BARK

hi welcome to my evil fucking blog

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AA: hey check it out its your favorite evil minion or whatever the fuck!

AA: names knife

AA: hows it goin out there in the multiverse?

AA: other versions of me dont interact btw. you guys kinda suck severely and its embarrassing if im being honest

((impulsively created ask blog for a maybe-doomed, questionably canon alt timeline in the worlds silliest homestuck fan session 👍 will answer questions + send questions to myself at my leisure. the answers will usually be drawn, but i am not averse to roleplay, especially with friends uwu

my pronouns are they/he. knifes are they/them. minervas are they/them also. eristas (the fuchsiablood) are she/they, and anise uses she/her. will upd8 if any more characters show up. thamk you :3))

mostly this is just for me and said friends but feel free 2 join the bullshit. dont expect high quality art tho there will probably be a lot of boring static nothing poses and a lack of backgrounds <3 its about the lore ok. and is just 4 fun no stress ^-^;;

if youre gonna send asks please try to make them questions about the lore/characters or stuff that progresses the plot, otherwise its kind of hard to figure out a response!! also, there are sometimes asks from characters featured on the blog, but those are from my gf please dont rp them yourself OTL

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MIN: ANISE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ANISEBOT: -_-

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MIN: ruh roh raggy

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MIN: wanna hear about this crazy dream i just had??

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AA: im on the right path now

AA: does it really matter how i got there?

AA: theres no point in looking back.

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KNIFE: why is being evil so fucking hard??

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ERISTA: (... A word of advic=, Mars.)

ERISTA: (This can't always b= th= solution.)

ERISTA: ("=vil minion" or not, you'r= not going to g=t v=ry far if you k==p running from your probl=ms.)

ERISTA: (I sugg=st that you k==p your =motions in ch=ck going forward.)

ERISTA: (Can I trust you to do that?)

KNIFE: ...

KNIFE: you can.

ERISTA: (Good.)

ERISTA: (Tak= th=m to LOSAC.)

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MIN: lol im just waiting for both of you to blink at the same time

MIN: besides whats in it for me

MIN: ill only cooperate if im king on new earth :3

Knife looks uncomfortable.

KNIFE: uh...

KNIFE: no i dont think thats gonna happen

KNIFE: (seriously is there a reason you cant put them to sleep)

ERISTA: (...)

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MIN: haha. what

MIN: have you considered asking like a normal person

MIN: im just gonna disappear until you learn how to do th

ERISTA: (You ar=n't going anywh=r=.)

Erista's gaze is piercing. They stare, unblinking, in an attempt to keep Min from slipping away.

ERISTA: (Don't tak= your =y=s off of th=m, Mars.)

KNIFE: ...

KNIFE: you do know that i physically have to blink right

KNIFE: cant you just knock em out with your freaky mind powers so we can haul em off to echidna

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MIN: hey man ...... MIN: can you let me go haha.............. MIN: and can i get your ssn as like. MIN: an apology :3

Knife turns their head, but they don't make eye contact.

KNIFE: no.

KNIFE: this isnt a joke, minerva

KNIFE: and youre not getting out of it

KNIFE: just do what i tell you so i dont have to hurt you, ok?

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AA: this good? AA: or do you want my social security number too AA: god i bet you dont even understand that joke i hate it here AA: glad youre entertained i fucking guess.

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AA: i dont want to hurt anyone

AA: especially not them

AA: but at the risk of sounding like a complete fucking tool,

AA: this is a lot bigger than what i want, and it always was

AA: this session will be won by any means necessary.

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MIN: RABIES ALERT???? MIN: mars are you /j or /srs KNIFE: BARK

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woah. whos the handsome mug over there

KNIFE: MIN????????

MIN: yeas :3

MIN: hey who changed your color palette lmao