You ain't gonna win

Yo 'sup? If you don't know who I am yet, then you. Are. Terrible! I am the freakin' Scout here, and I just wasted you, chucklefuck!

[xnirox]

[cardinalscout]

twitchyhooligan started following you

"Aww geez, another one?" Jay mumbled. "It’s a wonder anything gets done around here."

[twitchyhooligan]

"Yeah, look who’s talkin’ dere, pal-y." A frown crossed Scout’s face as he sneered down at the BLU. "Ain’t my fault youse guys couldn’t win a match if da cart pushed itself."

[cardinalscout]

"Oh yeah? Name one time ya actually stopped one a us. Like you personally!"

[twitchyhooligan]

"Just one time? Jeeze, it's gonna be hard for me to pick just one." Scout sauntered over to the BLU as if he owned the place and plopped his elbow on the other, not nearly as handsome Scout's shoulder.

"Alright, listen up, chump!" He laughed and began spewing the tallest tale anyone could imagine.

"Like, check it. One time, I got put on a freakin' team full of nothin' but Snipers and Spies, a'ight? Bunch of newbies, like real greenhorns at da business. I'm talkin' real freakin' green. So green dat any one'a dose chumps could'a gone to a pub wearin' all red on Saint Paddy's day and ain't no one would'a pinched 'em on account'a how green they was..."

[blauernotarzt-archive]

twitchyhooligan started following you

Zis must be a joke. Really now. Or… one of you is a Spy.

[twitchyhooligan]

Doctah Doctah Doctah. You really need to get a prescription. Or stop lettin' me bash your freakin' head in all the time- heck, do both. There's no way dis handsome mug right here belongs to a freakin' Spy.

I mean, youse gotta know dat there are actual Doctahs with freakin' licences and degrees'n shit dat know what they's doin', right?

[yhrite]

I had a go at recreating Scout from the his concept art

[dnpnggggg]

:)

[twitchyhooligan]

Sandman, BONK! me a dream, Give me some kills now against the BLU team, We'll dominate them over and over Let's turn that Heavy into an organ donor

[ask-thebluscout]

australian-mercenary 

This is the greatest photo of you I could find. 

It really captures my personality.

[cardinalscout]

twitchyhooligan started following you

"Aww geez, another one?" Jay mumbled. "It’s a wonder anything gets done around here."

[twitchyhooligan]

"Yeah, look who's talkin' dere, pal-y." A frown crossed Scout's face as he sneered down at the BLU. "Ain't my fault youse guys couldn't win a match if da cart pushed itself."

[sane-soldier]

Hey lard-fat; you suck.

Ahh, this brings me back.  Ahem.

COME HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PUNK!  >:D

[twitchyhooligan]

Awe jeeze- where did you- where da heck do you guys keep getting honey from?!

Soldier, put your fuckin’ pants on before I make you eat dem-

I- I tink I’m gonna be sick.

[sane-soldier]

IT BRINGS OUT THE CHISEL IN MY EVERYTHING!  Why ELSE would Valve refuse to draw me shirtless otherwise and give me no other shots to work with!?

Anyway, LESS TALK, MORE FIGHT!

[twitchyhooligan]

Yeah, no. I tink I'm gonna wait until youse got more pants on...

And ain't covered in honey. If I wanted to get my hands on somet'in fatty and covered in honey, I'd've gone to town and picked up some freakin' donuts.

I mean, seriously, dude; who da fuck tinks 'Yeah, I'm just gonna go get naked and coat myself in honey, den ask anotha dude to fight me'? Definitely not dudes dat like chicks, dat's who!

No offence dere or nothin', buddy. but dis Scout don't go to bat for your team, if youse know what I mean.

[7ae-deactivated20140920]

[ryulongd]

ピノキオのパンケーキ

[mioinne-deactivated20141223]

S T O P

[ryulongd]

[twitchyhooligan]

What is it with ugly old farts gettin' naked?

Why can't it evah be good lookin' chicks?

Like- it's never chicks!

[sane-soldier]

Hey lard-fat; you suck.

Ahh, this brings me back.  Ahem.

COME HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PUNK!  >:D

[twitchyhooligan]

Definition free-

Definition free?!

Sounds to me like you- HhnnnnnnnnnNNNnnnnnnngh!

Need to take a better look- ghrnnnnnhn- pal!

[sane-soldier]

Ooooh.  Oh, son.  I have bad news for you.

I see that with EXTREME effort, and possibly aneurisms, you have made slight bulges in your arms.

I, on the other hand…

BEHOLD!  THIS is what a MAN looks like (covered in honey)!

[twitchyhooligan]

Awe jeeze- where did you- where da heck do you guys keep getting honey from?!

Soldier, put your fuckin' pants on before I make you eat dem-

I- I tink I'm gonna be sick.

[sane-soldier]

Hey lard-fat; you suck.

Ahh, this brings me back.  Ahem.

COME HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PUNK!  >:D

[twitchyhooligan]

Pfft, I’d love to see you move those two-ton hams of yours fast enough to catch me. Do you even have any idea of who you’re talkin’ to over here?

[sane-soldier]

A SNOTTY LITTLE BRAT WHO CAN’T DO ONE GODDAMN PUSH-UP!  GET YOUR DEFINITION-FREE BUTT OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

[twitchyhooligan]

Definition free-

Definition free?!

Sounds to me like you- HhnnnnnnnnnNNNnnnnnnngh!

Need to take a better look- ghrnnnnnhn- pal!

[sane-soldier]

Hey lard-fat; you suck.

Ahh, this brings me back.  Ahem.

COME HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PUNK!  >:D

[twitchyhooligan]

Pfft, I'd love to see you move those two-ton hams of yours fast enough to catch me. Do you even have any idea of who you're talkin' to over here?

[twitchyhooligan]

*points dramatically* SCOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! >:O

*points right back in an equally dramatic manner* Man, who let da talkin' ape dat likes to point out da obvious out of da zoo?!

[twitchyhooligan]

How did you get to be so cool, Scout?

You won’t believe how many freakin’ times I get dat question every day. ‘Scout, how do you do it?!’, ‘Scout, you’re awesome, please tell me how I can stop sucking and start bein’ a freakin’ force a’ nature, like youse’.

And da answer is; youse don’t. There’s only room enough for one person as awesome as me in this world, and, as youse can plainly see; da position is already filled.

I know this must be heart-breakin’, but it’s true! I knew since da moment I was freakin’ born dat I was supposed ta be somethin’ awesome. While everyone else two years older dan me was learnin’ to crawl, I was already winnin’ gold medals in races.

In fact, I won so many gold medals dat at da age of six, I was literally banned from every race in Boston, because I’d leave all those chumps in da dust.

Because, as we all totally know, with great powers comes a freakin’ lotta’ chumps dat just want to keep youse down!

I hope dat answered all your questions!

[lil-miss-romano]

twitchyhooligan started following you!

"Hello there! It’s always a pleasure to meet somebody new!" Bella smiled happily.

"My name is Isabella! Pleased to meet you!"

[twitchyhooligan]

Scout looked up from the apple he was enjoying when he heard someone talking. His first...

[lil-miss-romano]

twitchyhooligan started following you

Bella nodded. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Scout!" She exclaimed, smiling brightly. "Anyway, what brings you here?"

[twitchyhooligan]

"Nothin' much. Just taking a break from my super cool bike to do freakin' awesome things. You know, practicin' parkour and stuff like dat." Scout buffed his nails on his shirt proudly, puffing out his chest like a proud mother hen.

"Yeah, I know I'm awesome."