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I see why my mom was always so short tempered with me because my son was asking for food so I said “I put your breakfast on the table” and he immediately started looking at the ceiling. So I said “sorry I should have clarified, the table that’s on the ground. Not the ceiling” and he turned around, looked at the table, then went “OHH!”
My son kept calling all his toys his own name and I kept saying “no that’s your name, you silly!” Then he would laugh. Finally I asked him “What’s your name?”
He said “Grandpa!”
Every time I go to Cedar Rapids there is a flash flood. I gotta stop going there
I am gonna decorate my porch since we’re going to live here for a few more years. Any suggestions? I just scrubbed the sidewalk because it was covered in bird poop and chalk. I also put down rodent repellent so no mice come up and pee on my son’s chalk
Okay I made this sketch with my ideas idk what else to add
I am gonna decorate my porch since we’re going to live here for a few more years. Any suggestions? I just scrubbed the sidewalk because it was covered in bird poop and chalk. I also put down rodent repellent so no mice come up and pee on my son’s chalk
Do not chug coffee then immediately tackle a wasp nest, you will shit your pants
Can’t sleep because the goblins that control my body are telling me to scroll through tumblr
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet
divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension
cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe
and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
I bought an extra thick mouth guard to prevent teeth grinding while I sleep and I woke up choking on a piece of it because I bit it in half during my sleep
the worst part of having a kid is that even 2 years after the baby is born, a newborn crying will make my armpits leak milk
Life lately. Always something new happening :)
Vote for me and I will make werewolves real
Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality
Bottom scientists as well
piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss
