AA: hey check it out its your favorite evil minion or whatever the fuck!
AA: names knife
AA: hows it goin out there in the multiverse?
AA: other versions of me dont interact btw. you guys kinda suck severely and its embarrassing if im being honest

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@twistedhellknife52
AA: hey check it out its your favorite evil minion or whatever the fuck!
AA: names knife
AA: hows it goin out there in the multiverse?
AA: other versions of me dont interact btw. you guys kinda suck severely and its embarrassing if im being honest
MIN: ANISE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ANISEBOT: -_-
MIN: ruh roh raggy
MIN: wanna hear about this crazy dream i just had??
AA: im on the right path now
AA: does it really matter how i got there?
AA: theres no point in looking back.
KNIFE: why is being evil so fucking hard??
ERISTA: (... A word of advic=, Mars.)
ERISTA: (This can't always b= th= solution.)
ERISTA: ("=vil minion" or not, you'r= not going to g=t v=ry far if you k==p running from your probl=ms.)
ERISTA: (I sugg=st that you k==p your =motions in ch=ck going forward.)
ERISTA: (Can I trust you to do that?)
KNIFE: ...
KNIFE: you can.
ERISTA: (Good.)
ERISTA: (Tak= th=m to LOSAC.)
MIN: lol im just waiting for both of you to blink at the same time
MIN: besides whats in it for me
MIN: ill only cooperate if im king on new earth :3
Knife looks uncomfortable.
KNIFE: uh...
KNIFE: no i dont think thats gonna happen
KNIFE: (seriously is there a reason you cant put them to sleep)
ERISTA: (...)
MIN: haha. what
MIN: have you considered asking like a normal person
MIN: im just gonna disappear until you learn how to do th
ERISTA: (You ar=n't going anywh=r=.)
Erista's gaze is piercing. They stare, unblinking, in an attempt to keep Min from slipping away.
ERISTA: (Don't tak= your =y=s off of th=m, Mars.)
KNIFE: ...
KNIFE: you do know that i physically have to blink right
KNIFE: cant you just knock em out with your freaky mind powers so we can haul em off to echidna
MIN: hey man ...... MIN: can you let me go haha.............. MIN: and can i get your ssn as like. MIN: an apology :3
Knife turns their head, but they don't make eye contact.
KNIFE: no.
KNIFE: this isnt a joke, minerva
KNIFE: and youre not getting out of it
KNIFE: just do what i tell you so i dont have to hurt you, ok?
AA: this good? AA: or do you want my social security number too AA: god i bet you dont even understand that joke i hate it here AA: glad youre entertained i fucking guess.
AA: i dont want to hurt anyone
AA: especially not them
AA: but at the risk of sounding like a complete fucking tool,
AA: this is a lot bigger than what i want, and it always was
AA: this session will be won by any means necessary.
MIN: RABIES ALERT???? MIN: mars are you /j or /srs KNIFE: BARK
woah. whos the handsome mug over there
KNIFE: MIN????????
MIN: yeas :3
MIN: hey who changed your color palette lmao