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I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

demotu-writes

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

#canada #measurements #imperial #metric #i can't conceive of even the most metric of places measuring dicks in cm #i wonder if anyone does

its-funnytwittertweets

ginny-lala

#potatoes #lol

javert

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

#kink #pride #lol

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

#girl dinner #queer #non binary #lol

assignedmale

#transphobia #add in 'i just think trans people shouldn't be allowed to use whatever bathroom they want'

moodsandtenses

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

moodsandtenses

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

#dracula #werewolves #vampires #lol

rainia

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

#gender #queer #trans

samreich

before the show = preshow; before the preshow = go-karting

#game changer #dropout #lol

megafaunatic

gay people house meshi

#menstrual cups #dildos #lol #tagging this as #worlds beyond number #because it scans to #sandy dildo vodka bath #everyone is part of your family!

urie

if you are ever hanging out with someone and they start talking about things like how many calories are in fruit or how high the sugar content is you need to run very far away as fast as possible you have GOT to get out of there

#diet culture #dieting