a kitten went off and set off a shark explosion.

maeve, 18, infp, and with the ressurection of dghda my old bio is back!    More than 100 years ago, a man named Zachariah Webb built a machine that broke and went to the future, where these tattooed wackos found it and used it to swap souls. They swapped Lydia with a corgi to use as leverage to stop Patrick Spring, who was actually also Zachariah Webb, having jumped through time to get his machine back. In 2002, after the Men of the Machine killed his wife, Patrick Spring, who was a fake identity, created to be the son of Edgar Spring, who was actually Zachariah Webb, jumped forward in time to last week, destroyed the Men of the Machine, and then went to the Perriman Grand to confront his future self, which led to the young Patrick Spring accidentally killing old Patrick Spring when a kitten went off and set off a shark explosion. 

[vibinwiththefruits]

i know this has been said a few times but i just want to point out that these three shows

have practically nothing in comon but all radiate the exact same chaotic energy

[sacrificialle-deactivated202111]

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

[newtonpermetersquare]

Physics meme

[supermegahijabi]

Gen Z has a collective hero complex and that’s going result in a massive emotional burnout. Advocating and raising awareness for issues is undoubtedly a good thing, but thinking you are obligated to end or solve every injustice in the world is going devestate your mental health. I don’t want to sound disheartening or pessimistic but signing a few petitions won’t end the humanitarian crisis in Yemen or police brutality. It will of course help reach our goals, but not end it. Thinking the world will change in two month won’t work, this will take generations. Many have felt so burnt out lately and feel guilty about not being able to do more, I admire how empathetic our generation is, but we have to understand that we can’t save everyone. Many others have been in activism and protesting for decade, not just gen z, change takes time. Prioritize advocating and donating in your own communities. Change is slow but it will surely come. Keep your heads up. Think globally, act locally.

[medevoir-deactivated20181216]

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[twitblr]

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[isa-ghost]

This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

[ava-deb]

make me choose: @dojalcat asked dua lipa or doja cat

[nekurothings]

Imagine having a. Switch and. Abimal crossingggb

[ikimaru]

cats and rainy days ☔️

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[akraisa]

those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it

[misc-zeramara]

A punk queen! I miss Dirk Gently :(

[dailycelebs]

ROBERT PATTINSON ‘The Batman’ camera test (recolored)

[sergle]

my first piece of the year! i wanted to assert the color for 2020: yellow and gold

[sergle]

btw, if you’ve been interested in getting this piece as a print, it’s going to be available this month for the $10+ folks on my patreon!

patreon.com/sergle

[sergle]

we’re packing patreon mail tonight, if you’d like to do a little last-minute join! 

[somechick-somewhere]

[ladyren]

We need Lizzo but we don’t deserve her