I want a pistachio so bad. if anyone is looking for someone to bribe I really want a pistachio. I can do tattling I can do theft I can do taking the blame etc
YOU ARE THE REASON
sheepfilms
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Keni
Jules of Nature
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle

#extradirty

if i look back, i am lost
todays bird

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe

Product Placement
Claire Keane
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever

Love Begins

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@twinkbitchiero
I want a pistachio so bad. if anyone is looking for someone to bribe I really want a pistachio. I can do tattling I can do theft I can do taking the blame etc
Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
NOT MY ART
MCR AS HEATHERS!!!
source: @Hanximor0206 on Twitter
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
2006
Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.
i'm begging you to let sleeping dogs lie..... my followers are so woke that they gang stalk people and force-transition them .... i know yr just a sweet little baby who needed daddys attention so you message me because you think i'm beautiful like henry cavill. i appreciated it at the time but mon cher, there are scary monsters who like my band... They've probably already doxxed you in a furry barista reddit thread. i know yr in my dms, begging me to make them stop, i just don't have the bandwidth right now to be yr savior. The easiest thing to do now is just chill and hope these viscous purple haired animals who love my band forget about it.
oh cool they'll ban a trans woman for breathing but you can buy ad space to run full ass antisemitic world government conspiracies
propaganda on my dash
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?
tony soprano privacy rights activist
thought this was about cookie clicker
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
gasp
GASP
Somebody tell every pizza place that charges 3-4 dollars extra for gluten free crust