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tyler o'brien, 19, just tryna get by.

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tonigold:

Simply because it isn’t. Food is my life, I hate to see it threatened like that.

Never ever get too comfortable.

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edenfuller:

So they are hiring. Man, I’ve been trying to work there since forever. Do you know how annoying it is dropping by and every time they’re like, nah we don’t have any more openings.

They probably don’t wanna hire you because if you work for them they can’t fuck you.

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sierra-moore:

As am I– But saying ‘I’m smart’ means shit. You need to be more specific.

Are you smart? You don’t know what a scholar is, dude.

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emil-gabor:

Ah. 

Man of few words, eh?

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river-ch:

Oh really? 

Now I’m feeling the pressure. 

You should, man.. nothing is set in stone.

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adam-sterling:

That’s fair enough— what’re you, 18, 19?

Nineteen...unless an older chick or cop is asking, then I’m twenty three.

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sam-or-whatever:

So, this relationship allows me to buy you food and get attacked by a bunch of underage girls. How am I supposed to stick with you under these circumstances?

Our love will conquer all, baby.

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andie-atwood:

“At least cookies have that moment where they’re fresh from the oven and they’re warm and gooey. That is the best shit. Doritos suck in comparison.”

I feel like I’m being personally attacked right now.

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cooperremington:

Oh, that’s what you mean. Yeah, but I still think that’s a pretty nice trick.

Depends how you present it.. it’s allll in the presentation.

[portlandlovesbeer]

[bye-dude]

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adam-sterling:

Really? Jameson ginger? Nah man, Jameson straight up, none of that ginger crap, come on.

Call me a pussy but I like my drinks to be pleasing to the throat.

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sierra-moore:

What the fuck is a scholar? It sounds like something the Ancient Egyptians forced a poor slave to do.

It means I’m smart.

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ophelia-ohara:

You think I’m gonna cook for you and carry you? You’re out of your fucking mind, buddy.

Is that a fat joke?

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vinalexander:

Well if I didn’t want to do it before, I definitely don’t want to do it now. Yeah, the cinnamon thing is good for some people, but I literally can’t. Cinnamon mixed with alcohol is like.. well it’s like a fireball going down your throat. What!? Why the fuck would you do that?

Because.. I don’t know, people will watch videos of me doing it, man, that’s why.

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andie-atwood:

She should at least be before Doritos. They don’t do anything for you but make you fat. 

Poppycock. I might even take doritos over cookies.

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hrhprincessclarissa:

…because a fire jam got released?

Oh man, you missed the whole middle part.