Worst Date Ever
I have had a lot of dates while I was in college but the one that sticks out the most was the one that ended with me in handcuffs. Â Now I wish I could say the handcuffs were her idea but they werenât. Â But the police officer who put me in the back seat of his cruiser insisted I that I should wear them.
 Have you ever had one of those dates that started off great and then BAM!! It takes a left turn and the chances of a good night kiss is gone?  Let me tell you about the best and yet worst date I have ever had in my life. Donât worry itâs a quick story and I promise itâs something you can laugh at.
 I met this beautiful girl at work; letâs call her Daphne (thatâs not her real name but I always had a thing for Daphne in Scooby Doo so I am calling her Daphne).  Daphne was gorgeous and the sweetest person you will ever meet.  After months of working up the courage to ask her out I finally did and she agreed. Friday night rolled around and I got all man-pretty for my date and I even got my truck washed and detailed the day before (ladies, if a guy picks you up in a freshly washed car thatâs detailed he is really into you).
 I took her out to eat, and then we went swing dancing where I busted out my best moves.  We joked around, we laughed, and she was really enjoying herself.  Then we decided to get some night air and walk around down town.  Then the next thing I know she started to have an asthma attack and she didnât have her rescue inhaler with her (this is where the date turns to crap).
 She told me to hit her on her back.  She told me by doing this it will stimulate her airways and it will break down any mucus that might be causing her asthma attack.  After I was reassured that it was okay for me to hit her back she turned around and faced a break wall to sturdy herself and then I started to hit her back.
 After a few hits she told me to hit her harder.  I was concerned and I didnât want to hurt her.
 âHarder!â she screamed at me.  I hit her harder and harder.  The dress she was wearing was backless and I noticed her skin turned pink and then to bright red from me hitting her.
 âHarder!â  she screamed at me again.  I was concern that I was hurting her because I could see her back turn from red to now purple, and then thatâs when I heard it.  Despite her having an asthma attack she let out a loud scream that scared me and grabbed the attention of others. Â
 Her asthma attack caused her to have a panic attack and she just screamed without any warning.
 People started to gather around us. I was still hitting her back which was now really purple. Then it just snowballed from there. One guy yelled âHe is attacking her!â A woman then yelled for someone to call 911 and then I was tackled by this big guy who held me down with the help of his buddies until a nearby cop showed up. Â
 I could hear everyone trying to comfort Daphne and trying to comfort her but she was gasping for air at this time.  The cop realized she needed medical attention and called for an ambulance.  Within 10 minutes the ambulance was there giving her oxygen which wasnât helping because she was having an asthma attack. Â
 She was then taken to the hospital and she was treated.  The doctors gave her a nebulizer treatment and it brought her out of her attack and she was fine.
Me on the other hand was cuffed inside a police cruiser trying to explain why I was hitting her back which they naturally didnât buy. Â Luckily after about a half an hour went by of me pleading my case to the cop he was radioed.
 Daphneâs parents called to the hospital saying their daughter wasnât attacked.  When they got there they straightened everything out and explained I was trying to help their daughter.  I was let go and the police apologized to me and then dropped me off to where I parked my truck.
 Did I go on another date with Daphne?  No I didnât, but not because of the whole police handcuff thing.  She got back together with her ex-boyfriend and they are now married and raising a beautiful family.  But with all the dates I had in my dating life I will never forget about that one and I donâtâ think she will forget about it either.












