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Hey Tau, do you talk with family back home? Do you get to send them any kind of electronic letters or anything?

“CERTAINLY THE EGROZHENE MANUFACTURING ANCILLARY COMMITTEE IS INTERESTED IN MY ROUTINE MAINTENANCE REPORTS, AS THEY’RE STILL DOING TESTING ON THE TAU UNITS FOR LONGEVITY STATISTICS. I SEND MY PERSONAL LOGS ‘HOME’ TO ZERO, WHO DISTRIBUTES THEM AS SHE SEES TO THE REST OF THE TAU UNITS. THEY MAY CONTAIN VALUABLE EXPERIENCES THE OTHER TAU UNITS ARE INCAPABLE OF HAVING FOR THEMSELVES.

SUCH AS: WHAT OCCURS WHEN QALIA DISCOVERS SHE HAS RUN OUT OF HAIR PRODUCT, AND THE SOLE REMAINING SOURCE OF IT ON BOARD IS MINE AND I WILL NOT GIVE IT TO HER. THIS WILL BE AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE AND I BELIEVE THE OTHER TAU UNITS WILL FIND IT TO BE OF GREAT VALUE.”

“Well the comms are back up, ssssssort of?

We’re still having some trouble with the equipment. It looks like some colors are getting washed out, and the audio isn’t actually coming through as attached to the video in sync for some reason, it’s coming through at about three-quarter speed. so we’re using a speech-to-text and sending it enclosed with the video signal.”

Smith, what's Tarfunge like?

“oh man its the tarfungiest. those beautiful purple algea dunes sprouting thick-barked six-hundred-leaf palms whose fronds bow deep into the puce water as it laps up against the shores. the radiant singing of the huskflies every dawn when they come out to prey on the spoonbeasts. nothing is tarfungier.““It’s like this all the time. Everything that comes out of his mouth is like listening to a Mad Libs.“ _fg

Sorry, kids. Someone fried the comm array while trying to use it to cook home-made lasagna. Honestly, at first I suspected the CMO, but then it quickly occurred to me it could have been literally anyone on this crew, for equally bizarre reasons.

Feel free to continue to submit, but we’ll be out of commission until the comm array gets properly fixed.

#gork

Hey Gork, what kind of music do you like?

The resident Frelf-Olgunko beasts of the Cyclopean lands have unique vocal cords that enable them tritone communications. It was the inspiration for our first musics, and just became a cultural staple.

Does Gork gel his hair like that or is it an entirely natural cow lick?

Qalia, did you leave any family behind when you decided to board?

“In the while I’ve known her, this is about all I could get out of her about her family.” _fg

“I have an old history book which pertains to the original Heretic, back before the Egrozhene manufacturing plants. It was the first and only machine-man ever discovered rather than built, and it was the result of an underwater expedition into one of the seas. The discovery of the Heretic was what kickstarted Asylum’s manufacturing of artificial life-forms, and resulted in the creation of the Egrozhene facilities, but no one has ever come to any conclusions about the origins of the first Heretic after which all of us are based. It was never activated, and during the Second Age of Asylum was lost. But everything surrounding the discovery of the Origin Heretic is one of Asylum’s biggest mysteries.“

#Tau-8 #ladytabularasa #trashy-brain #egrozhene #heretic

Do you guys really think you'll ever find the lost people of GEAR?

#gork #trashy-brain

There's a bomb on board and one of you is a dirty traitor! Who is most likely the turncoat?

#dawn-hammer #gork #qalia #tau-8 #smith

He Smith, what exactly are your medical qualifications?

“And if thats a place, it’s definitely in Cobraston. Which is where it is. Because it is a place. A school-place.”

#smith #trashy-brain #cobraston

Hey Gork, just between you and me...how do you feel about your other crew members? Do you like them?

“I’ve got experience going back at least a year or two in the case of Tau and Qalia. Smith wasn’t assigned until a day before we set out. Prior to that our CMO was to be a man named ‘Neglfarb Snimsnom.’”

#gork #qalia #smith #tau-8 #ladytabularasa

Hey Smith, if you had to wear glasses, how would you wear them? Would contact lenses be easier?