Getting hit by a truck while rushing off work for an emergency and my pikachu bag having less damage than me and it saving my stuff was NOT on the 2026 bingo. (Im fine btw when my friends see this, Pikachu spared me his protagonist halo and there happened to be a cop and a medical person literally behind the truck that hit me+ xrays showed no bone damage and I wasnt wearing a helmet. + ive learned to wear a helmet)
this is what I sent my coworkers literally a few minutes after
I was way to chill for this i fear










