Just Your Friendly Neighbourhood Nerd

“…I was under the impression that you guys were pals.”

Well, sure, but pals in the sense that we want to see who can get the most annoyed by the other first.

“Like I said. He loves when you come over.”

… Okay, good point.

“Yes, I tend to make those pretty often.”

Yeah, yeah, Mr. Fantastic.

“…I was under the impression that you guys were pals.”

Well, sure, but pals in the sense that we want to see who can get the most annoyed by the other first.

“Like I said. He loves when you come over.”

... Okay, good point.

“Peter, you know that if you ever want to come by the Baxter Labs and get some science under you belt, you are always more than welcome. Once in the FF, always in the FF.”

Y’know, I would, but high school doesn’t exactly teach itself. But thanks for the offer, Reed.

“That offer extends to weekends too, you know. Johnny always loves when you come by.”

Yeah? He actually said that? Johnny?

“…I was under the impression that you guys were pals.”

Well, sure, but pals in the sense that we want to see who can get the most annoyed by the other first.

“Peter, you know that if you ever want to come by the Baxter Labs and get some science under you belt, you are always more than welcome. Once in the FF, always in the FF.”

Y’know, I would, but high school doesn’t exactly teach itself. But thanks for the offer, Reed.

“That offer extends to weekends too, you know. Johnny always loves when you come by.”

Yeah? He actually said that? Johnny?

Really? Wow, that is so cool. What kind of life? Is it carbon-based?

“It certainly appears that way. also at this point it’s still in the ‘primordial soup’ stage, so who knows how it’ll end up.”

Woah. And all I get is a bowl of water and block of potassium…

“Peter, you know that if you ever want to come by the Baxter Labs and get some science under you belt, you are always more than welcome. Once in the FF, always in the FF.”

Y'know, I would, but high school doesn't exactly teach itself. But thanks for the offer, Reed.

Same to you, Stretch. Is “Stretch” overused yet? I feel like that’s overused. Ah, man, I knew I should’a thought of something more clever…

“Oh don’t worry about that, only Ben calls me Stretch. I certainly don’t think that qualifies as overused.”

Really? Only the big guy? Huh.

So how’re things up in the BB? Found any more cool dimensions?

“Actually, Peter, I discovered four pocket universes just yesterday. One of them even has life already! And another is as big as a golf ball, even!”

Really? Wow, that is so cool. What kind of life? Is it carbon-based?

“It certainly appears that way. also at this point it’s still in the ‘primordial soup’ stage, so who knows how it’ll end up.”

Woah. And all I get is a bowl of water and block of potassium...

Same to you, Stretch. Is “Stretch” overused yet? I feel like that’s overused. Ah, man, I knew I should’a thought of something more clever…

“Oh don’t worry about that, only Ben calls me Stretch. I certainly don’t think that qualifies as overused.”

Really? Only the big guy? Huh.

So how’re things up in the BB? Found any more cool dimensions?

“Actually, Peter, I discovered four pocket universes just yesterday. One of them even has life already! And another is as big as a golf ball, even!”

Really? Wow, that is so cool. What kind of life? Is it carbon-based?

Same to you, Stretch. Is “Stretch” overused yet? I feel like that’s overused. Ah, man, I knew I should’a thought of something more clever…

“Oh don’t worry about that, only Ben calls me Stretch. I certainly don’t think that qualifies as overused.”

Really? Only the big guy? Huh.

So how're things up in the BB? Found any more cool dimensions?

#stretchyscientist

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What’s up, doc?

“Ah, Peter! Good to see you, as always.”

Same to you, Stretch. Is "Stretch" overused yet? I feel like that's overused. Ah, man, I knew I should'a thought of something more clever...

#stretchyscientist

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What's up, doc?

#stretchyscientist

That’s what they all say.

sexycatburglar

It’s what I say.

#Well the gloves do kinda cover the ring I guess...#I should work on that

Okay, okay, I believe you.

sexycatburglar

And what makes you think that I’ve been out of town?

I don’t know, I always tend to assume that when someone disappears from my life for any length of time that they’ve left town to walk the world in order to find themselves again.

I mean… right?

sexycatburglar

I can assure you that I didn’t leave the city.