hello i am twyrinesyndrome and i write burda smut on ao3! this blog is primarily for me to talk about that and to shitpost about pathologic in general. sometimes those slightly breach containment and i want people to know what to expect when following so here you go
please only follow if you're 18+! i want to be free to post weird things without worrying about who sees it
i find it fun to think about niche kinks - don't be too surprised if something like vivisection or vore or something else beginning with v that i cant think of right now shows up eventually (anything like that will be under a read more and tagged, you won't be forced to read it)
anon asking is on if you want to ask where the hell the next fic is (IT'S COMING) or propagandize about your favorite niche kink or tell me how much you love saburov or something. this blog is hidden from search you're safe here
i'm a little bit obsessed with vampire daniil and monster aus in general sorry. at any point someone could turn into a werewolf with no warning
it's so sad that burda happens before the invention of remote control butt plugs, daniil would LOVE to use one to rile artemy up throughout the day, or edge him for hours without physically touching him until he's a begging mess, or overstimming the hell out of him until he SOBS
(patho 3 spoilers) during my first playthrough i was trying to fix the vlad jr being alive and dead at the same time glitch so i ended up redoing the quest where you can drink his blood a lot without changing any decisions just to see if the logic had fixed. this means in the story of that playthrough either daniil was so traumatised by the experience that he kept on bringing it up to the inspector even though it was no longer relevant or daniil was willingly going through the experience over and over again because he's a little freak
sometimes writing is spending an hour on a single paragraph before crashing out and questioning everything and that's ok because tomorrow you will defeat that paragraph and achieve victory!!!
omg i can't believe that i forgot about sock garters when making the feet post. artemy finding daniil looking like he came out of a leyendecker painting and wanting to pull them off with his teeth
thinking about snake man daniil (snaniil), how awful would the steppe winters be for him? he probably wouldn't be able to go outside for long, even on a warmer day, and then he'd have to put so much effort into warming himself up again that it's almost not worth it. every morning artemy has to untangle himself because daniil has coiled around him to steal his warmth (the first time it happens it's terrifying but once he gets used to it it's quite comfy, like a weighted blanket)
ok actually the annual dynamic will be so interesting? during the summer when it's warm and sunny daniil has so much more energy so he is much more likely to take control, but in the winter when he's all sleepy and lethargic artemy gets to take over and lovingly service top him to his heart's content. morning sex to warm him up in the winter, trapping artemy in his coils in the summer
burda from the pov of yakov little has some potential imo… he starts noticing them getting closer and a bit more touchy than normal and deciding that it's none of his business/he's imagining things. but it keeps happening, and daniil is in a noticeably better mood every time, maybe one day their clothes and hair are all mussed up and they're extra awkward around him. naturally it culminates in him walking in on them while daniil has artemy's cock down his throat, or one of them is getting railed while bent over a desk!! he's so embarrassed and he's thinking about it all the time but he has to keep working with them like nothing has happened
i wish we got more info about artemy's childhood pet rats… what were their names? were they wild rats that he caught and raised? did he carry them around in his pockets? what does the rat prophet think about all this
Ohhh you were the one who wrote omorashi fics of burda? I love theemmm could you write a bit more??
i can only take credit for one burda omo fic :] it is a kink that i would consider going back to, it's fun to write and has a lot of potential, but there will be at least 3 maybe more unrelated fics before that sorry…
i do really want to write vampire omo at some point because the general concept has been in my head for so long (listed in my ideas doc as 'vampire piss 69' if you're curious) so maybe that'll happen? or something silly making fun of andrey's pup having no bathrooms. who knows!!!
im glad that people are engaging in/ feeling seen in the niche kink discussions we've been having btw, it feels important atm with shit like payment processors censoring the internet and trying to dictate what consenting adults are allowed to do. if you're into it then getting off to burda -spins wheel- lactation smut is good for the world!!!
people getting excited about this stuff is so nice :] im putting the rest of your ask under the cut to keep it tidy & i didn't have too much too add, hope that's ok!!!
this is fun even before they get together, daniil saw artemy shirtless during the plague and is trying to figure out why he just keeps getting hotter every time it comes off?? and he finds himself transfixed whenever he sees artemy eating… eventually he chalks it up to him not getting laid in a while :') i might just like flustered daniil too much though. anyway then they get together and it keeps happening even after they've slept together…
artemy figuring out that this is a Sex Thing based on the look on daniil's face, not fully understanding the details but playing up his moans to watch daniil SQUIRM, maybe licking a bit of cream off of his finger… then getting worried that he went too far when daniil bolts. then getting the explanation and suddenly a lot of daniil's past behavior makes a lot more sense. characters going through kink discovery is so fun!!!
thinking about snake man daniil (snaniil), how awful would the steppe winters be for him? he probably wouldn't be able to go outside for long, even on a warmer day, and then he'd have to put so much effort into warming himself up again that it's almost not worth it. every morning artemy has to untangle himself because daniil has coiled around him to steal his warmth (the first time it happens it's terrifying but once he gets used to it it's quite comfy, like a weighted blanket)
💿 “get him some strawberries too after he brings up that he's never tried them before and hand feed him!!! then fuck him hard into the bed because romance is still alive”
Not the point whatsoever but i laughed so hard at this i had a coughing fit
anyway i didn’t send the og anon but i will always spread my propaganda. i think feederism would go very well alongside bondage and monster aus. either character could be doing either thing imo, but i do fall into team “artemy was starving and regains weight after the endgame.” so my point with bondage being the how visible that is. like if it’s something premade like leather cuffs and harnesses Daniil could obsess over how notably tighter they’ve gotten, and how his skin bulges around the restraints now. and rope tied intentionally to do so.
monsters aus could be good with like vampire daniil specifically ofc with the taboo of causing injury to another and bull butchering with him needing to feed, whether it be a bull or artemy. the utter devotion from artemy to provide either one for daniil
god you're so right… artemy flexing around the restraints showing off the muscle and fat he's gained… hnnhff
with leather restraints/accessories you've also got buckles which would be great for showing progress in that regard - artemy having to go down a hole for his belt to fit properly, the wear around the original hole emphasizing the difference. similarly artemy laments that his undershirt is getting tight and he'll have to throw it out, and daniil is begging him not to because it looks incredible on him and actually he should be wearing it more please.
you can also mix the bondage and the feeding together, daniil makes artemy eat out of his hands (i think if i say 'like a horse' here it becomes less sexy but that is all i can think of asdfgh), holding it just out of reach and making him struggle, making him eat more than he normally would etc
im assuming you brought up vampires specifically to make me ramble so here you go!! vampires cant really gain or lose weight, so there is no real concequence of this sort of play besides the normal discomfort which could be a good or bad thing depending on your point of view.
intentionally starving daniil (or at least making him go a little hungry) then letting him gorge himself on a freshly slaughtered bull would be fun, or artemy could do the draining into bottles and force daniil to drink far more that necessary… at first he is desperate and chasing every drop, by the end there's blood running down his chin and he's struggling to swallow it all but he is trying his best!! artemy's saying 'just one more bottle' for like five bottles, good luck buddy. also bloody kisses where artemy takes a swig of the blood and makes daniil lick it out of his mouth
a way of reversing the roles is daniil making sure artemy eats a lot to make up for the blood loss, especially things rich in iron. beef liver is a staple of theirs, and if artemy doesn't eat enough he will be descended upon and made to eat MORE. there is space for some teasing about fattening him up to eat him too which could be fun…
i think there is potential here for some naga daniil fun too… but i'll save thinking about that for another time :^)
