Multiple Scoregasms

blog dedicated to the toothless wonders of the world

[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[dapperdragon]

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

[hockeyandjb]

dear god:

i need a boyfriend, preferably a hot nhl player who i don’t have a chance with, and/or is dating someone 10x hotter than me, im perfectly fine with mitch marner too. you decide

[howdy-doughty]

When offseason turns into a trading frenzy...

[raskbutt]

I’d go south on 88 if you know what I mean.

[kiwoa]

[toewstoews19]

This has me so fucked up

[ugly-pucklings]

I'm going to keep reblogging this until it's not funny

which is never sorry

[seabsieboys]

Buckle up, hockey fans.  It’s officially the offseason, and you know what that means.  Trades, free agency, and inevitable cap issues, oh my!

[ryanmcdnagh-blog]

RIP Gordie Howe. The hockey community is losing one of its all time greats but you will always be remembered as the legend you are. Thank you for everything Mr. Hockey.

[jakegards-flow]

Baby Price has her first pair of goalie pads and I’m crying 😭😭😭

[seggy91]

We all know those 113 messages are from Jamie, lets be real…

[raskbutt]

I’d go south on 88 if you know what I mean.

[kiwoa]

[toewstoews19]

This has me so fucked up

[zuccahello]

The King and Eye

[puckducky]

How does he do it? He gets a fucking black eye and makes it look both hot and stylish.

[merrymegaudreau]

His black eye is so perfect too wtf. It looks like neatly applied eye liner and eye shadow

[ugly-pucklings]

how to get the perfect smokey eye by Henrik Lundqvist

[goaliekillerkreider]

Ryan Mcdonagh's lil side smile.

reblog if you agree

[visioninblue]

No matter what team you support I feel like everyone on some level agrees Lundqvist deserves to win the Stanley Cup at somepoint during his career.

[tatartot21]

What the playoffs does to hockey tumblr:

[teamnorthamericaownsthis-deacti]

Photographic evidence of Chris Kreider dragging me into the darkest depths of Hell

[ugly-pucklings]

@kreiofthetiger girl bye

[damnhockey]

[kymkardashwest]

Yes I’m salty about the whole situation. Yes I know that I’ll never have a chance with him lmao. Yes I do realize that he can do whatever he wants with whoever he wants. Blah blah blah.

It just hurts seeing someone you have a crush on do things with someone who isn’t you. You know? lol don’t worry I hate myself too.

[nyrangersfans]

2016 playoff berth… Check ✔