young houdini

[coral]

I don’t want to lose you.

[alzain-965]

tell them u’re okay even if you are not , no one cares man.

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[staraptor]

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[makkaveli13]

Being drunk and sad is one hell of a combination

[makkaveli13]

Being sober and sad is even worse

[formerarsonist]

my talents include: fucking things up, and being a fucking idiot

[flory-y-deactivated20230831]

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @facebook

[brunz]

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

[brunz]

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

[the-thought-of-you-deactivated2]

You’re the girl that I want to come home to

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[eibmozotco]

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[cleothegoldfish]

Did you mean: parents

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[ruinedbaby]

even tho I’m sad as fuck I laugh at everything

[vviirgo]

in the mood to get tattooed