what is blue raspberry?

he/him

[teathattast]

[moniquill]

[crashtestjeffy-deactivated20240]

[reynaisalesbian]

there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[headspace-hotel]

What was that second person even expecting. I think about the word "vacuum" having two u's next to each other all the time

[godzillastan72-deactivated20230]

there will be nothing funnier than this exchange

[artronenergy]

if doctor who was brave enough it’d open a season on an unbroken tracking shot through the tardis with libraries and forests and aquariums and all that. they wouldn’t have any money left to make the rest of the season but thats a small price to pay to please me specifically

[fionatienealas-deactivated20220]

[bluedesertbruja]

guys check ao3 for interview with the vampire fics bc apparently there’s 65 pgs worth of it now, being dated back to 1995.

[weatherall]

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

Don’t care didn’t ask plus you majored in business

[imonlyadumpling]

Ouch, what'd I ever do to you?

[lilitasticc]

Majored in business.

[valtsv]

everyone is too busy on their phones these days to earn the undying loyalty of a misunderstood beast by treating it with compassion and respect instead of fear

[themostvilemaninbaseball]

What do you call my mutuals then? Huh?

[valtsv]

you present an unexpected yet compelling argument

[winchestress]

[nicola-coughlan]

MCU CHRONOLOGICAL REWATCH The Avengers (2012)

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

jk rowling dropped more of her transphobic bs the same day that a trailer for fantastic beasts 3 was dropping, when she KNEW attention would be on her. she is officially using the popularity of her series to spread her harmful rhetoric, misleadingly presented information, and downright lies.

imo there is no separating the series from her anymore. supporting hp stuff supports transphobia point blank. as someone who grew up with the series and was extremely attached to it until the transphobia started, it does pain me to say this, but we have to stop supporting all of it. trans lives matter more than harry potter.

[insomniac-arrest]

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

[qapleulia]

love is stored in the Bonk

[qapleulia]

like this^

[qapleulia]

reblog to Bonk the person you reblogged from

[whitepeopletwitter]

That’s the one