she doesn’t have any conditions.

[twink-shadow]

That is ideal. Will I see you at noon, then?

Of course, there is some paperwork to fill out as a patient to ensure your safety, but otherwise, you are prepared?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Ah. I should’ve guessed.

I never go to GUN headquarters anymore. I promised myself I’d never get myself involved with them again. I especially don’t trust them around my cat.

However, if you’re offering what I think you are… I’ll make an exception. Just this once. We’ll just… have to take precautions.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. The blood transfusions will occur over the course of several months.

Tell no one- except perhaps Rouge, or a trusted loved one, for security purposes. She knows everything already.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Wh-what- hey, no. Won’t that hurt her?

[twink-shadow]

Our blood is literally all-purpose. I've spent years joining my craft. Sonic is already immortal, although I don't think he knows it yet- it's too early to see the signs quite yet, and I'm planning on crossing that bridge when we get to it. As is my chao, and my two cats.

So, no, the blood transfusions will not hurt her- unless your cat has any medical conditions that I am not aware of? Does she have any allergies, perhaps, or an anti immune disorder? Any heart problems? I need to know these things so that the operation goes as smoothly as possible, if you are to go through with it.

[ldhedgehog]

headcanon mobians do go into hibernation but not all the time. Sonic has never hibernated once in his life since he never felt safe enough. Now that feels very safe and secure around Shadow , his body is starting to finally allow itself to hibernate.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Ah. I should’ve guessed.

I never go to GUN headquarters anymore. I promised myself I’d never get myself involved with them again. I especially don’t trust them around my cat.

However, if you’re offering what I think you are… I’ll make an exception. Just this once. We’ll just… have to take precautions.

[twink-shadow]

Perfect. The blood transfusions will occur over the course of several months.

Tell no one- except perhaps Rouge, or a trusted loved one, for security purposes. She knows everything already.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Okay hypothetically speaking if I buy lavender plants, put them inside, and Comet eats them will she get sick

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

dw bro it’s gonna make her immortal

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…Is that a real thing?

[thesonicever-deactivated2025062]

yeah totally. you gotta believe me

[asktheultimatelifeform]

That’s… kind of a relief, actually.

I can’t imagine letting her go.

[twink-shadow]

shadow, come here. i must tell you something. that paint will not make comet immortal. sonic is just messing with you.

...however. *inches closer, whispers in your ear*

Meet me behind GUN headquarters at high noon. Bring Comet.