trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
RMH
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art
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hello vonnie
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Game of Thrones Daily
art blog(derogatory)
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever
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@uberdanksatan
remember at the rio olympics when they revealed how the olympics village is basically just a giant fuckfest and how they had to give out like hundred thousand condoms well i just checked and
I am sorry what
yeah olympians like to FUCK
I hope it was all very gay
proof the olympics is a greek invention
the greeks would be so proud
Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new..💜💋🔮
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore canon?
do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore fandom??
My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't threatening, then I don’t know what is.
This is a word
This advice will change your life.
i’m so happy for her
I’m happy she’s back
All I want to do for 2018 is effortlessly become an energy converter. I want to turn my pain into power, my vulnerabilities into strengths, and my doubts into certainties.
when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly
we could sit in a car for 2 hours and listen to music and talk about life, and lowkey that’s a date right there
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
Why in the hell am I someone so undeserving of love? I just honestly don't understand how someone can talk to me the way that they do and treat me the way that they do and yet doesn't want a romantic relationship right now. Then explain the look in your eyes when when ours meet. I'm so confused.
Have you cheated on your boyfriend ?
nope! never have never will😊😊😊😊😊
it's so hard to be humble👑
“Smart” water (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
